*pulls down star destroyer with the force*

heh...hardly worth the effort

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>*parries*
>*triggers zandatsu mode*
>*gets a no hit S score in revengeance mode*
>*fucks your wife*
>*taunts while laughing*

pssh, wide open

Totally canon right guiz

Pulling down a star destroyer isn't even that big a feat compared to the bullshit some Jedi and with do

>Be Luke
>Standing on hill
>Overlooking army
>"Wow they look tough"
>Jump
>Become one with the force halfway down
>Touch the ground
>Release pent up force
>Annihilate entire front line
I think I overdid it.

He didn't even pull it down in game. The only time he actually pulled it down was the reveal trailer.

>be force entity
>decide life bothers me
>devour entire solar system

just another day for ya boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii da emperor

>*looks at you funny*
>*breaks your rifle*
>*breaks your arm*
>*Disappears*
>*appears right in front of you*
>*breaks your other arm*
>*teleports behind you*
Snake you forgot the basics of CQC

Most people who complain about the game havnt actually played it so they wouldnt know that.

it was a pretty easy and very short game

a very solid 6/10

Do you not remember the segment? You pull down>kill tie fighters>pull down>kill tie fighters>pull down>kill tie fighters>pull down>crash>darth maul boss fight

If you are that strong you don't need a toy Lightsaber.

Even Palpatine felt it was pointless to keep his with the power he had.

>*kills god*

not even a challenge....

Wait what? I remember that QTE part where you do pull down a Star Destroyer. It was annoying as fuck with the TIE fighters buzzing around. It was the direct opposite of a hype moment.

Do you? It's more like a guided landing than pulling it out of orbit, the fucking thing is already crashing. You're slowing its descent so you don't get blown up with three quarters of the planet.

Pssh... nothin personnel kid.

*Beats a hard game*
*brags that it was easy because I only died five times to each boss*

heh can't believe you fags have trouble with this series

Yeah, and then he got picked up and dumpstered like the little bitch he was.

I personally would rank it a 7/10.

The ship was falling long before hand. The entire point of the scene is that the ISD is going to come crashing down from orbit after the space station it was at blew up.

You guide the ship into a structure so it doesnt flatten you like a pancake. Even then you barely succeed because its a massive ISD

His power level is exaggerated. That star destroyer was already busted and coming down.

But he became a force entity after that though...

Wasn't the thing trying to fuck off at that part? I remember you had to turn it to face downwards before pulling it in and it tries to turn away every time you slack off.
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and then Chewbacca got flattened by a rapidly orbiting moon while shooting at

You aren't pulling it down your trying to stop it from crashing directly on your head.

Not canon any more :^)

Good game. Juno is an underrated waifu.

The ship is likely still fully crewed and the pilots are trying to pull up (which would crush Starkiller at its rate of descent), instead of being pushed down towards uncertain doom.

>Another happy landing

Yes. I'll even take that over the canned edgy one liners.

>Choke on your aspirations

I hated this line in Rouge One. I'm surprised there wasn't a Mhuahaha after it.

My point is that Starkiller did pull the thing down, just not as spectacularly as the trailer suggests. Seriously, I fucking hated this part so much. Such a chore.

I liked that shit pun its like a shit post in a blockbuster

Srakiller can just force hop over the ship. Then force land safely on board. and attack the crew inside.

I watch redlettermedia too

Yes, he can jump onto this massive ship which probably shouldn't even remain intact upon entering most atmospheres, find an airlock and melt it open with his lightsaber, run all the way to the command deck, kill the crew and then solo pilot a ship he's never commandeered before while fighting the controls to just bathe in the warm glow of its explosion, which he was trying to avoid in the first place - and all from the cozy interior.

What's that?

You can just watch the original trilogy to figure this out. You don't need expert E celebs for everything.

I really can't recall much but wasn't he trying to use the ship to kamikaze into something?

Now that's a happy landing.

That part is one of the reasons I hate QTEs with a passion.
just thinking about it makes me mad.

palpatine doesn't know the rule of cool, he's old as fuck

I'm not even sure that qualifies as a QTE.

I thought this was okay since Yoda goes on and on about how the size of something you're moving with the force doesn't really matter.
Bullshit force powers are the stuff you see in the Old Republic series where you have Sith using the force to destroy life on entire planets and stuff.

