On l4d2

>on l4d2
>rescue arrived
>team mate got JOCKEY'ED
>everyone else goes to the chopper
>I go back and succesfully rescue him without dying

Feels good nigga. I bet those other 2 feel like assholes.

that's a very specific feel
gj op

When rescue arrives, its every man for himself.

>rescue arrived
>get to the chopper
>teammates goes back to rescue some faggot who went down
>they expect me to go back out there but I'm like fuck that
>two at red and one at yellow
>they're almost about to make it
>throw a molotov
>they both both go down while the yellow guy gets smacked around by the tank
>fly off as the lone survivor

No they probably didn't, L4D2 community is MOBA tier, I'm surprised they didn't scream at you through their mics and votekick you for it.

>everyone leaves zoey to die just to hear her lewd death rattle screams

>On l4d2 versus
>Teammate goes down because a smoker grabbed him
>He's less than 50 feet away from us
>Other two teammates start cussing up a storm when I go back to revive him
>Pick him up with no issue toss him some pills and meet up with the rest of the group
>They start a vote kick on me and all three vote yes

Everyone complains about L4D2 community being shitty and full of rage kicks, but I have yet to notice that. Is that mostly on expert difficulty or what?

Only in Versus

>it's a guy with 5,000 hours joins a normal difficulty pub and starts screaming at the team at the top of his lungs over ff incidents and not using throwables properly episode

>for what purpose
Why does anyone play l4d if they're going to sperg about losing? There's no hats no unlocks no leaderboards. The game is just a game for game's sake.

The higher the difficulty, the more common the shitters, but you will eventually run across them on all difficulties.

It's fucking crazy how serious people are about it, I got kicked from a public versus match for picking up tier two weapons "too early."

Tell me this is fake.

>Bill/Nick players
Usually the alphas and lead the team. Most skilled player but probably will leave you behind if you can't keep up

>Coach players
Don't listen to anyone and just keep going around doing random shit or hiding while everyone else does the work

>Zoey players
Great team mate and won't ever leave you behind, but they probably won't be able save you or themselves

>Ellis players
Really good but doesn't communicate with the team and treats multiplayer like its single player

>Louis players
Total bros

>Francis players
Biggest assholes on the planet

>Rochelle players
Better left as a CPU

Shit like that is actually a pretty common occurrence and one of the more "tame" things you'll see.

>Competitive L4D tournaments are a thing that exists

>be a general pain in the ass, wasting items and not helping the team
>eventually team begins threatening a vote kick
>always hit them with the same line: "Fine, do it pussys"
>I immediately go ahead and call a vote kick on someone else
>They hit yes as soon as the box comes up
>Laugh my fucking ass off, incap the rest of them and leave the game

Living the life lads.

>there are people who play l4d2 in any mode that isn't versus
why

>playing Helms Deep survival
>suddenly hitler gets on the Mic
>YOU STAND THERE! YOU STAND HERE! AND YOU GO THERE!
>follow his plan
>we die
>yells at us
>leaves

>Implying
Anyone wasted more than 200 hours in versus knows this is a common issue, mainly because you're joining a party of 3 assholes.

the game is just too broken and random to be competitive but l4d3 could be good if they focus on that

The only multiplayer I play are those "Hentai Rape" servers where its like 8 vs 8 and everyone is infected

Favorite finales?

Swamp fever and Blood Harvest are mine

>that kid that gets butthurt and starts screeching at the new guy for getting him killed by not conforming to his autist tactics
>mfw being the guy that always votes against kicking him
>autist just gets more upset and threatens to leave like its any skin off our asses

>quickjoin my first versus ever right at the ass end of the round
>spawn as a charger and fumblefuck around for like a minute and a half
>round ends
>one of the survivors is down
>run over to him and start punching him, kinda funny
>"SEE I TOLD YOU HE WAS GONNA RAGE YOU SHOULD'VE KICKED HIM WHEN HE JOINED"
>kicked by admin

probably because versus is populated by some of the most neurotic human filth to ever walk the earth

Rochelle is underrated.

rochelle is a non-character. literally just a token black woman. i normally don't even remember her name.

>When I see someone make a minor mistake in versus and start a votekick on him

I've done exactly this, no regrets. gets it.

>never got around to play l2d when they first came out
>finally get it last year
>can't stand the graphics and casual fps mechanics

>Me and my friend are L4D gods
>Meet somebody named _____thebeast01
>Befriend him even though we dislike him
>He's one of those dudes who has his mic in his mouth and screams
>We agree to help him get the expert achievements
>Blast our way through No Mercy
>Me and my friend are on the chopper at the end
>He's running up the ramp and yelling "I GOT THE ACHIEVEMENT! I GOT THE ACHIEVEMENT!"
>I shoot him down
>Chopper takes off
>He's sobbing
>I ask him why, say I thought he got the achievement
>Still continue to troll him for weeks because he thought we were his friend
>"I GOT THE ACHIEVEMENT!" becomes a meme in my L4D friend group
Good times.

>be Nick
>Parish Expert dificulty
>pumped with enough andrenaline to OD
>naruto sprint my way through the Bridge level
>running so fuckin fast that the Tank didn't even have time to spawn
>made it to the chopper
>"Why isn't the ending cutscene playing?"
>guy playing as Rochelle is limping his way so close to the chopper
>behind him is the mother of all horde barrelling their way like its fuckin Ragnarok
>fuck_that.png
>Shot Rochelle and leaving her bleeding on the ground
>chopper flies away while Rochelle screams in agony as the horde run a train on her crippled ass
>Nick: [Laugh]
>mfw

>more than 200 hours
Way less than that. Everyone and their fucking mother knows that L4D votekick system is broken as fuck

Being a dick is more fun to read about that being a good teammate lmao

>join game
>one dude blasting music
>another guy throws himself of a building deliberately
>third just blocks a door we need to get through

Is it really that fun to be a douche?

