User is this really what you play? Visual novels on Steam? You don't even have physical copies of your anime games...

>user is this really what you play? Visual novels on Steam? You don't even have physical copies of your anime games? What's this? Rythm games on your Vita? HAHAHAHA you have a Vita??? No wonder you're still a virgin. Greg just got the collector's edition for Destiny 2, NBA 2K18 and he's getting Assassin's Creed Origin, all for his PS4. You know, games for men, but it's ok, I'll still give you a handjob since you asked nicely, God know it's the only one you'll ever get hahahahahaha, oh Greg's gonna laugh so much at you when I tell him later.

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sickest own i've read all day tbqh

But im playing baldur's gate 2. Why is this whore in my room accusing me of nonsense

You should pee on her to assert your dominance

There's no reason to be that mean, you stupid bully

in your universe women actually know what a Vita is

in your universe women give a shit about what video games the men they're dating play

implying they don't just care about money and the size of your dick, and whether or not your face is somewhat attractive

The back of Joost's knees are looking kind of T͇͈͎̞̟ͣ͑ͩH̼͉͉͈̽̊ͮ̀͞I̴̷̶̥͔͕̮̤̥ͮ̋̍ͯ̉̍ͅÇ͇̥̪̰̎ͭ͑ͤ̍C̴͖͉̫̙̟͈̘̱ͩͣ͋͂̆̿̀ my guys

post joost feet

what if i forcefully held her down and ripped off her clothes while covering her mouth. And then took my clothes off and put hers on and told her i want to be a pretty little girl too while screaming "metal gear?!"