user I recognize your face.
A face of a gamer.
You have steam right?
Now you. Show me your Steam library please with a proof of your Fallout 4 puchase.
Did you not hear me? Show me your papers.
Are you slow in the head? Show me your damn Steam library before something bad will happen.
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sure officer, i have New Vegas at 969 hours and literally no other gamebryo games. Will that suffice?
>that kid who thought Toddposting was funny
not the answer I was looking for
Sorry Todd but I pirated all your games
But I assure you I pre-orderee Fallout 4 VR
>You've played 14 hours
>Last Played: 1/4/2017
I got the Season Pass too. I don't even like Fallout that much.
I will forget you if you preorder Fallout 4 VR for your friends and your family too.
BUY MY GAME
As a mature gamer I would advise you to purchase Skyrim too, especially the remastered version. This will give you a better taste to the masterpiece called Fallout 4. Trust me.
>especially the remastered version
I got that for free and never even installed it. I've got 30 hours on Skyrim and haven't played since 2014 lol
YOU'LL BUY TWO
sorry todd, i already got your games for free
also u a manlet
Here you are. I'm free to go, right?
Todd! I got papers right here, proof that I bought the special $120 Fallout 4 pre-order, you know the one with the shitty pip-boy that broke on arrival! I cherish it.
I've wanted to get into Warframe but I suck ass at team play.
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Goddamn it Tod. Fine. Here. Goddamn bethesdi scum.
I b-believe everything should be in order, sir...
Herr Howard, I have purchased Fallout 4 and Skyrim but I do not have Fallout 4 installed right now because it is boring shit made by Jews. New Vegas, by contrast, allows me to purge the lesser races for the glory of Caesar.
You can always just do missions solo
I did not know that.
its what most people do for 99% of the game since like all modern online coop games its too easy to need help
>that kid who thought Toddposting was funny
i dont see a doom , quake champion or wolfenstein there
r-right away sir just give me a second
I bought it from a key seller though, that's f-fine right?
>Todd finally gets proof
>He disappears
Faggot could not even keep up with his own thread.
I cant believe someone made this
You can pass this time with a warning. Next time we meet I want to see Wolfenstein Collectors edition too with the toy included.
DELETE THIS
Uhh, I have Fallout 3 and New Vegas...
Is that good enough Todd, look I even put them into a 'good games' folder.
You have 5 minutes to wipe off New Vegas from your HDD and purchase Fallout 4 with the season pass or this goes off near to a local kindergarden.
I'll definitely check it out then. Thanks for letting me know.
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS, PLEASE LORD FORGIVE HIM FOR WHAT HE HAS BECOME
What's Fallout? I've never heard of it.
I GUESS THE NEXT THING YOU WILL HEAR WILL BE YOUR BONES AS THEY ARE BREAKING
Do you guys think the real Todd lurks these threads?
You can still save him user by buying it for him user. After all I am not a monster.
Why?
Is Fallout bad?
Of course not. He is a based developer who is working always on a ultimate gaming experience, or he is with his kids.
I honestly don't think he does, he seems too normie.
It be cool if he did, though.
Short answer? No.
ahahahahah, silly user, Todd Howard is far too busy being handsome and drowning in bitches, do you think I'd waste my time in this shithole? ahahahahah
seriously though Fallout 4 is pretty good I'd recommend it :)
Now fuck off
What's the best part of Fallout 4?
I think it's probably how good the writing is. The story is Shakespearean.
>short answer
>only 196 hours in Fallout
Let's take a seat user I will buy you a milkshake, and tell me why do you hate video games.
SUSPECT IS RESISTING ARREST
I REPEAT SUSPECT IS RESISTING ARREST, USING LETHAL FORCE IS AUTHORIZED
Is your face ok Todd? Should I call an ambulance?
How can I trust and buy the game of someone who is insecure enough to lie about his height?
I think the best thing is that Fallout just works.
>steam version of overclocking software
What the fuck? Why?
I only played it that long because of mods, never even finished the game, it sucks Todd
Expect a call.
Toddlet or just Toddler?
You are playing with forces you can't understand kiddo
you're arresting the wrong guy lmao i'm next to you
*start to run off*
you're such a manlet you can't get me
Seems you've got the case of the rundowns. I'm calling 911.
