LOL

LOL

They'll just zap him twice, he just doubled his suffering.

lol

Should have asked for a star instead

>1-up sprite falls out
>it was actually poison

Burgers

KILL THOSE FUCKING DOGS!!! I AM TRIGGERED AS FUCK!

>women

Why are there so many large pickup trucks?

It was a stupid cat, who fucking cares

delet

MURRICA FUCK YEAH

lol

W-what happens

;_;

Dogs are such shit tier animals

three animals die

>dogs of peace

if he gains 1 extra life with the mushroom but had 01 lifes before wouldnt he have survived even without the 1up?

Feels bad man. Couple weeks ago a staffie killed my aunts pomeranian. She was such a sweet little pupper. White, like Gabe.

>letting your cat outside
literally asking for it

LOL BUT WHAT IF REAL LIFE HAD VIDEO GAME LOGIC????

This is actually a decent joke

"they look cute as puppies they will never do wrong with ME, the others were just bad owners"

>that face
>dhuuuuuuuu

kill yourself

Surprised the dogs didn't rip her a new one after those few kicks there

Reminder that women are retarded and frequently adopt nigger-dogs like this thinking that they can "save" them from their genetic instincts to rip and tear any other life form they can find.

nope. my kitties are nice and safe, enjoy letting yours get sick, kicked by strangers, run over or eaten by dogs

>american
not surprised

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>spay/neuter: No
every damn time. Listen morons you're not going to make bank breeding animals, I have no idea what so many people believe this farce other than the delusion its a get rich quick scheme.

>can "save" them from their genetic instincts to rip and tear any other life form they can find.
Just have them do "bite play" (pretty much you have them bite and "maul" a thick rope so they can simmer down)