I'M FUCKING INVIN-

I'M FUCKING INVIN-

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I recently found out in my third playthrough that Sundowner can jump off to the side, spawn minions and start whacking you with a giant pole. What the fuck?

It happens when you take the first stage too far I think
I replayed the game and was sucking dick at cutting his shields so it happened

Fighting Sam The Man right now.

Will post pictures.

Has there been a game released since MGR that has been as fun?

>slice character into dozens of pieces, including his brain
>he's still able to talk moments later in a codec call

His brain's on the cloud?

HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET ELECTED?

what's the point of combos in platinum games?

It's an electric ghost kojima probly stole it from doctor who.

I've never even considered that possibility.
Setup for MGR2?

Why couldn't he just cut him like that right away?

willpower too high

You actually can't slice cleanly through the head on bosses. Even if you aim perfectly there will still be a chunk left. This is most obvious on Monsoon, because the finisher animation has Raiden cut off his head so it bounces away as he lands.

>has the best theme but you only hear it for literally 20 seconds because the boss is easily cheesed
God damn it Platinum you could have at least played it during the part where you fly up the building instead of generic action music
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RED SUN

RED SUN OVER PARADISE

GOLDEN RAYS OF THE GLORIOUS SUNSHINE

As promised.

Nope action games are dead

SETTING DOWN SUCH A BLOOD-RED LIGHT

>Game glitched once and I couldn't kill Sam
>Ended up fighting him and trading blows for a good 15 mins
>mfw

Nanomachines

PS4 remaster never
Sequel never
Vanquish 2 never

Thanks Platinum

NOW THE ANIMALS SLOWLY RETREAT

TO THE SHADOWS, OUT OF SIGHT

AIRY WINDS BLOW ACROSS THE MOUNTAINS

GIVING FLIGHT TO THE BIRDS OF THE PREY

This is so fucking anime.

>MGR just finished reinstalling
>this thread appears
Time to do a machete/mariachi playthrough.

IN THE DISTANCE MACHINES COME TO TRANSFORM ME

I was a litte disappointed that you don't get to angle the cut freely during that bit.

Help me Sup Forums he's doing the Chad stride!

I like when Raiden suplexes giant robots yes.

R A C I S T M U C H ?

DAY BY DAY

You shatter Mistral into a billion pieces, head included, and she still talks.
It's clearly like said

ONLY LOVE IS WITH US NOW

Did Donald Trump get his slogan from fucking Armstrong?

I mean he just said "we'll make America great again!".

Jesus.

sodochi no sadame~

>married, with a six year old daughter
>wife hates violent videogames and doesn't want me playing them with daughter in same room
>my little girl loves some of the violent stuff, but I do draw the line obviously
>she absolutely loves, loves, loves Raiden, Sam, and the MGR: R cast of characters. Mostly likes Raiden and Sam over the rest of them.
>get a phonecall from school, saying she was in a fight.
>have to leave work and address this mess
>principal explains to me that she punched a boy who made fun of her, stood over him and said, "Show me a good time, Jack."
>I almost, almost started to laugh and had to brush it off like a cough.
>had to ball my fist over my mouth, excuse myself.
>"user, do you have any idea where she learned this?"
>"No sir, but I will talk to her about it."
>We made it five steps into the parking lot before I lost my shit, imagining my daughter standing over some little shit with her arms spread saying, "Show me a good time, Jack."
>got her ice cream, had a heart to heart, and had to play it down when wifey got home

Kids are a treat sometimes.

This is absolutely adorable user.

That can't be right. I didn't know how to align the cuts during the first playthrough but killed him without destroying the shields anyway. He just drops them automatically when you get his health low enough.

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you do tho.

>sodochi

kek I wish this was real

SOMETHING WARM AND PURE

What a badass. She'd deserve a day at an amusement park for this.

You shoulda told her she can't be that BATSHIT INSANE, user.

FIND THE PEACE WITHIN OURSELVES

i would like to see the face of the kid who made fun of her

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he only does it after you take down his shield

capped

"I could've ripped that boy in half...WITH MY BARE HANDS!"

KIDS ARE CRUEL JACK

NO NEED FOR A CURE

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WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW AND THE FIRE'S HOT

Glorious!

T H E V U L T U R E W A I T S T O S E E W H A T R O T S

Huh. That is actually pretty stylish. A single clean cut. Not much points gained but looks better than shreaded pieces.

kids are cruel jack

>inb4 the kid brings a knife to school

Why did you delete this?

>inb4 girl will bring a gun into school while RULES OF NATURE playing in her headphones.

Well I'm remembering wrong then

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I just beat this five minutes ago
do those credits ever fucking end like holy shit
they don't even continue while alt+tabbing

>get phonecall from school
>daughter hurt herself during recess
>rush my ass over there, almost crash on the way
>reach infirmary
>thankfully everything's alright
>staff says she told them to "deactivate her pain inhibitors"

>tfw no option for hand to hand combat like against the senator
fuck it felt fucking good, why isn't this a thing in the game?
i'm mad

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OH HOW PRETTY ALL THE SCENERY

One of the last DL-VR missions is a sidescrolling level where you have to punch everything to death.

THIS IS NATURE'S SACRIFICE

>You actually can't slice cleanly through the head on bosses.

Have you looked at the fucking OP?

but i want it in the game and against bosses

His arms aren't waving out enough for the Chad stride.

WHEN THE AIR BLOWS THROUGH WITH A BRISK ATTACK

>metal gear is anime
whoa its like you just figured it out

>3 parts
He looks like he's only sliced in two to me.

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THE REPTILE'S TAIL RIPPED FROM ITS BACK

Mexicans love this kind of shit

The second phase of his fight is so good, it's a shame it's so short.

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leg

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WHEN THE SUN SETS

Yes. His campaigners / marketing team / the patriots looked at things Sup Forums/reddit liked in designing Trump. Invoking "meme magic" was actually just using the real life version of arsenal gear to filter information and craft a popular opinion. In the time from 08 to 16 they learned much about how to utilize the anonymous, viral nature of the internet via Sup Forums's own raids and turned it against us.

It's eden, dumbass

WE WILL NOT FORGET THE RED SUN OVER PARADISE

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Why did the game end here? Oh well I guess I have to wait for the sequel where they team up.

Honestly I really like how genuinely happy Armstrong got.

RED SUN

WASH AWAY THE ANGER

I should replay MGR

>damn bitch killed my A+ samurai
>wish I could recruit this S+ ninja
>oh my god I'm getting through to him
>dude holy shit I just got an S+ ninja
>this is the best day of my life

>HUH?