Why doesn't Microsoft make a new Banjo-Kazooie game? It's been almost ten years since Nuts and Bolts

Why doesn't Microsoft make a new Banjo-Kazooie game? It's been almost ten years since Nuts and Bolts.

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>why doesnt microsoft make a new ______ game?
because only 3 people bought it.

Because no matter what they'd make it'd be considered garbage as 3D platformers are garbage without mario

That's probably more due to the questionable gimmick than the IP itself. Yooka-Laylee proves that Banjo fans still exist in great numbers, even if the game itself wasn't very good.

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no way fag

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Why don't rare just sell the banjo-kazooie franchise to playtonic if there gonna fuck all with it

What are you getting at exactly?

>Why don't they just sell the franchise to someone who couldn't afford it?
God, you're dumb. Doubly so for thinking Playtonic should have it instead of someone competent.

We have another now.

>playtonic

After the blunder that was Yooka-Laylee. Yeah, no thank you.

Post kazooie porn

So wait. What went wrong with yooka-laylee again?

It was extremely mediocre

2big. Ruined its own world expansion gimmick by forcing players to go to other worlds anyway to get required moves (and, in the process, throwing a big "fuck you" to anyone who tried to expand worlds without getting all the moves first). Rextro. Too much Tooie, not enough Kazooie.

Generic, lacking character or charm, giant empty worlds, what have you. It's the open world Knack of platformers. It has no substance or long lasting appeal, and is produced to make a quick buck.

The hat gimmick seems like it was made for Banjo-Kazooie.

>It's a retarded nostaligafag thinks Kazooie was better than Tooie episode

This gif is amazing

There's lots of good shit in there ruined by actual shit. Everything is just so fucking slow in that game.

Mumbo is slow -- why couldn't Banjo just use the Mumbo pads instead of spending forever switching characters. Mumbo's movement restrictions are only relevant in Cloud Cuckoo Land.

Splitting up is fantastic, but again would be a lot better if there were more pads scattered around and you could switch at any time. As it is, when you find something that you need one character for you have to walk back to the pad, split, and then walk back to the thing. Like with Mumbo, getting back to the thing is rarely difficult, especially with Kazooie. It's just a waste of time.

We don't need an entire dedicated water level, holy shit. I did half of it before remembering that you could unlock faster swimming by backtracking to spiral mountain.

The transformations are slow, but that's really no different from the original. A particularly egregious example, though, is the jiggy after the barrel-shooting challenge in Grunty Industry where the jiggy is "hidden" behind a washing machine door. There is no challenge to collect the jiggy, no difficulties unique to the washing machine like other parts of the level, it's just "walk to Wumba, get the jiggy, walk back". The car from Witchyworld is also a glorified door unlocker instead of anything interesting but at least it moves quickly. God forbid you miss one of the doors and have to transform twice, though, because there's also Mumbo pads behind there.

Do I even need to mention the minigames. BK had them, but BT throws them everywhere and often insists you play as a bumper car, a Wumba transformation, or an FPS character instead of the usual Banjo moveset. Playing kickball six times is inexcusable.

It was. Cappy is Devil Bottles.

Especially since Mario Odyssey has co-op where player 2 controls Cappy.

>no way fag

The shut up version is better

Do you think he gives good head?

about the minigames, there was at least variation in kazooie rather than 10 reskinned games of collect 3 colored objects that have different point values

Tooie has great art direction and cool level concepts that are more unique than Kazooie's, but the actual level design and pacing are a lot tighter in Kazooie.

Am I the only one that wants to fuck Kazooie?

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>"I need to kill myself!"
???

He looks like he'd be pretty good at it

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Looking back on it now, both BK and BT the transformations sucked to play. BT was at least a little more fun with it and had more uniqueness to it, where in BK only 1 actually has the ability to attack.
Also the minigame issue could also be considered true for DK64, just to a lesser extent.

At this point, I'd be amazed if Sea of Thieves doesn't end up getting delayed/cancelled
Microsoft needs to fuck off from the industry

Apart from Canary Mary, nothing in BT was at the same level as Beaver Bother, and certainly not two rounds of Beaver Bother in one level.

As for transformations, Tooie had some interesting ones, but the detonator was such a piece of shit, and nothing in BK was even close to that level, as ad as the termite or walrus was it really only had a couple of quick jobs fairly nearby, and there wasn't any need to traverse the entire level with it

I don't mean the difficulty, I mean the redundancy.

What does Sup Forums think of Kazooie?

I think she's cute. CUTE!

I'm only attracted to her nab model.
Those eyes make me rock hard.

I love her personality.