He was trying to get it to collide with the massive nearby structure so it was slow the ISD down instead of landing on top of him and killin him.

It's really just Nihilus that can do that. Sion keeps all the little pieces of himself together with pure hate, the Exile makes everybody horny and Malachor was a bomb.

Not to mention the thing was already falling so he was just trying to face plant it and have the natural rough terrain slow it down (and destroy the material shooter)

Also he almost died doing it, because even after he jumped, the thing was an inch from his face.

>Sion keeps all the little pieces of himself together with pure hate,
Honestly this was dumb also. I dont care how mad he is, if I used my lightsaber to take of his head he would be dead. The fact that the game wouldnt let you kill him because his plot armor was idiotic. (Referring to when you fight him in Korriban)

>It's really just Nihilus that can do that. Sion keeps all the little pieces of himself together with pure hate, the Exile makes everybody horny and Malachor was a bomb.
Malachor was basically a force bomb. It only killed the force on the planet, which is why the exile lost her connection to it

>Malachor was basically a force bomb. It only killed the force on the planet, which is why the exile lost her connection to it
that is false
It wasn't a force bomb it and it wasn't the sole reason the Exile got cut off. Her forming force bonds everywhere in the meat grinder of a war is what did with Malachor being the powder keg since all those Force Sensitives that wouldn't join Revan bit the dust HARD alongside a bunch of other lives. It was a "Mass Shadow Generator" that did it. Though the Exile apparently showed signs of this earlier in the war on Dxun according to Kevar who granted didn't understand all the implications of her predicament but we have no reason to doubt him

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moving a star ship is cute i guess.
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we can bicker all day long the degree of retardation that Star Destroyer part was, but we can all agree it was tedious as hell to play that part
Still a solid 7/10 game in my opinion though. The book wasn't horrible either if I recall correctly

Truly a kafkaesque masterpiece, bordering on lovcraftian mel brooks.

Yeah, that shit was so off I wonder if anyone tested it.

Also, I still can't believe how void the 2nd game felt. Like, I remember beating the whole thing in one sitting, and not feeling impressed about anything. Christ, why?

The EU is full of horrendous Mary Sues, but Starkiller is definitely up there.

whats the Finnegans Wake of Star Wars vidya?

Yeah but at least he's packaged in an action packed dumb fun game that no one ever considered canon

Jedi Academy for sure.

he wouldn't stand a chance against extended universe Luke, who Abeloth bitch slaps like a rag doll

Super Return of the Jedi.

I thought Luke did alright against him while completely dominating any of the Secret Sith Empire #296 losers
It's been years since I cared though

One of the things to remember is that the games are stylized games. As in power levers are increased by 100 for EVERYONE.

As shown in the Hoth level in the DLC/expansion (whatever it was, never played it, only seen a playtrhough) where he fights Luke from ESB and Luke is throwing out all sorts of crazy force powers, and when Luke finally gives in to the Dark Side in it he is throwing out force lightning.

What was his Midichlorian count?

This was the only cool part of this game. Fuck you faggots if you don't think so. I wish they just did a multi-verse horseshit thing and had this guy kill Vader and Sidious. Everything else was fanfic tier anyway. Might as well go the whole 9 yards.

don't know if i'm okay or sad with clone wars retconning space cthulu

They did have 2 like DLCs following the Dark Side ending.

The first DLC was kind of cool only because it had Starkiller hunt down Luke on Hoth and fight him in the Echo Base Hanger bay. He is taunting Luke about killing his father and eventually Luke snaps and gives into the dark side throwing force lightning out and saying that Ben had no idea what he was talking about. It ends with Luke wounded (no arm) but Starkiller promises to take him as an apprentice and train Luke to defeat the Emperor with Luke accepting it

over 9000

>Jedi Masters struggle to lift small, single-man starfighters
>this nigga is crashing Star Destroyers and don't give a fuck

Force powerlevels are dubm

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>Also, I still can't believe how void the 2nd game felt. Like, I remember beating the whole thing in one sitting, and not feeling impressed about anything. Christ, why?

It felt like they ran out of money and ideas. The first one was supposed to be groundbreaking with all this new technology and then the second one was just more of the same but even shorter and with an even worse story.

There's so few decent star wars action games these days that I wouldn't mind a 3rd game even if it was focused on starkiller again but it shouldn't be like 5 hours long like the second one.