FREEZE MOTHER FUCKER

FREEZE MOTHER FUCKER
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND UNLESS YOU COMPLETE THE LAST 3 SINGLE PLAYER GAMES YOU'VE PLAYED TO 100% COMPLETION WITH NO GUIDES.

YOU HAVE ONE WEEK.

Well Sup Forums will you survive?

>Volgarr the Viking
>Downwell
>Divinity Original sin 2

I'm fucked

>HITMAN
>XCOM 2
>Miitopia
If 100% means all HITMAN challenges just shoot me now

Otherwise I'll probably manage

MGS 5
BOTW
Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines

Just shoot me now senpai.

>have never played games with a percentage start for completion
I guess I should be relieved that I don't have to wait for death much longer

>The Witcher 2
Ok
>Mother 3
Fine
>Disgaea 4
Just fuck my shit up.

>MHGen
>Yakuza Kiwami
>Dead Cells
There is literally no way I can come out of this alive.

>Doom
>Doom 2
>Heretic

I'll be alright.

>XCOM 2
>OS2
>EO5 demo
Can you take me hostage? I'll need an excuse to miss work for a week, but I might be able to manage it if I don't sleep.
If I need to import a japanese version of EO5 though then I'm fucked.

>medal of honor 2010
>arma 3
>SWAT 4
ez pz

Is 100% completion for MHGen getting all armors and weapons or finishing every quest or having at least 1 of every item in the game, or what?

>The Forest
>Van Helsing Extended Cut
>Divinity Original Sin II

Might as well get some nice rope.

>Rimworld
>KSP
>HL: OF
fuck

>Oblivion

it's tough but I'm pretty sure I can do it, as long as I don't lock myself out of some stuff? also depends on the definition of 100% in that game

>Civilization 4

I guess I have to beat it with deity or something and get all victory conditions in one game or something? sure

>Witcher 3

FUCK

>Thief Gold
>Thief 2 TMA
>Dark Souls
Ez

>Ridge Racer Type 4
Not even gonna bother listing the other two. It just ain't happening.

>The Forest
that shit's still in early access? jesus

>Half-Life 2
>Men of War Red Tide
>Mega Man Battle Network
Easy.

>100% COMPLETION
Nobody does that, only kids who playing some handful of games for hundreds of hours until parents gift them more at birthday/xmas.

Done.

Startopia
Blood Bowl 2
Endless Space 2

>Well Sup Forums will you survive?
Against that fat fuck hefting a saw? I'd just fall down giggling and watch him have a heart attack. That is if he doesn't die of a spaghetti overload.

>Nobody does that
yeah I do but only If I truly enjoyed the game from start to finish

>to 100% completion
You sure you know where every secret is, on every level?

EYE so i'm fucked
lost at sea
stellaris it might be ok

Ape escape
Spyro 2


.....

Fuck

he just need to "humf" every wall he won't take him that much time

You're kidding, right? Those games are fucking easy to 100%.

I played a Choice of Games, which takes like 4 hours.
The secret of monkey Island. Shouldn't take long.
Divinity: Original Sin 2. Surely you can finish this within 6 days.

Nevermind the couple of secrets and items that are bugged out and unobtainable.

>DOOM
doable
>Zelda BotW
YAHAHA I'M FUCKED
>Monster Hunter XX
it was an honor serving with you all

>New Vegas
>Age of Empires 2 single player campaigns
>Bloodborne
New Vegas alone would doom me but add in Bloodborne's chalices and the Old Hunters and I'm absolutely fucked

>XCOM 2
>Divinity: Original Sin 2
>Endless Legend

Fuck you, shoot me.

>Wolf Among Us
>walking dead 1
>Emily is away
Please don't kill me senpai

>Let It Die
Just shoot me now. I'm stuck on Floor 18 where enemies are level 70 and my max level of 50 can't do shit
>Sonic Mania
Doable
>Infamous: Second Son
Doable but it'll most likely take a week to do.

>Enter the Gungeon
christ this will be hard
>Rabi-Ribi
oh
>Fallout: New Vegas
are you kidding me this is impossible

>Persona 5
>Imfamous second son
>Stardew valley
Fuck

>Deus Ex
>Morrowind
>Divinity Original Sin

Just end me now.

How about you reload your empty belt fed jammomatic, lmao?
>unsheath m57 Bayonet
>heh, nuts 'n pretzles, kid

i dont play singleplayer

>Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge
Ezpz
>Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen
Should be fine
>Mount and Blade Warband
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>i dont play singleplayer

I honesty don't remember the last game I completed 100%, let alone 3 of them

>BoI (with only 4 achievements left)
>Hiveswap
>Nuclear Throne (already 100%ed)
Nice try, idiot.

