ITT : games that don't have a SINGLE redeeming feature

ITT : games that don't have a SINGLE redeeming feature.

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I thought firewatch was pretty great in the beginning,desu
Of course it all had to turn to shit

It was an alright radio drama.

It's not a game then

fuck off pewdiepie

So?

visual novel

worst ending ever

ITT: Games OP had never heard of until a week ago.

i loved it, it really felt kind of like hiking, having to orient yourself with the map and a compass
except there was the fucking point that indicates where you are and i only saw you could disable it in the options after completing the game and having learnt all the map already

>shilling DMCA-abusing cunts
Go away newfag.

It has a great PS4 theme
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Audiobook with pretty visuals and hiking.

I fucking hate children so fucking much.

I don't know. Her voice was pretty redeeming

It's a loan!

came for this. thought it was going to be a walking simulator that at least was a good story. oh how wrong i was though.

I dont know, I liked the little easter eggs pointing out to the unsolved death of the police officer in the 70s

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You people would hate Dinner Date.

Worst game I've ever played. The only one I couldn't derive even a small amount of enjoyment from.

>dank memes
>dank soundtrack
>dank sequels and spinoffs

Everything about this game is great except the game itself.

I heard about that one. Apparently it's shit.

is she ok?

Google "Cannibal Holocaust".

pic related

jk

I have very bad memories of the first game.
Being completely lost, walking slowly as fuck, not knowing where to go, then finally finding some red vines that kills me immediately.
And also, dialogues were retarded.
>"witcher please, we're succubus but we can leave in peace"
>Y/N
>pick Yes because why the fuck not
>"okay, now let's suck your dick"
>knight barge
>"FOUL WITCHER, THOU ART BETRAYED US"
>kill them in self-defense
>"oh noes, I killed humans, I'm a monster!"
>twenty minutes earlier
>"FOUL WITCHER, SURRENDER YOUR WEAPONS AND GO TO JAIL"
>"lol okay, take my weapon, and please shove your penis in my flaccis, hairless bumhole too, please!"

Oh, and I forgot.
>game treats me as if I accepted just to get my dick in a succubus butt
>while I only wanted to not kill anyone if there was no need to

>defending an e-celeb
You are the cancer.

>defending illegal devs
Why don't you go shill on their steam forums while you're at it?

its a good walking simulator. its just not everyone one's genre

>DUDE THOSE TWO GIRLS ARE LOST AND COULD BE KILLED/SOLD FOR ORGANS/RAPED BY NED IN HIS RAPECAVE
>oh actually nothing happened they just got drunk and got jailed lmao

>DUDE SOMEONE LISTENS TO US THIS COULD BE A GOVERNMENT EXPERIMENT/ALIENS
>oh actually it's just Ned who does it for no real reason lmao

>TIME TO GO FISHING YOU'RE EVEN HOLDING A ROD
>you can't even fish and besides holding it, can't do anything with a rod

>DUDE YOU CAN PICK STUFF UP AND ROTATE IT IN YOUR HAND
>that's it, you'll never EEEEEEVER use it for anything useful

>DUDE THAT GIRL IS REALLY INTO YOU AND YOU WANT TO FUCK HER REALLY BADLY SHE EVEN PHONE SEXES YOU THAT ONE TIME
>actually no lmao she's just going back to Juanito

>YOU GET A HOLD OF THAT GODDAMN AXE HOW GREAT IS THAT HUH
>you basically use it like 5 times and it's only to get past something
>you don't even hold it like a normal person would when afraid of THE LUNATIC NED

>DUDE CHECK BEAR TRACKS
>you never get to check it, bear doesn't even exist

This "game" just did a FUCKTON of promises when you played it and delivered NOTHING besides a kick to your balls.

But don't you SEE user it's a MORAL about projecting EXPECTATIONS onto reality!

It was a high level satire of early access vidya.

It was a barely interactive, 3-4h long walking simulator.

xDDD if u arent okay with a bit of dmca abuse then u like poopiepie lel

>actually defending illegal abuse of DMCA

tell me the onley reason to be agenst the devs is cause you luv poopiepie

pls
i ned to hear dat

If you're not with PDP, then you're a terrorist who hates free speech.
You're a Marxist (insult I read on the Steam forums).

if you think of it like this, it was ok. the ending was underwhelming tho

>Bringing up old games because you're a butthurt nazi

>everyone who disagree with me is a butthurt nazi
Pretty ironic, coming from a guy who defends an illegal use of DMCA.

kek pepe for the win

>It's illegal because I don't like it

She's either fine or dead depending on whom you believe.

It's legit illegal.
I read it on the Steam forums, it's totally illegal, dude!

Its a game about nothing

senpai

I still don't get why anyone liked this game. It was somewhat intriguing in the beginning, but the reveal at the end, even if it fit the theme of the story, was utter shit. Wouldn't pay 5 dollars for a walking simulator with no worthwhile story to back it up, let alone 20.

> It's a post about nothing

Hi Pew.

I liked the art style. Extremely comfy.

But yes, it was garbage, even among walking simulators.

(You)

i got pretty papes from this game

Wrong, you could take pictures of the pretty landscapes with a camera and got to have a little pet tortoise

t. someone who loathed it

It was great right up until the end which was a horrible anticlimax that almost ruins everything you did up to that point.

Defend this.

It keeps underages off Dota 2.

Defend this.

Protip : you can't.