Sexy Samus Thread

Back again for more fun and discussion.

please post sexy Samus, not zero suit Samus

What about sexy zero suit Samus?

Feminists love Samus.

I love bimbo Samus!

And so do I.

Again, so do I!

it's alright I guess

there are better Samuses

Can you make wario fart in her face?

nope

Why?

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Post flexible Samus!

Best kind!

>tfw you will never bend Samus looking for her breaking point
why live

It's a sad world

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dominant samus = best samus

>discussion
this means ERP, right?

oxymoron

Why not intergalactic space slut?

How goes that orange zero suit texture edit request, friendo?

I won't disagree.

I'm looking into it. I kinda thought I could take a little short cut, but that didn't work out.

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It's all good dude.

I love these memes more than I probably should.

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That's really fucking sexy

No, I want personal time with Goddess Samus. She will make me beg and worship her perfection.

she can wear that outfit though

>You're hard?
I didn't think some meme caption could do this to me either.

post more superslut samus

Yeah, stuff like that.

I wanna smach that ass.

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Why there's a cum deposit in her vagina?

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Samus is a respectable role model!

Fuck, that's a really good one

>tfw a girl won't love me

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Am I the only one disappointed that the Other M high heels were made canon in MSR?

Yes. High heels are very sexy, but they used have used the Smash ones.

Could you make more poses with the wedge heel model you made a while back? The smash heels are a major turnoff

>they used have used the Smash ones.

Pardon moi?

Giant Samus sitting on someone. Like Palutena

These ones.

I would like to, but that model is very finicky, since I didn't put it together all that well.

Aww, that's too bad. Still, keep up the good work.

Is this thread made to make people fap? cause it's working.

human pyramid made of samuses

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>I don't care how big it is
Said no girl ever lel

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The bigger, the better.

nah, sexually submissive but otherwise strong women are the best

Thanks. I'm currently trying to gather all of my Samus pics into an imgur album

Yes, and good.

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This man knows what's up

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You're not wrong either.

And neither are you.

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There's already something like that, except Samus isn't giant.

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post more ass shots you slut

>Those samus image macros
Did I take a step back into 2008? Or was it 2009?

I dunno but they're saving this thread from some attention whoring faggot who keeps leaving his tumblr, so I'm okay with it.

macro started on 2010

My favorite kind.

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Could you use mk9 Melina doing the same penis sign with her mouth open

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Okay. Well make her bigger then.

the what now?

REMODEL

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The small penis sign, didn't mean to write same

Jesus christ Sup Forums has become reddit. We've gone full circle.

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Hello newfag. We had image macros long before plebbit did.

It's you who's gotta go back kiddo.

I know, and we ditched them because they got adopted by plebbit, and dropped here because they're a shitty fucking stupid meme format, like every other impact font macro image.
And now plebbit immigrants are bringing this fucking dead ass meme kicking and screaming out of its grave to talk about how much they want to sniff samus's diarrhea. wew

It's a crime against humanity that the majority of Samus porn is making her a sub

She's a domme, god dammit! Fuck your Other M bullshit!

The problem isn't the image macros, is that most of them are shit and lose the entire point of the horny samus format

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I dunno. Being a bounty hunter is hard work, maybe when she fucks she just wants to unwind and let someone else be in control.

Yeah, that should be simple enough.

I really liked this one, so I made a pic to go with it.

Bullshit, I've had it said to me.

Then she showed me the strap on we were going to use.

Stop pushing your mommy issues down my throat bro.

Gentle and controlling dominant Samus who coyly smiles at your obvious interest in sexual activity and insists > Generic Boring Whore Samus who talks like a cheap porno actress

Are you really so insecure with your own masculinity that the thought of a woman being dominant SURELY must come from Mommy Issues?

Plenty of girls have an idea of what is "too big" and you'll be surprised that it's really not that big unless they're massive sluts.
Protip: most girls don't want horsecock.

I wish her ass had more polygons lel

I prefer 100% dominant sadist Samus, but that kind of art just doesn't exist