Alright Sup Forums, let's play a game

Alright Sup Forums, let's play a game.
>We make a shitty Sonic OC
>All posts ending in 5 add to "whoever the fuck"'s name besides those that contradict previous lore for them
>We admire our abomination at the end of the day
Pic semi-related.

The main character is a hedgehog made of light named lighthog and he likes to steal peoples underwear

his main enemy is sonic because sonic doesn't wear underwear, which angers lighthog because there is nothing to steal.

Sonic wears underwear less than everybody else combined so sonic is lighthogs number one enemy

He only eats hot dogs that have toothpaste on them.

He looks just like sonic, but he wears these sandals with long socks and can run twice as fast as sonic.

He only talks in Michael Jackson quotes, often relying on "WOO" to speak.

Xe is trans

>I found you, faker!
>WOO
>I'll make you eat those words!

He once went back in time and killed his own grandfather.

He's the arch-enemy of both Sonichu and Coldsteel, but is actually the coolest motherfucker all around.

One of his hands is missing a finger.

He posts on Sup Forums

He's too black, too strong.

Any attempts at making an actual oc fails.

He's a retard that dresses up like a woman and drinks orange fanta while exclusively eating McDonalds.

>inb4 thread never gets a 5

He has never rolled a 5

His super form is powered by shitposts instead of the chaos emeralds.

rolling for this, op never said we couldn't roll for suggestions

His favorite album is Hergest Ridge by Mike Oldfield

He is a trans lesbian woman

He guards the equivalent of the Master Emerald for the Time Stones.

His name is Victor Von Hedgehog

He's a slighty darker blue than sonic.

I've compiled all of the threads canon so far.

This is canonically the character thus far. Thoughts?

He's gotta thing for clowns, so he's always with clown makeup. If he ever went pro, his stage name would be Bingo the Bandicoot.

He has an edgy alter ego called Phiro

Jesus, it's beautiful.

Very deep and complex characterization.

>>All posts ending in 5 add to "whoever the fuck"'s name besides those that contradict previous lore for them
>Thread doesn't have a single post with 5

He failed 5th class in Hedgehogging school 5times

>he is retarded as well
You don't say.

He's the only one to ever get a 6 in this thread.

He can only run fast at night

He is also an otaku

His home is the blue sphere stage.

He doesn't exist

He once got his arms and legs chopped off in his darkest hour and now has cool cybernetics.

He also never asked for any of this.

That's /our hedgehog/ right there and I say someone draws it.

>his home is the blue sphere stage that's just squares of blue surrounded in a sea of yellow
ftfy

WOAH

His arms are blue

His arms are blue.

He hates the government.

He's nothing but a pair of blue arms.

Unlike Knuckles he doesn't flex his muscles, he'd rather chuckle.

He's black and viscous, bound to cure blue lethargy.

He's a toilet

He remembers the good ol' days after 9/11

His favorite anime is Spongebob.

He's actually a computer

>he is retarded as well

Excuse me, did you just misgender our friend Lighthog the Hedgehog you shitlord?

His name is "Phil the Komodo"

He's sensitive about his speed.

He caused 9/11

He has a shark tooth necklace

He desperately wants to join Team Dark

He's the final boss of Tails Gets Trolled.

>turns super by the power of shitposts instead of the chaos emeralds
Glorious. His super form just lets him eat more chili dogs with toothpaste on them.

He's been in several near-fatal car accidents, and every vehicle he steps into seems to break down in spectacular ways.

It's actually working on a script for Crank 3 that will never be released and keeps adding shitposts to it to stay alive.

I'm dead fucking serious about wanting Crank 3.

He was actually a girl. but after using the Esmeralds for the first time, she was turned into a guy.

>inb4 Lazorbot decides that he wants to make him canon and has him be a major villain

alright this i can get behind

Xe actually has a fetish for scat inflation

His favorite video game is windows vista.

His evil plan is to flood the world with toothpaste.

He causes his threads to be deleted and gets banned for 3 days because roll threads are not Sup Forums related, off topic, and people including me have been banned for simply trying to make roll threads even if they are using a video game topic as a basis.

I wish this got in holy fuck
I just imagine him using a bike pump to blow up a pile of dog shit on the sidewalk and he immediately gets aroused

I'm trying to keep up with the canon but you guys are typing so fast.

This is what our character officially and canonically appears like now.

He's a mod and ignores the thread because he's actually a cool duder

Hey, at least Sup Forums's actually having fun for once.

oh fuck

goddamn excellent

He was made by Aosth Robotnik.

Xe often 'sees' things that aren't there, and if xe looks at them they really look at her. She often feels haunted by the memories of sonic and amy, truthfully xe has always wanted to be Amy's lover.

Fucking dope, we need an artist asap.

Xis best friend is kevin robinson from school fuck you kevin stop showin evryone my fuckin deviantart you peace of shit

Make this into an actual wiki page somewhere, with sections for backstory and trivia and shit.

He's got a birthmark of a chao head of one of his back quills.

I think you forgot that only posts ending in 5 count. You're doing god's work keeping track of this, user, but do it right.

Seconded.

Nah, this is way better.

He has a sparkledog headmate

His dick is absolutely mangled from his various attempts at dick inflation, yet he still gets hard.

He's not very good at curling, but loves to watch the sport.

Long ago in a distant land, xe unleashed an unspeakable evil, but a foolish samurai warrior, wielding a magic sword, stepped forth to oppose xir. Before the final blow was struck, xe tore open a portal in time, and plunged him into the future where xir evil is law.

Xe is Infinite's mother, father, and producer for a promising musical career

Quick, somebody draw Tails Gets Trolled's final boss, PRONTO.

For some reason, whenever he lights a fire by any means, the flames seem to burn upside down.

He can't tie his shoelaces.

Their name is X.

He has a keyblade

If you manage to beat Sonic 1 as a good ending in under 2 hours, xe will appear as the final boss.

This is starting to get deep...

His father is Chris chan and he ran away from home after being abused for being born with blue arms

This is starting to look like a Dwarf Fortress description page

Fan art when?

Xir mother is MARIA and had to become her mother too in the past after time got fucked up.

He's actually been dead for his entire life.

Ok guys, I'm leaving now.

Here, I will leave you all with this final consolidation of our character's official canon.