>Darkest Dungeon
Sure
>Doom
I guess
>Persona 5
FUCK

I've never 100% any game just shoot me now

>mgs3
>mgs2
>hotline miami 2

>Donkey Kong Country 1, 2, and 3
only gonna need one day, champ

>Spelunky
That's pretty easy honestly, no gold's a bitch but whatever
>Darkest Dungeon
Was going to say that's easy, but Stygian mode. Ah fuck
>Enter the Gungeon
The hunter challenges can't even be completed in the given time, let alone challenge mode

>GTA:SA
Done and done.
>Butcher
Done and done.
>Rimworld
No 100% there but I'll make a 100% self sustaining colony with max gear sure.

>Hurr complete 3 games you've already completed.

Also, unfreeze me first.

>Golden sun the lost age
>Zero Mission
>Breath of the wild

Nope

>mh4u
>persona 3 fes
>pokemon silver
I'm already dead

You don't 100% The Sims. It's an open-ended game.

>Darkest Dungeon
>Borderlands 2
>Doom

FOOL! I've already 100% completed the last 3 games I played!

>HL2E1
>Fallout 4
>Fallout NV
Just end me already.

What counts as 100% completion?

All achievements?

>DMC3
>Super Mario 64
>Dark Souls

Not happening boys

But I've never played a video game before?

Little Nightmares
Black Mesa
Life is Strange: Before the Storm

I really wouldn't want to do it but I could.

Super Mario Bros. 2
Ace Attorney Justice for All
This war of mine

And if I do finish it in less than a day, I'm gonna fucking slice your head off.

>bloodborne
>moe chronicles
>dark elf if not that then morrowind
I am fucked.

>Soldier of fortune
I have no idea what passes for 100% in that game. Haven't beaten it yet.
>Quake 2
I'm just a few levels in, and never could find secrets in any game. Just shoot me now.
>Quake 1 mission pack 2
Ditto

Fallout nv
Skyrim
Minecraft

I will survive.

>Sonic 1
>Street Of Rage 2
>Zelda LTTP
Easy mode

>Dead Rising 3
>Pillars of Eternity
>Game Dev Tycoon

Well, 2 out of 3 ain't so bad.

>Pokemon Platnium
>La-Mulana
>Animal Crossing

Welp gg

>Ace Attorney Justice for All
AA:JFA takes at least 30 hours to beat even without fumbling at the puzzles, so his head stays where it is.

Getting the "have all status effect applied at the same time" achievement in mincecraft. Good luck user

>MHFU
>Grim Fandango
>Portal 2
yeah i'm dead

>Oblivion
It's going to take a while, but it should be doable depending on what counts as 100%.
>Lamunation!
I can just hold ctrl, easy.
>Cracklife
I'll just have to look for some secrets, easy enough.

Awards log, which typically has you make rare weapons for each type

I did it son.
I allways do it.

>100% completion

Most autistic thing ever, I finish the main part of a game and then maybe some extra until I'm bored.

Only way to play games.

>Diablo 3

Just shoot me in the face already

>God Hand
>Demon's Souls
>The Wolf Among Us
Just end my suffering right now senpai. I don't even want to experience the Pure Bladestone ride.

>Danganronpa 2
Easy
>Resident Evil 7
Fuck
>Yooka-Laylee
Shouldn't be too bad.

>Deadbolt
>Hotline Miami 2
>Hitogata Happa
I'm good as dead.

>San Andreas
>Fallout 2
>Nier automata
Fuck

>Skyrim
>Persona 5
>Battleborn
I'm fucked!

How can you fully complete Battleborn? Not even the devs fully completed it

>堕ち姫ルーシア物語
>淫魔ネムのChuChu精液探検記
>Skyrim
The first two aren't a problem, but I honestly doubt I can finish all of Skyrim and it's DLCs withing a week.

100% means you have to fap to every H scene, are you sure they aren't a problem?

I usually grind for 5+ hours when playing h-games, so unless I have to cum to each h-scene, I should be fine.

>Nier: A
No Problem
>Dishonored 2
Heh...
>Warframe
Ok I have a question, what if the game has no end-game? Will you shoot me with bullets that'll put me in a time lapse

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE SCUMBAG

DROP THE GUN

Officer, I've already 100% MGSV and I want to die anyway

pls go

Data mining thread.