The Kid of Hat's game will be arriving very shortly now. Are you considering a purchase? Why not...

The Kid of Hat's game will be arriving very shortly now. Are you considering a purchase? Why not? If so what platform will you be buying it for and why? And finally please give me your thoughts on the precious small child.

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I'll use it to kill time between Odyssey coming out

Reminder: OP is a shill that has been posting shitty twitter screencaps in a desperate attempt to get Sup Forumsirgins to fap and possibly buy his shitty game

no buy until switch version

Day one pirate

Someone remind me what I'm supposed to do with precious small child.

This game looks heckin fun.

If this ends up getting better reception than Yooka Laylee hopefully Playtonic get shamed into making a better game.

it's obvious because he uses the same exact retarded moe kawaii autism shit as the devs

>all of those tricks depended on the environment (bounce pads, grapple rings)
Where's the cool Mario 64-esque parkour webms?

>collectathons in anno Domini MMXI+VI

Gonna be honest its a platformer and thats it. Doesn't look very fun

What's with the bad framerate?

You're trying to watch a webm on a toaster.

This is the most obvious shill OP I've seen in a while. I don't want your mediocre bland platformer headed by mecha the fag, fuck off

Not gonna lie, this honestly looks more fun than odyssey.

Bad timing, too close to Mario Odyssey. You guys should wait until around Feb-March, the earliest. I know you're eager to release after finishing a game, but it is always wiser to wait for a proper window.

+0.02$

>releasing a platformer after the one that will get all 10/10s

You know. I know you know.

>Releasing AFTER Odyssey
Literally the fucking dumbest thing you could possible do

It's not too close, it's a three-week gap. And it's coming out BEFORE Odyssey, so it has nothing to worry about.

No bro, better to release right before so all the people hungry for Odyssey will pick it up hoping it'll tide them over or something.

this, also the ten thousand mario threads are legit fans though because I Say So

Releasing after would be suicide. But either way it's not on the Switch while Mario is exclusive to it, so there's not all that much overlap.

Why would he be paying himself?

Can you see her precious child panties?

The newest build restored my faith in the game. Now I know it at least won't be shit.
I really hope they resurrect the Sand and Sails chapter for one of the updates.

That's not how it works. Everyone now is just hype for Odyssey. Would not fall for no-name copycat.

A handful of months after the christmas campaign people will either
1) Be already done 100% with Odyssey and moving forward.
2) Still not having bought it for their kids, waiting for the end of the school year in summer.

Feb-April is the peak point of this kind of releases. It has always been.

Just ask someone you know who actually works in the industry.

>That's not how it works.
That's literally how it works, you fucking idiot.

That is literally how it works you moron.

That's literally how it works you dumbass

or everyone wants maaario now so they will in their horny mario fantasies buy this other platformer for the time being

That's literally how it works, you double nigger.

That's literally how it works you cucck

>nintenbabies

>Everyone is antsy to play a new 3D platformer with Mario on the horizon
>3D platformer comes out when everyone is antsy for one
>Get a ton of impatient people buying the game to tide them over
>Release after Mario Odyysey likely raises the bar for all 3D platformers to come afterwards
>Pale in comparison, everyones moved on from 3D platformer hype to something else, receive no recognition
Getting in first IS ALWAYS the best business decision a game can make.

I guarantee you that sales on Sonic games picked up in the weeks before Sonic Manias release. Or DaS 1 2, Bloodborne and DeS before Dark Souls 3 came out. That's just how this sort of shit works.

That's literally how it works you fucking dumb nigger.

please be better than yooka laylee

In an alternate reality, where AHIT comes out Q1 or Q2:
>lol this game should have come out before Odyssey came out and got the fabled 100. The itch has been scratched and everyone sees it as a copycat.
It's an indie game, senpai, it's always a gamble with indie games. This is better than releasing later, trust me. While the Switch installbase raves about Mario, owners of other platforms will have something to fall back on. That's literally how it works you shazbot.

How long has this been in development for? It'll likely be Yooka Electric Boogaloo 2.

>Sup Forums is so full of Nintendo fans that you can't talk about a game without Nintendo fans coming in and mentioning a Nintendo game

It will not be relevant enough to cause a shitstorm e-drama

The trailer got only 40k views

Literally just look at any other thread. Games with no relation to Nintendo get swarmed with Nintenbros.

And yet people continue to deny that the state of this board is more or less a Nintendo echo chamber, all the while they shit up threads for other games and continue to spam their metacritic and sales threads

You can shoot higher than that

40k on Sony's channel, where they weirdly reupload trailers with no change but scrubbing out other consoles' logos, and 66k on the official channel. So unless you want to posit that everyone's watching both videos of identical trailers, it's more like 100k.

nintendo babies literally have nothing on their switch. Do you expect them to actually be playing games instead of shitposting on Sup Forums about how great their buyer's remorse is?

Yooka Laylee was announced and released during A Hat in Time's development. So fortunately it won't have a forceful shovel knight appearance.

>people thought A Hat in Time would be shit
>have patience for almost 5 years
>it has a nice art-style and is a well-designed Platforming game

>people thought Yooka-Laylee would be good
>gets released in a year and a half
>ugly art-style, bad music, generic Platforming game
This is why jumping the gun is never good.

