Now that even the most reliable reviewers are destroying Destiny 2, can we safely say it's the greatest blunder of 2017?

Now that even the most reliable reviewers are destroying Destiny 2, can we safely say it's the greatest blunder of 2017?

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My god, when did he get so fucking fat?

>reviews and review scores will never stop being discussed here
can someone kill me please

he destroyed the game for 40 min without talking about the score

A game for numales ?

it look like his head is swollen

he got rich, hes probably eating prime meat tacos every night now

I don't give a fuck about Furious Fernando or his reviews, I was talking about the stupid threads that get made here.
>huh should we actually talk about the game?
>no, let's advertise for some e-celeb while making a post that contains to real substance

Game Reviews are a meme. Decide for yourself

he had to eat jew wario's body cause $7 wasn't enough for his daily mcdonalds

Those are bad pics lol, he looks the same as usual.

So fat as fuck.

not even photoshop

What can i do to stop Youtube from sticking this fat spic's videos in my autoplay?

still reviewkino

log out

I'm not saying he's skinny, he just hasn't gotten any chunkier.

>he just hasn't gotten any chunkier
I don't think it's possible be more chunkier

ok

jesus fuck, his head is like, about to explode, fat gonzales better take care of himself before he becomes another boggie

That arbitrary number out of ten has swayed me into not pre-ordering Destiny 2 after all, thank you for opening my eyes OP

Did he censor niggers?

No, he's saying it's a game for nipples, as in he recommends putting the controller on your moobs and positioning your nipples so that they fire the triggers.

He looks really disproportionately fat. It doesn't look like he just enjoys beer and hamburgers a bit too much, it looks like he's really sick.

Are you talking about Humongous Hernandez?

can you stop? thanks

This is such a kino picture holy shit

Lmao that last frame, i remember that.

fat fernandez is dead, this is his first game review in months

Fucking stop posting this cancerous shithead.

Is her aware of how fat he's gotten? I mean, it's pretty obvious he's put on quite a bit of weight.

I fucking mean it.

Actually he's just buttmad he wasn't invited to some Destiny2 event by the devs

>trusting Jose Bethesdabitch

14 dollar jose is growing!

STOP LETTING THIS FUCKHEAD DESTROY THE VIDEO GAMING MEDIUM

Im going to be honest, NV isnt very good without mods, there, I said it, Sup Forums has too much of a hardon for this game. Its like people saying MnB is a 10/10 and they are playing with a list of mods that improve the flaws of the original game. Thats not a fair way to judge a game.

>Destiny 2
>Biggest blunder of 2017

Guess again you shit eating retard.

Andromeda takes the crown.

And people fucking talk shit about Jim sterling but enjoy shilling this far cat of a man about.

He stated in a later review that he had been too forgiving of Skyrim.

He said in another video that he was far too forgiving on Skyrim, I think everyone was riding the hype at the time and then came to realize that what they were playing was actually shitty.

It's weird. Despite the odd shiy I had to put up with in Skyrim, it's still one of my all time best RPG experience I've ever had. That was a game where I'd fall off a cliff and somehow manage to discover a tomb and have to help some chick or dude deal with a necormancer trying to start shit. The entire journey was magical and has been my personal 10/10 even knowing how fucked it was.

>In the video, he uses the "b-but future potential mods! so it's going to get better!" as one of the pros and reasons why Skyrim should get a 10/10.

What a fucking maroon. Upset Pedro and his dorks like and should get laughed at.

t. Activision shareholder

I am tempted to buy it just to get a white ps4pro

Also just a friendly reminder.

youtube.com/watch?v=NTNkoDzP1hI

I bet you've never even asked yourself what they eat.

Mean!

If you sincerely believe that Andromeda is undeserving of that title, despite all the hilarious events that have been happening this year like packing up their bags and literally ABANDONING the game and cucking their loyal fans by completely canning the franchise and dumping future DLCs to be released as """comic books and novels""", you are the biggest shit eating BioWarecuck and shill I have ever seen.

some girl has been giving him good fucking or he just fat and depressed

game looks like shit but don't do this crap you know full well six dollar sanchez is the only person to give it lower than a 7. people have eyeballs. they can see the 10s and 9s easily.

his comment that they just remade destiny isn't inaccurate, but stating his low score as the majority opinion is.

He is depressed. He has said that multiple times.

I have a similar beard growth to his, expect mine is a mix of blond and auburn. Really stupid to shave the patchy sides, it just means you've got reddened skin around that area and perpetual stubble while the rest of your beard grows long and greasy. meanwhile it's the absolute worst style to have when you're fat.

>you will never watch "SANCHEZ: A Seven Dollar Story" in IMAX

Yes, he's gotten chunkier. You're a nincompoop.

Why does his beard look so unnatural? Like he takes black spray paint and sprays it onto his face before every video.

