Be paralyzed for 14 years

>Be paralyzed for 14 years
>Somehow still muscular as fuck

They messaged his muscles before replacing big boss

G-Man found a new job.

dey dun goofd

>messaged

What did the message say?

"do you even lift?"

Jewish Space Magic

It's a video game.

>he fell for the muscles aren't genetic meme

His nurse-waifu exercised him daily.
With her vagina.
This is a good post.

>not massaging your muscles as your hatred for Nazis, not Wermacht, Nazis intensifies

It was only 6 months.

Within the week there will be old nazis running the world

Have you ever hated something so much that you get gains out of pure hatred? That's BJ and nazis.

>whiteboi fantasy

>one 10 second sex scene ruined the chances of getting New Order on the Switch

>tfw you're not white but wish you were muscular

Kafkaesque lovcraftian kino.

that's the power of patriotism, baby.

>murders a bunch of nazis while a cripple in a wheel chair

seriously though the first level controls like ass

>poles
>white

>be 1945
>have mecha hounds and cyborgs

Wait, is there a demo or something?

i played it at E3

It's BJ MOTHERFUCKING BLAZCOWICZ. All kidding aside though he is pretty much the Doom Guy of the 1900s. It's actually somewhat canon that Doom Guy is a descendant of BJ believe it or not

I bet they made you play it with a controller though huh? No wonder it didn't control very well.

You're probably one of those 'why cant we kill commies' whiners trying to make the game look bad. Any pictures of you at E3? Everyone who played that wheelchair level said it was fun

If you run into the showers not far from where he wakes up, there's a brief scene of Anya giving him a bath massage as a flashback. It's not much but it implies they tried to at least keep his body from rotting from atrophy.

Muscle distribution and "placement" is

Hypertrophia has no reason to manifest itself spontaneously (outside of a disorder). Why the fuck would your body blow up your skeletal muscle's size if you're not using them? Muscle is dense and has extreme energy maintenance requirements compared all other tissues, your body doesn't want looks, it wants to adapt itself to your life situation

well aren't you a wise cracker

Little kids aren't supposed to watch sex scenes anyway.

Any cracker is wise when compared to your monkey brain.

Commander Keen is a descendant of Blaszkowitz. And this is canon in Keen universe. I doubt it applies in reverse, though, with all the aliens and shit.

yeah they did obviously
but what's bad about the controls for that is you're confined to literal wheelchair physics

So BJ is trying to shoot with one hand and move with the other, and imagine using a wheel chair with only one hand. its cool technology sure, but it still controls like literal ass

lern to chad, nigger

>your body doesn't want looks, it wants to adapt itself to your life situation
How about you evolve into the last century already?

The phrase is "smart cookie", Pedro.

Nevermind you're just a retard who didn't even understand my post

Old nazis, are the future.

Aliens? What Doom or Wolfenstein game had aliens? There were demons in both but no aliens

What is that even supposed to mean

You're not gonna remain huge if you're not using your muscles. Your body will reduce their size and use the energy elsewhere

And there's no "naturally" having a huge bodybuilder's body by doing nothing (outside of ilnesses - mostly involving the Pituitary gland). Some people do seem to be genetically more adept at gaining muscle faster, still through constant exercise, though

There's a long time between now and when Wolf 2 comes out on the Switch for them to announce a port of the first game. Hell, they're probably waiting to see how Doom and maybe Skyrim does before confirming any more ports of already exisitng games.
Your speculation is just plain ignorant. Nintendo hasn't muddled in the affairs of third party games' content in a long, long time.

jesse slaughter roleplays as a handicapped person now and weighs like 500 pounds

>destroys the white race
Fuck this shitty ass leftist propaganda game

bye

kek

Was this console or PC? I'm guessing console

tfw can't play on the good side

what does that matter if the level is the same in both versions?

Gave me a good chortle

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Yeah it is kinda silly sure. But then again almost all plot devices are really. Him still being jacked as shit is just a plot device needing to be there as to make it a tad more believable that he can do the shit that he does in the eyes of most people.

Just a plot device man so dont get your panties to much in a tizzy over it.

i thought you use your legs to move wheelchairs why would one arm make it hard

That's your complaint? With how much shit he survives through pure hatred for nazis, I expected him to survive the ending

>use your legs to move wheelchairs
user...

m8
why do you think people are in wheelchairs in the first place?

Because PC controls for shooters are usually just better in general. This is assuming the control problem was to do with aiming.

user.....

HOL UP

>will never have facial structure and aesthetics of Blazcowicz

>i thought you use your legs to move wheelchairs
You can't be serious

>i thought you use your legs to move wheelchairs

Stop pretending to be retarded anytime

>cardio kills gains
>he spent years not doing cardio

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