The game's art is a little iffy. The character models, rigging, and texturing look sorta bad. If you just look at hat kid, it's bad. They try to dress the whole scene up with a bunch of shit and effects but underneath it's got a weak foundation.

It looks pretty good, I don't know what you're talking about.

Why a mustache?

Something to tickle you with when you're giving her cummies

Actually, I guess it's not that bad. It's been improved a lot from the beta, that's for sure.

Maybe.

This, however,

Looks better than odyssey tbqh

The blatant knock-off Wind Waker style was nice.

I'm not at max setting, as you can tell from the aliasing.

Definitely not.

How horrifying.

There was a new (I think? Maybe old with new bits?) trailer a few days ago.

youtube.com/watch?v=JkIgvDCy27I

Most of it is the voice actor for Mustache Girl talking which you can skip, but I like Monty.

THAT SUBCON FOREST THO

I think I prefer that because the face looks a lot better than the current design.

yeah that's just the trailer from a month ago

disagree

I'm going to have sex with the precious small child

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The face looks disconnected from the body. The nose is really bad and the eyes aren't affected by lighting. It's worse than the old style even if it was a knockoff.

This.
I don't have too much hope for it being good, but might as well give it a shot.

>It's worse than the old style
It's really not.

The real problem with the models is that the face really isn't connected to her head. At certain camera angles it looks incredibly unappealing. I assume they just wanted a unique style, but it's just off-putting at times.

Everything else I said was true, and the conclusion is my opinion only. What makes it better, the fact that it looks so lazily pasted on?

her head's not connected, you say?

>What makes it better
The fact that it's not what it used to be.

Post yfw the reason Hat in Time is taking so long to come out, because it's secretly a much larger game than they're leading us to believe, with an OoT time travel aspect.

I mean it's called A Hat in TIME. They teased adult Hat Kid in the very first build of the game.

Ravioli ravioli I wanna fuck the hat loli

Well damn

I wish the villain girl didn't have a moustache

I know nothing about this game but this interests me greatly
this is just some quirky current gen platformer, right?

Tell me about Hat Kid.

Why does she wear the hat?

Everyone stopped caring 2 years ago.

This is why Early Access is just a meme. People move on.

Yeah, it reeks of ironic twitter/reddit humor thinking its clever for putting "le epic evil mustache twirler mustache" on a girl. Otherwise I like the dev, mostly.

that shit looks stiff as fuck

You mean heckin' cute!

t. paedo's

It was never early access, m8

Just the grapple hook

>this is just some quirky current gen platformer, right?
Preeeeetty much.

Go back to 2013. Platformers were completely dead. No new ones, there was no Playtonic to even look forward to, and the genre has been mostly dead in the water since the early 2000's. Then Hat in Time shows up and is like, 'Screw it, we'll make our own'.

It gets SIGNIFICANTLY delayed, but it's clear the dev never actually got lazier. They've been updating on Twitter every week for years, and the alpha build from years ago is way different than the game the has evolved in the intervening years. In other words, this is a game made by passionate developers, who are so dedicated to what they're doing that they'll delay their game 4 years not because they have to, but because they want to best product they can make.

That's why I'm excited for the game. It's made with love and I adore everything they've been doing. It is not even comparable to Yooka-Laylee.
I'm not quite sure how it will look once it's out and held up with scrutiny next to Mario Odyssey, but I think it might be big.

It has been five damn years, they better have some kind of trick up their sleeve.

you sound like PR lol

I hope they send out review copies early. Yooka-Laylee suffered majorly because the review copies didn't have the Day 1 patch that fixed most of peoples' issues.

I've been noticing lately that reviewers have not been kind to Nintendo games minus BOTW. It's becoming clear that D platformers have been dead so long that a lot of reviews don't even understand their appeal, and I don't want HIT to get mixed reviews because the reviews don't know what the hell they're talking about. I'm hoping if they send review copies early it'll convince people to play through the game fully, and ideally judge it more fairly with more time to get acquainted.

You're overthinking it. BK's problem was
1) It sucked

It was better overall (but not mechanically,) than Mario 64.

Fight me.

I was raised not to hit the mentally handicapped.

gotta cut corners somewhere, least they could do was stack some fish along the bottom of the pile so it didn't look so jarring.

I want to hug the precious small child

That's very polite of you.

>no hat and neck exposed
that's enough for me to fantasize, fuck

Yeah dude she's completely nekkid under that invisibility cloak.

IIRC there's a story reason, all the people in Mafia Town are required to have mustaches to show off their toughness, so hers is probably fake or legitimate

a naked hug?

A lot of the scenery in this game makes for good wallpaper.

I actually liked her with the more cat-like eyes from the earlier design. As is the eyes pop way too hard from the rest and look like a completely different style.

I can only think of this.
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She'd look way too cute with cat ears. I wish the game was that instead.

His 3D model probably won't be seen too often in the game but I wish it looked a little better. Love the ghost-pink here though.

I'm hyped for this game. I've been waiting almost 5 years and I'm going to buy it regardless of reviews. I can't help but think it's going to be short though. They've shown off what, 4 levels? They're going to make more right?