Seriously though, why the fuck wouldn't Leon wanna hit that?

Seriously though, why the fuck wouldn't Leon wanna hit that?

Duty.

Ada exist.

Some people just don't want sex at certain moments.

He ain't a fag

hes a good christian boy who only needs the lord in his life

Misunderstanding regarding installed ballistics

>people STILL in 2017 think Ashley doesn't take BBC

Fucking the president's daughter probably wouldn't end well.

Wait wasn't she underage? wtf?

Nigga she 20

Oh dang. My memory of her is fucked. She seemed like 14 or something. I thought maybe THAT was why he turned her down.

Start dumping.

This

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>pooty pooty me booty
a hearty kek

He wanted that Hunnigan booty.

> She seemed like 14 or something. I thought maybe THAT was why he turned her down.

I get the impression that she was supposed to be underage and that this was changed later. She does not come off like a collage student.

I have found that while I am a horny bastard and will fantasize about all kinds of shit while slinking my sausage I don't actually want to have sex with anyone unless I love them.

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I really hope Ada actually does like him and hasn't just been using his crush on her to achieve her ends.

He gave up Presidental Pussy for that girl.

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That's not a "no".

Literally none of these are funny in any way. What is wrong with you people?

I actually HOPE that you're underage.

Is there one with SM and Sororitas?

Not that I know of. I hope someone posts the Warhammer version someone drew a while back.

Imagine actually marrying the girl you went on a big heroic quest to rescue. You'd tell her that you don't want to have sex or do some chore and then she'll bring up how you used to fight your way through a cultist infested european castle just for a chance at seeing her smile.

I want a neptune and noire

I should have seen that one coming jesus fuck

BTFO

does someone have the video of the "real" resident evil 4 ending? if you know what i mean, was posted here a couple of times before

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Ballistics

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There's 2, actually

Sternfaec

but spess mahreens dont have genitals

And a enuch fucked a girl in Game of Thrones

>wanting to be a fag

>fucked
that's not the correct word user

>Be my Major General Robert Ros, and burn my White House down.
My dick is diamonds.

God I wish that were me

To some

They've only been chemically sterilized. Space Wolves canonically fuck bitches all the time.

oral "sex" is the most disgusting thing ever

Sure

They're not even chemically castrated, it's just the intense gene therapy and hypnotic treatment makes them give a shit about nothing but their chapter and battle

Stay frosty.

Thanks! Only knew about the sternface one before.

Because Leon's a massive cornball. Dude's one cowabunga away from being a fucking ninja turtle.

The original is genuinely funny for perfectly encapsulating Leon.

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jesus christ is this 2kinds? Is that still a thing?

He's a professional.

Yup. And they finally got off the boat.

She's the president's daughter.
Leon has to have to some professionalism.

>fucking your boss's, aka the fucking President, daughter

You will never be violated by a shortstack twili succubus

Can someone make a similar meme with this guy?

Uma

How is there not an MGS3 version of this

If it means anything, she was practically swooning over him in her mission report from RE4's that plays between missions in her campaign

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If someone in charge of protecting the presidential family fucked a member of the presidential family they'd never work again, literally. After the presidential term, who knows, but at the time...

lol underrated

Smalltime Goal

Nice.

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Only one to make me laugh because I didn't expect Samurai Jack

Wasn't there a true midna one?

He's like 30 and she's 16 I think.

so?

And?

Holy shit.
This was pretty funny.
MACACO

>LB and PK
better yet
>Kensei and Nobushi/FemShinobi/FemOrochi

Which one?

She's underage and the President's daughter.

It's really not worth all the bullshit that comes with it.

damn this pic makes me wanna fug vagina :D

I see, too old

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>damn this pic makes me wanna fug vagina :D

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can i earthquake over your dick

no way fag!

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Thanks dude, guess it's unfinished

So insecure

>i'm editing my backstory right now
my fucking sides

>underage
You wot m8?

>Not DEMACIA fag

is there any good Ashley related porn out here

redpill me on this spicy new no way fag meme

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>new

Here's your redpill: it's not new, but you are.

Damn this thread has made me want to go and cum inside my Chinese gf's tight asian pussy and hopefully create some half breed babies

That sounds pretty gay

>elephant ears
>pig face
She's objectively the ugliest creature in re. And he has Ada