My sister is inviting her friend over tomorrow but my sister is going to be an hour late because she's busy. Her friend is going to be waiting with me until my sister gets home. What video games should I play with my sisters friend to pass the time Sup Forums?
Pic related, it's my sisters friend.
The rape game.
rape game seems pretty good
halo 2
Maybe ask her and not a couple of losers here?
>When you are lonely to the point you invent stories about playing video games with people who doesn't even exist.
I know that feel bro
>corn field
so she's a hick?
Hide the salami. Lots of girls like that game.
Two things you should know OP.
That is a guy and girls don't play video games.
mario kart
let her win just barely
then sex
Puyo Puyo Tetris
How do you know your sister is going to be an hour late in advance ?
The dick in pussy game
Kill her.
Get your sister to tell her to come an hour later.
I was in a similar situation OP. We ended up having sex and becoming fuck buddies for a while. Don't get your hopes up though. I have Chad-ish qualities so I got away with it were as most of the betas on this site wouldn't have.
Just rape her user.
I mean seriously do it and make her feel so scared that she won't tell a soul. She'll have to lie to your sister and you'll likely never see her again while also fucking her life up and possibly having a child with her that you'll never meet because she's to terrified to confront you.
tldr; show your male dominance
Something girly. Vidya for people that don't play vidya.
Pirate
>Fez
>The Stanley Parable
>Abzu
>Late Shift
>Scanner Sombre
>Viva Piñata
Something like this.
But I know you'll fuck up and it will be a cringefest
She has a lecture to attend to. It's the only day they can really hang out without either of them missing a lot of school.
Something like an arcade game that doesn't need too much skill or thinking.
I play metal slug with a friend, she dies a lot but you can carry or you can play like a retard so she can work a little and be happy and helpful.
Or games like Duck Game, but don't obliterate her, let her win sometimes.
Or tetris.
Or rape your sister.
>mfw OP takes this advise seriously
You shouldn't even joke like that user. Some people on this site have legit autism and might do it.
Play the cuddle game op.
Yeah, you're probably right about that.
your sisters friend is cute af
>show your male dominance
Aye, back you go to 2d, shitling
>some people
At this point I wonder how many
I mean I've never been diagnosed but I spent like 10 years on this cesspool at this point
Bitch look like Spock
If 5[spoiler/] you have to get her to tongue fuck your asshole while you play Breath of the Wild.
Get the fuck out of here you freak. I've seen a lot of shit on this website but this is the first time I've read something that made my physically ill.
I came here to say this
This is how I met my wife, good luck user.
This. Maybe you two can Eskimo kiss. :3
Smash Bros
remember to maintain a 3:2 win/loss ratio
Rape. Remember to not be a pussy and to cum deep inside. It'll be worth it OP.
She looks like she would hate games.
Gone Home
Contra Hard Corps
Guacamelee Co-op
I know. I hope I don't make it too awkward when she comes over. I've been having dirty dreams about her for a while now.