How does blizzard get away with it everytime?

How does blizzard get away with it everytime?

their games are literally made for faggots

Blizzard is cool, that's why.

If this was a chick there would be an uproar

based retard

You may not want to look at Kerrigan's skins either, or your faggot argument would crumble.

Blizzard has been hitting every single fetish correctly. Christ I can't even stop masturbating to Widowmaker with her latex and blueberry ass

we don't know

Your head would explode if you knew how much they played around with Kerrigan and Nova.

Those abs are so sexy.
HotS is great because it's not popular enough to attract the screeching harpies or sensitive devs that have to shut down the fun on everything. It's all fanservice all the time.

why isn't my body type represented in games
where are the skinnyfat scoliosis neckbeard men?
this offends me and i will make hashtags because it is important

Get away with what? Autists buying shit games then complaining about it? That's your fault for both halves.

This is now a Tychus thread

Stitches looks like the average american to me and Abathur is a skinnyfat scoliosis neckbeard man with a vagina in the middle of the face

Too bad the sudden wave of fanart we got after the skin reveal died down way too quickly.

So does everybody on PTR have 300+ ping or did blizz actually think KT was balanced?

Tychus was the best part of Starcraft 2

Yeah i remember they censoring them

Too bad they got rid of him so quickly ;_;

never notice those bazooka titties before

Abathur and Alarack were also great. A shame they limited themselves to 1 SC1 style character per game.

Reminder:

Blizzard is okay with portraying Tychus like this.

Blizzard wasn't okay with Tracer having an ass.

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Dad walks in

>some of side characters like Tychus is really well written and interesting
>while main characters and plot are horrendous written garbage
what happend?

Reminder that they pose they replaced that pose with was even more ass-mazing

Tracer doesn't have an ass. Flat as a board.

Hes the highest skillcap mage in the game, leave him alone

kek, this autist.

>dayum shame about your zerg broad jimmeh, maybe I could be your lover... tonite

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Because the HotS is the only good team at Blizzard.

>where are the skinnyfat scoliosis neckbeard men?
Xul?

Who's fappan this morning?

Blizzard are well aware that waifus make money.

They're not wrong.

HoTS doesnt give a shit about lore does it

it turns out that pandering to literally everyone who's not asexual is a good marketing strategy

have you never seen a skin from HotS before or did Azgul'dan and Medic Uther not clue you in?

>Dredlord Jaina

is this wow spoilers

rip dusty lets hope is having fun on that secret project

>HoTS doesnt give a shit about lore does it
what do you think the point of the game is

>huge crossover game doesn't give a shit about lore
Wow, you don't say

If dreadlord jaina actually becomes a thing Ill be expecting azguldan at any moment now And i will laugh at you so fucking hard

It has, several times, the difference is that the devs for HotS just don't give a shit.

how is hots compared to dota in terms of game length and having obnoxious retards in your game?

league has better guys

that's what's great about hots, you can imagine stuff like Tracer drinking tea with Garosh.

Its a cool game, not as deep but everyone can have fun in a good way

I miss League for the guys but I stopped after pre-season 6 with the game because I don't have time for too many MOBAs

Games are usually around 20 minutes, you still get retards but they don't seem as bad because of the shorter matches.

Game lasts between 17-22min ish unless something retarded happens but you have same obnoxious retards

Heh, greetings

Hi dad

Game length is the best part. 22 minutes max, it's an in n out thing.
However you can play dota 2 and get retarded Russians or peruvians or play hots and get blizzdrones. Pick ur poison

Wrong dad, kiddo.

>implying jaina IS NOT a dreadlord
okay user, whatever you say.

>tfw trying out Garrosh first time
>reach the point where enemy team loses concentration
>t o s s
Garrosh is beefy, thanks internet for all R34

>riot got away with making this qt
i love kled!

>kel'thuzad came out
>is fucking great AND has a built in retard filter
This is fucking great. Best mage in the game right now.

>Better guys
>Posts Graves