How long til he hits Boogie levels of lardass?

he meant recently

obviously he's gotten fatter over the years

>Can you imagine how much greater Braid would be with the budget of Mirrors Edge

A game like Braid would never get the budget of Mirror's Edge, and I sure as fuck wouldn't pay $60 for Braid so it sounds like shit.

forgot pic

If you want to grow a beard simply do not shave, I mean, do not trim it or clean it up at all till it is much longer, get a thick brush and brush it flat every day so it doesnt look a mess, it will look patchy for a while but this is how a beard is suppose to grow. Beards take a while to grow on certain parts of your face, some places take ages to grow (mustache, chin, upper cheek) and if you even trim it it will take ages to come back when the rest of your beard is growing thicker.

Once its long enough you can trim it but you need to grow it to a uniform and workable length first.

Well duh, of course you can't tell over a few months. Boogie's lost 100 pounds and it's still hard to gauge from just looking at him. You may got no idea how much fatter Joe's gotten, but that doesn't mean his mass hasn't changed.

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kek

he really hasn't changed all that much in the past 2 years or so

that image you posted is like from 4+ years back I'm pretty sure

Who was in the wrong here?

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Utterly wrong, unless you're talking about the beard insecurities of a still-growing 16 year old/ I wasn't coming to you for advice either.

Patchy beard sides like mine or Joe's simply have fewer follicles than the more condensed goatee area and jawline. Letting it grow really long makes it end up looking like pubes. Here's an example of someone who's got it bad: youtube.com/watch?v=3soPaM1d7Jc

The best way to wear something like that (especially if you have darker hair) is to keep it cropped all cropped to about 5mm-1cm, and trim your moustache close. Your tache blends in with the sparser sides, and the rest of your beard looks a bit like MGS2 solid snake.

>he just hasn't gotten any chunkier.
>he really hasn't changed all that much

Moving the goalposts. Next reply would've been "maybe he's gained a little weight" had I not pointed this out. Now stop, concede defeat, and upvote Joe's next movie review.

oh ya his video is getting bombed with dislikes from fucktard console fanboys who are all under 24 years old

24 seems like an odd choice of age...

i don't even like Joe

he just hasn't changed all that much in the past couple of years.


yeah like 4+ years ago he was a normal weight and he's ballooned up now, but he's been at a fairly unchanging level of fatness for a bit.

Maybe it's his favorite number.
It's pretty sweet.

Insecure 25 year old consolefag detected

"w-well it's because I'm 24 and LOVE Joe's not-game reviews and so anyone younger than me must be the problem"

its just a sweet spot number for the average age of when a person plays their first FPS game like Halo

Very ill-informed review at almost every structure and aspect of the game

You can really tell he just loves to hate on destiny

>That Friday 13th review he did where he left in the clip of him going to order pizza and let the other Joe play who got the Jason spawn.

Yeah that's a clear sign that his main diet consists of junk food because he obviously has the money to waste and is probably always to lazy to cook him self some steak and veg.

He's slowly getting to totalbiscuit tits maximum bod style, hey at least hes not jim sterling, now that would be embarrassing!

I kinda like his reviews, but it really triggers me that he has to shoehorn his brother or whatever the fuck that other guys is on every single fucking video.

Delete search and vid history
don't click on clickbait anymore
Press I don't like this video or I am not interrested in this channel.

That fat sack of shit is neither reliable, entertaining, a reviewer or worth watching. Whatever he's paying your worthless ass for spamming the board is not enough.
Get help, fucktard.

It's true.
It is one of my favorite games hut I had to fig the enjoyment out of it.

Fallout 4 is still so bad I couldn't even dig enjoyment out if that garbage.

> I wasn't coming to you for advice either.
Whats with the hostility. Go look up some videos on grooming or something, patchy beards is a widely covered topic and what I said is a way of getting around it, I personally got around it this way. That said, genetics is the biggest deciding factor. Hope youre not mexican.

I unironically respect that.giwever there have been a few people that sperg out over that garbage game.

I don't know the names but I watched a few videos in my recommendation section

>Most reliable
Byf calls him out on his shit. AJ already hated D1, and wasn't part of the continuing fanbase, I don't see why he would've changed his mind given what D2 is.

You got fat.

>100 replies
>no "what's his name again?"

C'mon lads, these and LOL threads are my life blood on here since I hate video games

Did he come out if the closet yet? You know he's fucking his co host, right?

Sorry to say, but that shit has never been funny user.

10/10 amazing work. nice use of kino for once

Andromeda would be a 9/10 or 10/10 without the sjw shit.

So many great ideas, but then comes the "diversity"

Well, not quite. I haven't played it so I can't comment on the overall quality besides that it's also a buggy and unpolished mess on a technical level. No it might have been a 9/10 if not for a whole slew of things, which could really apply to a lot of things.

Again, wasn't looking for advice. I'm giving it.

>I personally got around it this way.
You didn't have a patchy beard. You were young and your beard didn't come through. Waiting doesn't make hair follicles appear.

And what mexicans have blond hair? Read before you reply if you don't want hostility.

Is Destiny 1 still worth buying? I can have it for 10 bukks

>t. Miffed Miguel

If you like shooting retarded Ai for hours without any story. YES

WHY IS HE SO FUCKING FAT

boogie2988comingatyouliveonceagainthroughthepoweroftheinternet

So will he finally face his problem when he can't fit into his stupid leather jacket anymore?

that frogtech tho