Tomb Raider

This is the new Lara

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I thought the new movies already came out?

Just be glad she is white.

Could b kewl.

>That absence of tits

How hard it's gonna flop?

What happened to Angelina Jolie? She looks completely different!

why is it that every single cover and poster for everything is a close up of the main character? like does nothing else make the viewer interested?

Angelina Jolie will always be Tomb Raider

This doesn't sound like video games albeit a movie ABOUT a videogame

>poster literally shows off her no ass

What were they thinking ?

she got a mastectomy because of cancer you bitch

>not a transgender disabled muslim from central Africa
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

At least she's white.

Every single action movie featuring a chick has this cover.

Also this bitch has more musclemass than fucking wonderwoman. incedible.

Did anyone ask for another Tomb Raider movie? Hell the new Lara Croft is not a very interesting character, she's just a mentally ill rich girl

Neck too long

0/10

When you have an Oscar winner as the star it makes sense.

It's done to promote the movie through the star (like here) or an unknown that Hollyweird is betting on to be their next big star through a movie that they think is such a great idea, it will sell itself.

She looks like new-Lara except for the lack of tits and ass. KIND OF IMPORTANT FOR SOMEONE TRYING TO BE LARA

She'd do a fantastic Lighting.

she looks like like a fucking giraffe

Well it's MGM backing it so probably really hard.

>literally who playing literally who
nobody will fucking watch this

>Woman has boobs but doesn't have any definition on her body
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE get in shape landwhale
>Women has definition on her body and small boobs thanks to the training
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE get boobs you fridge
You faggots are the worst

Tomb Raider is one more flop away from going the way of Hitman and Deus Ex

>Things no one said ever
Fuck off back to plebbit

now women can watch the tomb raider movie without feeling bad about themselves!

absolutely unproblematic

Movie will flop. Alicia is wrong for the role and won't carry it.

Still would lads

>now women can watch the tomb raider movie without feeling bad about themselves!

>Fit with a 6 pack
>Not brown
>Not a face that looks like a cabbage patch doll

Nah this movie is still VERY problematic.

Should I rewatch the old movies?

STICC

I wanna photoshop her with big titties

Yeah, they can watch it wishing they had defined arms and a six pack like that.

>we went from Angelina Jolie to this

...

A
FUCKING
RECTANGLE

>let's cast a skinny, no-tits, no-ass, no-hips "woman" as gaming's most famous hot broad
we live in fucking clown world. everything is backwards. it's like everything is made up of falsehood and lies.

>Bobby Hill ass

That is a horrible angle
>head looks too big for the rest of the body
>neck looks like some ALIEN tier crap

and the colors are shit as well

Or ass. Or really any feminine characteristic at all.

>white
Are you sure about that?

brown but also jewish and not attractive

perfect for hollywood

Thought this was a poster for a new Sharknado movie.

>femlet
>no tits
>no ass
>no hips
>no thighs
>no acting abilities
>no charisma/screen presence
>basically looks like a 14 year old boy

The perfect Lara for the millennial nu male cuck audience.

>no ass
>no hips
>no breasts
>not attractive
So why did they choose her agai-
>jew
Oh ok.

she's 100% swedish

>it's like everything is made up of falsehood and lies.
Did you just figure this out now

Who cares? We've gone long enough with that bullshit.

Remember back in the 90s where every woman had huge silicon tits and how disgusting that shit was?

Remember how every single woman with big fat tits started getting breast cancer or back pain?

Women all over the world are getting breast reduction surgery.

It's not 1997 anymore, it's 2017 and today's men, the average men, the MODERN men, no longer desire big breasts.

She has NO breasts. There is a difference between every woman having fake D's and double D's and some bitch having literally zero tits.

You sure about that?

no

she almost certainly has some foreign ancestry, no native Swede is swarthy like that

>Reddit spacing
>Hot new meme
proud of you user

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Jesus, she's an ironing board

I don't think the bow is as iconic as they believe it to be.

since when does lara use a bow?

hasn't the hunger games shit blown over by now?

>left will cry sexism because she's pretty and white
>right will cry censorship because she doesn't look like a cowtitted bimbo
>I will enjoy it

>since when does lara use a bow?

Since the reboot. That's what the movie is basing itself off of.

my pecs are bigger than her tits, jesus

>since when does lara use a bow?
Since the reboot.

>I support Hollywood trash
>Checkmate contrarians
O-ok...

god I can already SMELL this movie...

I thought she was hot in ex machina

lmao what a load of shit

God, she looks so fucking awful. Then again it fits with the shitshow that is the reboot.

>doesn't get impaled
WOW

>watching game adaptations
Why are Reifags retarded?
>even reboot Lara had an ass

what is it with women and ice picks?

Fucking Lightning has thicker thighs and ass then her.

Was there really no better actress to pick from?

>she's pretty and white
You sure about that?

She also had good tits and was incredibly sexy with all the clothes tearing, the way the clothes clung to her boobs and ass, and how muddy she got. I know people like to rag on the Reboot Lara but she had her own charm and the devs did a good job getting her all wet and muddy every chapter.

Will there be horses?

Not for Hollywood. Lynch is the only director left who prefers to cast attractive women.

Are we sure (s)he's not a trap?

you sure about that sweetie?

Even the average man has better hips

this is the perfect female body

I think most traps at least try to work on their legs to not be sticks.

All hollywood movies are promoted through the lead actors now

The only reason Ghost in the Shell got greenlit was because ScarJo was playing the lead. If it was some no name, even if she was white, it wouldn't have been granted the budget.

Yes.

>perfect female body
>not fat
um, 99% of the feminist will disagree with you.

disgusting i've seen men with more of a womanly shape

This your new Lara Croft (male).

Say something nice about him.

Agreed.

Do not bully or bodyshame. Be respectful.

Agreed.

She looks like she came out of Attack on Titan or something,her body seems off.

His shoulders are pretty broad.

Remember that Lara Croft doesn't need to be attractive or female to be Lara Croft.

very

How's even the target audience?
vidya "gamers"?
>no tits, no ass
feminists?
>thin
womyn?
>too beautiful (for a boy)
normies?
>no tits, no ass

>bodyshame
most women will tell you there's no such thing as skinny shaming, just as you can't be racist against white people.

If she had pride as a woman she would have breast implants.

what's the point of the bra here?
also, why does she look so stiff in those images?

Are you implying that Fassbender is gay? She's obviously women enough for him.

>They didn't even get the logo right
No seriously, who the fuck designed the poster? Yeah I get they're not going to use Core's TR logo, but WHY THE FUCK are they not using Crystal's current TR logo? This film already screams inconsistency with everything Tomb Raider old and new.

He's taking CWC's advice about men wearing bras.

reminds me of that webm where a skinny girl is walking and everyone is acting like she was beautiful

Humongous Fassbender cock infected her with manliness.

She literally transforms into a man now.