What girl from Overwatch resembles your girlfriend the most?

What girl from Overwatch resembles your girlfriend the most?

People who play Overwatch don't have girlfriends.

People who play Overwatch ARE the girlfriend.

>your girlfriend
NANI!?

My GF looked like Mei

Dumped her, I'm searching for a WM kind of girl

Actually dva cuz my gf is Korean lol

Mei. She's cosplaying her in December.

bastion

This.

Any of them since none of them exist.

>it's a Sup Forums falls for viral marketing episode
remember to report, hide, and, sage meme threads

>vtards cannot afford to woo anyone but fatasses

seems just about right

Sombra when she has invisibility active.

>Girlfriend

Get out

All of them because they don't exist

Roadhog

You sound mad dude

>girlfriend

Fuck off faggot I had 3 girls all aiming for me at once, two of them were model tier lean. I don't want it.

None resemble my ex. She was about 6 foot and overwatch is full of womanlets.

Sombra

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my bf looks like d.va

D.Va

remove normalfags please

kys coalburner

>implying I have a gf
Sad part is I'm not even fat.

Orisa

Any of them, because she also doesn't exist

>girlfriend

fuck

D.Va. She's vietnamese/japanese though.

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Fucking your mom isn't healthy

I'm /fit/ and I don't have a gf

I ain't got no girlfriend.

Pharah
but with longer hair

But people here don't play Overwatch, they all play LoL

And from what I've witnessed, tons of latino/hispanic girls play videogames, they just don't brag about and aren't fake gamers like the majority of white english girls.

Can any overwatch characters turn invisible?

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>those xbox raindrop effects

What mod is that?

Sombra

>shy latina in medschool with a big butt
I don't think any of them fit

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I like to give people the benefit of the doubt because I never lie about myself online. If you had 2 fit girls chasing after you and you chose a chunky chick you're dumb as fuck.

Only girls play Overwatch.

Doomfist

They were the fit girls who hang with the geek crowd and love the attention. They wanted it from me and I denied them. Made one of them really fucked up for a long time because she wasn't used to that kind of rejection. I'm still with the same girl from high school all these years later and never could be happier. If your only able to judge someone skin deep, you will likely never have a meaningful relationship.

Besides, thick girls give the best head.

I want both. My ex was fit and fun to be around. Both physical and mental attraction are important for a good relationship. I'm not attracted to fat chick, I hooked up with one once out of curiosity and it was terrible.

>Zarya

How fat? Are we talking 250lb landwhale or 160lb thick? The other chicks were around 120. Mine was 168. I easily was more attracted to my current girl over skin and bones.

>Besides, thick girls give the best head.

That's all they're good at in bed though. They're not flexible enough to do much with and they don't have the cardiovascular health to be active for very long.

probably Zarya
>tall
>white
>shortish hair (not that close, gf has a bob thing)
>irrational hatred of muslims

She was a volleyball player, thick lower body thin upper body. Zarya is just jackedzilla.

I'd consider 170 way too fat personally dude. I'd take the 120 every time over 170. But depending on height 130 would probably be better.

>hatred of muslims
>irrational

If the girl is 5'5 or taller, 120 is skin and bones. Even 150 is "thin". Especially if she keeps her legs and back strong.

I don't like or hate muslims much, I don't really want anything to do with them but she takes it to another level.

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This, my BF calls me a casual when I play it ;_;

the invisible one

>"my BF"
You know the rules.

And use a sharpy.

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Nah, people carry weight differently. Besides at 5'5 150 technically medically overweight. I think your perception is a bit skewed.

Orisa.
She's fake.

So you're the same except she's more assertive than you.

Mercy cuz she's white and blonde

shame she isn't as tall.

He's right and you suck.

JAJAJAJAJAJAJA

sombra

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Bastion.

I guess?
she tries to "redpill" me fairly regularly, I just make fun of her for being obsessed with youtube and that shit.

Mercy

>Girlfriend

Leave. Immediately.

>Nobody said Pharah
a shame

nevermind I have been eating paint chips

Athena

Sym. She's still mad that I suck at Sym, and also mad about all the racist ass skins for her.

>wanting man
I bet her fats smells like jet fuel so that's a no-no

>racist because it celebrates a culture
Get out.

How unfit are you to consider pharah's body manlike?

so you're saying she's all mine?

Indians are fucking disgusting. They have the corporal and facial hair of a man and a huge nose

is there literally ANYTHING good about an indian girl?

Mei.

Not much resemblance aside from being shortstack and nerdy though.

My gf is asian so mei by default. Not quite as chunky though.

I guess if your into scat an Indian girl could have some appeal.

Mei

The chick from slumdog was hotter than like 95% of white women I've ever seen and indian chicks usually score high in beauty polls. It's just that the ugly ones are really ugly.

6,2
220lbs

>girlfriend

This is a Wizard site go back to Facebook you normal scum

This one right here!

You're overweight and almost obese according to BMI. Unless your body fat is really low you're a fatty.

The thicc meme needs to die.

It's just an excuse for fat women to feel good about themselves.

Urinocally Zarya. Please, don't ask details.

>girlfriend
fucking normie. i have a wife

Hot.

They all look the same, and none of them look like anyone I know in real life.

>Urinocally Zarya
Haircut or body?

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So muscles doesn't count?
Huh