All you need is just ONE friend playing with you and then the votekick isn't an issue. How antisocial is this board?

>new players are almost immediately turned away by tidal waves of vote kicking and verbal abuse
>assuming you're even patient enough to get enough experience to be even semi-competent, by the time the finale rolls around, 85% of the game is now populated by bots from all the ragequitting and vote kicking that took place in the earlier maps

Who the fuck still plays L4D that isn't a sad loser tryharding on PUGs?

>grabbing a friend everytime you want to play L4D
Fuck off. Rather not play the shitty game and just leave it to the autists

Are there any other games like L4D?

Warhammer end times vermintide

killing floor, insurgency, serious sam

I'm not talking about L4D now autists I'm talking about within a year or two of the games releases.
Whining about not having friends in a game that was meant from the beginning to be a new and fun co-op game with friends

>playing with friends in l4d
>rescue arrives
>two friends already died, me and another friend left
>he gets downed by tank cement throw
>could have saved him but didn't wanna risk it
>mfw he still brings it up 8 years later

>in a game that was meant from the beginning to be a new and fun co-op game with friends
L4D was a versus only game originally, co-op was a Valve addition.

I love voting no when vets try to boot new players, the rage that follows is intoxicating.

>only play with at least one friend
>they vote to kick you along with the randums

h-has it really been 8 years?

>kill teammate
>get kicked
>come back during finale
>kill the same person
>get vote kicked

It's more important that one guy live.
I was never mad brother

>tfw noone comes to rescue me

>playing l4d2
>right by door
>faggot goes down
>another faggot wants to save him and goes down
>last faggot is asking me to work with them to save them
>know deep down theres no way were pulling that off
>shoot the faggots dead and run in bunker
The may have hated me, but I won

>lan party
>one friend is completely ass at the game
>literally cannot understand coordination
>always runs off and dies
>always looks sad when no one wants to go back and save him
he stopped playing when we would intentionally leave him behind to stall the tank

Hey man, thats not cool.

>doing the coldstream gauntlet
>one guy inevitably misses the door and floats down to edge of the tunnel and falls
>another guy inevitably tries to save the first guy and also falls
>third guy tries to get me to help him go back for them
>fight my way down the stairs, he follows
>get into the saferoom, he unloads his shotgun on me and starts a votekick

>playing L4D2
>On the swamp/bayou level
>have a avatar of a laughing churuya pic as my steam avatar
>somehow in this furfags deranged brain he thinks its a furry avatar, and he instantly locks onto me making emotes and shit
>asks "user are you a anthro?" (To those that dont know thats a furry term)
>say "No I'm not a fucking furfaggot"
>Furfag throws autistic fit and starts shooting me
>you_done_it_nao_arry_porrer.jpg
>Rev up chainsaw and down them, and throw boomer bile on them
>they're still shooting as we run away as the horde converges on them
>autistic screeching on the mic about reports and oppression.
>everyone literally laughing at them
>mfw furfaggot tears

feelsgoodman

its his fault. it was literally playing the game on handicap mode with him

I just play with 3 other friends. How hard is it to just do that?

>(To those that dont know thats a furry term)

>defib
>brought back to life again
>he dies again in under 30 seconds

>always bring 1 other friend
>play like a complete ass, never save 2 randos
>sacrifice them all the time
>never get kicked
HAHAHA

>join a dark carnival run
>this dude is in the middle of talking about how he wishes he had a baby cub he could "play with"
>look at his profile picture
>it's an anthro blue fox toddler in nothing but a diaper
>thousands of hours logged
>i joined the game with an autoshotty

Must have been quite the shock

>team mate is being a total bro and staying with me while I fall behind
>we have good chemistry on the chat
>think about adding him
>see a fucking furry picture

I left that game and stopped playing for a week just so he could forget about me.

>enter hard rain
>some hysterical mexcian girl and her beta orbiter faggot are screaming at this guy because he's got one of those names that parody blacklivesmatter
>they down him
>down and kill both of them with the spas and help the other guy up
>get to the saferoom
>we kill them again
>they wait the entirety of the level spouting shit at us while we ignore closets
>get to the next saferoom
>we down them again

Might have been me.

>implying drunk expert with bros isnt the tightest shit

>tfw get bullied on l4f2 for being a girl

Is there a better game to grief in than L4D2?
MAYBE Gmod if you can find the right game mode?

good
when a girl announces their gender it means they don't want to play a game
they're fishing for compliments

My steam pic is just a selfie.

maybe it shouldn't be one then

Clearly since you beta fucks can't handle a girl playing a video game

you're the one fishing for compliments
if you gain enmity from that it's your own fault

FEGELEIN!

>join versus for shits and giggles
>any server that i'm not immediately kicked from is filled with 10k hour legit king autisms

>playing csgo matchmaking
>14-15 their way
>me and team mate vs 1 Terrorist
>team mate kills him and gets on the defuse
>kill him
>stare at the bomb
>lose 16-14

i will never forget those squeals of anger

>quickjoin versus
>press 1-8 to to choose your class! press shift+ctrl to shoot rockets out of your asshole!
>"dude why are you even joining this server with less than a thousand hours"
>banned by admin

Never ever

lel nope. once I'm on the chopper I start shooting at the other survivors