Mysteries we will never solve

>Mysteries we will never solve

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How is that a mystery? You know what you need to do to re-create it. If you're trying to understand WHY it happens then you're fucking retarded.

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I never played SA what are they talking about?

What's the mystery here exactly

who is he?

what happened?

The fuck is going on there?

I thinkthey are supposed to be masked (though arent in the screenshot for some reason?) when robbing the place and the guy recognize him because he is small.

i wonder if they will address this in REmake2

On a cloudy level there was a hidden room full of 'em

honestly this keeps me up at night

That ones easy, Microsoft fired a missile at Sega headquarters. It didn't destroy it as they had planned, but it did eliminate Segata Sanshiro by launching him into space.

After that Microsoft's agents were able to infiltrate Sega (their previous attempts had been thwarted by Segata's explosive throwing power), they hired away key employees, launched the Xbox and the rest is history.

He wants to know why the devs chose to do that only for that specific star and never again

put pannenkoek on the case

why did gman need 3 pencils?

In case he loses one then he still has a back up

This is my headcanon now.

They obviously represent Freeman, Shephard and Vance.

There are over 25 year old people that didn't played this game.

An intern programmed it and fucked up

Just throwing a guess out there but does the fog make it harder to see the ship when you looked down from the surface? They probably just wanted to add some mystery for first time players

Vance? You mean Calhoun.

the infamous aztek doorway in DK64

Tell us about it, user.

it's ryder. he's wearing pantyhose on his face. the guy recognizes him because he's small and because pantyhose aren't opaque

No, Barney never got gmans attention. Didn't gman ditch Gordon for Alyx in that unofficial ending?

what did he need the gun for if he can just bend time itself?

its a doorway thats blocked off

>Segata Sanshiro

Wasn't that Segasa Tanshiro?

Who is he?

maybe the gun is the device that allows him to bend time, and its just shaped like a gun

But is there any actual indication that it was cut content? Could it have just been a nook with a collectable in it that they moved?

What's next? He uses it shoot himself to summon powerful allies?

Shut up and let me meme

Tony Sokongo

What happened to Jr.?

impossible goomba

who said it was cut?, all im saying is its a mystery
if you aren intelligent enough to understand why it's mysterious, then please keep your mouth shut

Detecty Kong, the hard boiled detective of the Kong family who seeks out wrong doers and other deranged criminals and makes them pay for their actions.

It was a mistake. The fog is not supposed to stop appearing.

The Great Ape War.

source:my ass

I'm trying to go Beyond Mystery, user, to indications of what it could have been

>(X) Doubt

he's the donkey kong we see in the newer games
the original donkey kong is cranky kong

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DK in DKC and every game since is DK Jr. The big ape in the previous games is Cranky Kong

Wrong. Cranky Kong is current DK's GRANDfather. Donkey Kong Jr is current DK's father and he went missing. No one knows where he is, or if he's even alive.

Getting the star cleared up the weather. It's not the first time Mario stars, sentinent or not has that kinda power.

Maybe Mario killed him

;_;

he's retired. JR didnt want the same career as his father and son

THICC

What the fuck are you talking about that other anons explanation is the official one

Fuck off with your game theory bs

>Trusting official sources

Was Jimmy Neutron's hair a Donkey Kong reference?

We may never know...

idk. but here's another mystery

It's not just the fog, though. It's the backdrop as well. One of those things, sure, might be a mistake. Two? No, that's intentional.

It's a spare pair of socks

youtube.com/watch?v=d4H_qdzhDcw

What was this guys deal

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I'm actually getting angry that someone who clearly don't know DK lore made this.

>Jimmy Neutron's hair

It could be that the fog is tied to the first star, but a programming error flipped a bit after getting the star rather than tying it to the star selection which makes it disappear after getting the star. Not saying that is for sure what's happening but it's a possibility.

>Detecty kong

It doesn't change in the DS remake, though.

>Yet Pauline didnt age

This fucking shit. I remember several rumours spreading throughout my school because of this message.
>If you slowly walk around the room 3 times you get a star!
Fucking assholes. Took me several years to find out the actual secret.

Some kid just walked inside his property and fucked up his windmill.
Also he unknowingly became the focal point of a time paradox.

What was the actual secret?

>Took me several years to find out the actual secret.

>If you make too much noise, Bowser will get pissed and come down from upstairs and you fight the final battle there instead

leave this. majoras mask : cant defend "lon-lon farm or whatever" aliens come take lil sis with them .... brother need to think about my life

idk but lets not forget about the fake kirbys

Fuck off

What's the thing with N64 games and mysteries?

Why is there a door there and how do you open it.

I don't know.

Tons of cut content that devs were too lazy to remove before the game shipped

their whole aesthetic is somewhat unnerving to a lot of people with the fog and general loneliness
also this was around the time most people here would have been in late elementary/middle school, optimal time for spooooooky rumours

>friends at school tell me if I hold a deku stick around butterflies in Zelda: OOT and tiptoe around they turn into fairies

>mfw it was actually fucking true

At The End of the World, there's a part where you enter pillars of light and go back to all the previous worlds for one room and do a fighting gauntlet. It's possible that that's how the Heartless got into those worlds to begin with other than gummi ship.
When you enter the one that leads to Traverse Town, you come out of that star door.

once upon a time, you couldnt go on a game wiki and read everything about games secrets. Things spread by voice and that meant that they were often misreported

>mfw it was actually fucking true

it was interesting coming back decade+ later, and finding out about that cheat to actually get Mew.

Who built these roads? And how are the cars supposed to to drive on them, there's loops everywhere, one road continues going on the side of a building

The gun is to make people think he's human.

Solved

>played through all of MM and OoT several times each without realising what truth stones could be used for
I feel dumb now

Forgot pic

>they put a lava cookie under there in the remakes as a reference to this

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>Mysteries we will never solve

Technology advanced enough that it was easy to spread rumors around, but not enough that it was easy to debunk them.

What really convinced me on the original lie was the truck being there at all. Even after reaching the truck I thought I was just doing the trick wrong somehow.

I was so fucking crushed and disappointed when I realized it just wasn't true

it's actually f-zero universe

>he doesn't know about the secret bell ringing order that unlocks the real game that everyone thought was cut content

Who is he?

A thwomp with a dream, where we can live in a world where everyone fits in

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