Samus Thread

What do you think of Samus?

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she is hot
>mfw there was another thread few minutes ago

I like her wearing the Zero Suit and being extremely sexualized.

I think she could use some asshole re-modeling

I think she needs to check this 20 added from these three numbers.

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This art is hilarious. The belly button is above the bottom 2 parts of the 6 pack. If you don't believe me just look at your own 6 pack. You do have a 6 pack don't you?

>You do have a 6 pack don't you?
I drank it, and now my tummy hurts

Ooh.

who wants to become bimbo samus?

Oh you.

Samus is cool. No, I'm not the poser dude from the other thread.

why're girls so mean?

because they are better than us and we should become them.

I could never be a pretti as a girl there is no point of trying.

I wanna grope her firm tits and shove my dick violently up into her cunt, ramming furiously until my balls are empty.

Pretty much.

not with that attitude. I'm thinking about going to the dollar store after class and getting some halloween fem gear

I love her.
m.imgur.com/a/ncxEA
m.imgur.com/a/UcrjQ
(I wish there was a 3rd image of her laughing at the penis while flaccid and dripping though)

Just in case that guy who wanted Samus sitting on something in the last thread is here.

Samus olev user

>all you want Samus to love is your lubed up dick

I just want to love the dirt samus stands on

>Idolizing a fuck slut
wtf user, you won't get your dick wet with that attitude.

Some combination of bimbo, princess and actual Samus

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I want Fit Samus to rape Bimbo Samus

I think waifu threads should be reported and hidden.

i think underage anons should be banned

I think you should be brutally ass raped until you learn to shut your whore mouth.

>hover hand
That's a cute touch

That's some truly awful anatomy, like holy shit.

In his defence we have actual boards for this shit. But I imagine you guys are on mom and dads computer and you're too scared to go somewhere nsfw.

Porn boards exist. Go there to satisfy your fetishes.

rulefags should be gassed

>e-celeb threads
>shilling threads "what went wrong"
>xiv generals
>wow generals
>overwatch generals

>waifu threads are too much!

Nah. This place was never for anarchy. We used to have public bans.

Those are all shit too. We need the mods to just go ban crazy for a while.

Delete them all. The excuse of "there's shit so more shit is ok" is incredibly retarded.

>shitty generic design with countless characters that look exactly like her
>blank slate with no personality

Anyone who likes Samus deserves to be killed.

Post cute metroids please.

I prefer Samus with boobs at least three times the size of what she has in that image. Its not cute.

>phone posters
>dynamic ip
>bans are meaningless

No, waifu cancer belongs to the ecchi board or whatever.

Quit shitting up this board with your autism.

>>shitty generic design with countless characters that look exactly like her
>her design is her ZS instead of her armor
mm
>>blank slate with no personality
>I haven't played Metroid
good to know.

>another shitty waifu general

Fuck off back to /h/, or /e/, or whatever shithole you crawled out of.

Just keep banning. Eventually we'll run out of ips and the last 100 guys can enjoy the best Sup Forums has ever been.

Nevermind Samus. Post metroids.

>Quit shitting up this board with your autism.
This board has been bootleg Sup Forums for years you fucking newfag.

Samus is the perfect female specimen
>tall
>aryan
>good hips and bust

Also having your head in her lap while she strokes your hair is ultimate paradise

Anyone who claims Samus has a personality is an autistic waifufag reading too much in between the lines to justify their shit taste.

L-Block is more of a character than Samus.

>aryan
Isn't she like part bird?

Could you tell me some tpersonality traits of the L-Block?

There are hundreds of video game characters that look exactly like her. Enjoy eating shit.

She's spliced with bird dna, I thought aryans were about purity. Plus that word refers to indo-iranian people.

Post some then

The same as your shit waifu. Now fuck off back to /e/.

What are you talking about, are you okay?

Fun loving guy, always down to party, wicked sense of humor. voted most likely to die by drunk driving

Sarah Bryant.

And she's low tier compared to other fighting girls. Goes to show Samus is low tier as well. The only reason she "stands out" is because she's the only female character in her entire franchise. Add any other female and they would outshine Samus like nothing.

>reading too much in between the lines
>you're autistic if you put effort into reading and understanding everything about a game you like
never change Sup Forums

Samus is more trouble than she is worth, she attracts the likes of waifufags who sit around jerking it day and make incredibly cringey posts or psuedo sjws that act like she's the Virgin fucking Mary and believe any sexualizing of her is immensely offensive and won't shut up about it.
I WISH SR failed, so to have put a nail on this blight and to help illustrate a point that women protagonists, even if they are not sjws, are far FAR more trouble than they are worth.

Kayle from League of Legends is basically Samus with her generic blonde hiding in armor gimmick. And she's still heavily outshined by girls like Sona or Ahri.

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have you been to Sup Forums lately? Sup Forums is worse than Sup Forums most of the time

Call me crazy but is it me or does Samus in SR shake her hip just a little bit before entering a Save Station?

L-Block knows he's not the guy everyone wants, but he works his hardest and to the best of his ability. We could all learn from L-Block.

Fuck Γ-Block though, that guy is a cunt.

Seems to me the Tetris community just makes up whatever they want about the characters from their shitty game so they can jerk off to their 2D waifus.

>being a white is an actual Aryan
That's not what the term means.

t. square block

b-but muh pure Aryan genes

Funniest thing is genetically speaking, Indo-Europeans in Europe and Asia weren't originally white, they got those phenotypes from invading Caucasian Hunter-Gathers areas.

Anyway post more Samus.