You didn't even see my final form
This is a super liar
do it man, you're doing a favor by killing kids that could buy your shit games
I bought a used copy of Morrowind GOTY edition. Hope it counts!
I'm playing Fallout right now, Todd.
Shady Sands is my favorite town!
And this....this is what as I call super liar which has ascended past the super liar. Or you can just call it super liar 2.
p-please don't kill me todd
What's the long answer?
and this, is to go even furher beyond
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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here's my final form
what are you gonna do M A N L E T?
Silly user, talk like a pirate day was yesterday.
>teleports behind you
It was fucking personal kiddo
Imagine your game was so bad you had to resort to advertising it on image boards.
I am sorry it took so much longer than he others, this is what I call the super liar 3.
I will let you to put your money in my pants user, then you will get a free pass.
fuck you Todd
I'll keep playing the legendary edition with my hundreds of FREE mods and like it
woah, what is all this?
Imagine being so bad at making vidya that forcing paid mods is preferable to just doing it correctly the first time.
It started good, but I don't see Fallout 3. I will need to cut off your finger user. Only one, but you can pass by buying it right now.
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Hands in the air user, or this will end badly.
>$541 for Fallout 4
>it doesn't even have all the files
What the actual fuck? I'll take Steam over this bullshit every day. Can you link me to your game's store page, Todd?
>I will let you to put your money in my pants user, then you'll get a free pass.
hella gay, don't even approach me, you're not getting any money with that gay ass attitude, so i'm gonna go inside and close the door
Were nazi's really all rude dicks or is it just a forced meme to make the atrocities of the soviets seem better?
Not only is it 541 dollars right now, that's it's price ON SALE.
>Not paying $541 for Fallout 4
Nazis were absolutely, 100% evil incarnate. There were no normal people among their ranks, whether forced into them by circumstance, misled, or genuinely convinced they were doing the right thing. All of them were literal devils in human skin who would have voted for Trump, had they still been alive today.
GO BACK TO YOUR PLACE AND BUY MY GAME
Is there a person alive who's a bigger liar than Todd?
Heres the papers Sir. steamcommunity.com
Now choose one for me to play please.
All whites are evil, really. They're failed genetic experiments to create the magnetic opposite of true humans.
Does it matter? The Nazis invited and brought about the destruction of Germany, if not outright caused it. They deserve to burn for that alone.
Now that the dust has settled, I'm glad that we can all agree on what went wrong, why this is allowed and what he meant by this and how to fix this to really make you think now APOLOGIZE and stay BTFO to redpill me on what the fuck /ourguys/ endgame problem was who did nothing wrong, was it autism and will you buy his games that can let me refute this, prove me wrong, convince me not to find a flaw and remind me what his name was again. Proptip: you can't.
Dunno man, hard question.
Hi mr user, I've got your game right here!
That'll be $150 plus DLC
>On June 10, 1944, for over two hours, Waffen-SS troops of the 4th SS Polizei Panzergrenadier Division under the command of SS-Hauptsturmführer Fritz Lautenbach went door to door and massacred Greek civilians as part of "savage reprisals" for a partisan attack upon the unit's convoy.[1] A total of 214 men, women and children were killed in Distomo,[2] a small village near Delphi.[3] According to survivors, SS forces "bayoneted babies in their cribs, stabbed pregnant women, and beheaded the village priest."[3]
>Following the massacre, a Secret Field Police agent accompanying the German forces informed the authorities that, contrary to Lautenbach's official report, the German troops had come under attack several miles from Distomo and had not been fired upon "with mortars, machine-guns and rifles from the direction of Distomo". An inquiry was convened. Lautenbach admitted that he had gone beyond standing orders, but the tribunal found in his favour, holding that he had been motivated, not by negligence or ignorance, but by a sense of responsibility towards his men.[4]
Skinheads.
Zeno Clash
T-Todd but I didn't order anything...
Anti-Sup Forums please go
You are just as bad as Sup Forums
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>Greek partisans killing German soldiers is fine
>Germans retaliating isn't
KYS you are self.
Are any of the sources Einsatzgruppen? If so, then there probably wasn't any "reprisal" going on. Just random violence in the name of fear and hatred.