Super Mario Odyssey

shit's out in about 5 weeks and I'm fucking broke, bing bing wahoo!

Should I buy a car or a bing bing wahoo machine ? I don't really need a car tb.h

car:
>takes you places

switch:
>bing
>bing
>wahoo

car
>takes you to a real world place

switch
>takes you inside a limitless world of exploration and adventure

>wanting to buy a game made for little kids

piracy will hit very soon after Odyssey releases, i'm pretty sure. they have a bunch of exploits and can write homebrew, but there's not much point releasing the hax before such a huge game release

>cannot make 59.99 +tax and possible tip in 5 weeks time
Get a job.

Do you think the kingdoms expand as you progress through the story? I'm expecting a ghost-themed place.

>they have a bunch of exploits and can write homebrew
Source?

>Buying a 300 dollar car

You're being a faggot.
Stop that, right now.

He could be making a car payment or putting a down payment on a leased car.

sorry

My ass

who else /bundle/ here?

I wish, got my switch for ARMS

I'm not a baby who plays fucking baby games.

Just charge the next guy who violates your anus money for it for once.

>Not buying a 300 dollar car

I need multiple copies though.

>1 digital copy to play
>1 copy from amiami for the acrylic keychain
>1 copy from amazon for the luggage tag
>1 copy from 7-net for the unannounced pre-order bonus
>1 copy from Aeon for the kirakira file
>1 copy from Geo for the unannounced pre-order bonus

Yeah, yeah.
We get it.
Now fuck off.

ahahahahaha fucking manchildren

Objectively the best colour joycons.