Gosh, I've been shipping them since I was little.

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Fuck off. Best couple coming through.

They are literally watered down personalities of Banjo and Kazooie.

>not a generic Sup Forums filename
>poster deliberately sought out and saved art this fucking atrocious.

ITT: autistic furfags who deserve permabans

please tell me this artist draws banjo porn

iirc, this was an artist from Sup Forums's drawthread. You might have luck on /trash/ drawthreads.

Because Microsoft can still sell you Rare skins and DLC.

based user,

how could i ever repay you?

I didn't mind it, but there was a distinct lack of polish there. Lack of enemy variety, bad controls in some mini games and few collectibles spread thin across giant levels. A lot of what reviewers and even faggots on here think is wrong with it is flat out wrong, though. There are retards on here (and Jim Sterling) who think the hub world is confusing to navigate. Daily reminder that I share a board with these same retards who will proudly proclaim git gud for other games. The controls for basic platforming are also fine and the camera for the most part isn't an issue. People were picking on the wrong things and it annoyed the shit out of me. Like, Jim FUNDED the game and directly complained about shit that was in FUCKING BANJO KAZOOIE like the fucking voice effects. I mean did you even fucking play it? Also if I hear the phrase :"rose tinted nostalgia goggles" one more time I'm going to scream. It's not a valid criticism. I'm just scared that criticisms like these have given them (well deserved, actually) license to go "what the fuck do people want?" and not fix the actual issues with it in future games.

why is it that any cartoon animal with eye lashes instantly makes me rock hard

how did it come to this

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Doubt Morbi lurks in /trash/ drawthreads. He can barely commit to get his own comic thing updated on time.

But there are plenty other good artists there.

>Every artists has to Laylee's nose
Seriously, how fucking hard was making her design appealing? And i don't mean in the lewd sense, just the cute sense.

Yooka could have used a Hawaiian shirt as well.

Ah true. Although most people have a hard time getting huan smut drawn on Sup Forums, so /trash/ would still probably be his best bet, even if by someone else.

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SPIRAL THE MOUNTAIN GOAT

This sounds like something I'd come up with on the spot when I'm high.

post laylee ass

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I like the pics where he uses her as a fleshlight.

I can hear her sonar move but with her mouth full as she gives fellatio

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>Poonzooie

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lol

>Absolutely love Banjo-Kazooie
>It's one of the deadest franchises there is
>B-BUT YOU GOT YOOKA-LAYLEE! WHICH WASN'T EVEN THE SAME CHARACTERS, NOR WAS IT MADE BY THE SAME PEOPLE!

She's honestly one of the best female characters in vidya.

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Is there a follow-up panel where Yooka falls down a cliff?

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>Tooie
>Better than Kazooie
Having played both games back to back, no. I know it's a meme, but Tooie is too big for its own good. There's way too much empty space. If they had increased the run speed, then it would have been fine, but even with Kazooie, you still move around too slowly. The first level is the perfect example of this.
Tooie had some cool levels and neat ideas, but it's objectively inferior in quality, and things like Notes aren't nearly as well placed like they are in Kazooie. It all feels bloated.

At least Yooka Laylee wasn't the bomb that was Mighty Number Nine.

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why does video game food look so tasty

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>Yooka-Laylee
>wasn't very good
i was about to sperg on you but then you redeemed yourself

technically, there's a cheat code in Tooie you get (I think from Witchyworld) to increase movement speed

Too bad he turned Poppy into a novel and ended the comic.

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;_;

That's a shame for sure. I think it's not going to go over well and he might have to revert back.

I didn't realize it was female until I learned english, never connecting the simply fact that only female birds tend to shit out eggs from their butts.

That humanized kazooie reminds me the red haired girl from the hentai "sex friend".

It's cartoony enough where I could see Rare not giving a shit if Kazooie were male and still doing eggs.

I wanna baste this bird.

what did she mean by this?

Banjo-Kazooie is so dead as a series that you can't help but feel bad for its fans. Meanwhile Metroidfags will still cry even if they get a game.

As a Starfox fan, I can understand how Metroidfags feel.

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Star Fox's main problem holding it back is the fact they keep remaking one game over and over again instead of trying anything new because Star Fox fans don't want anything new, they just want the same game over and over again. It's been almost 10 years since BK last had a game, and it was fucking Nuts & Bolts.

Thing is, the moment Star Fox wants to be new we get Adventures or Command. I'm not gonna say the fanbase is very concise, but honestly Assault was decent and not 100% copied from 64.

She thinks she can guess where the door is that that key goes into.

Why would you want his yellow teeth anywhere near your genitals?