What do you gaymers eat for breakfast?

what do you gaymers eat for breakfast?

Why the fuck does he have 7 eggs? I get full from a fucking 2 egg omelette.

I spent my whole life thinking I was allergic to eggs because I had egg custard one time and they made me throw up. Turns out I'm just allergic to egg custard.
I wanna start cooking eggs, what are some good ways to prepare them? I've already made omlettes.

On workdays, a cucumber sandwich and a cup of coffee.

On weekends, cold and stale pizza and beer.

To become roughly the size of a barge

boil them and squeeze them into your anal cavity

>I get full from a fucking 2 egg omelette.
Not everyone is a stomachlet.

I eat lunch for breakfast. My current breakfast right now is fried white chicken meat, french fries, a tomato and onion salad and a paprika filled with onions and cheese.

Whatever their mother makes for them

You have to eat all the eggs.

Semen

manlet detected if you can't eat at least 5 eggs for breakfast youre not gonna make it

>I get full from a fucking 2 egg omelette.
thats like 100 calories

>Sunny side up
This is the only valid way to have your eggs other than maybe hard boiled. Prove me wrong.

Try my homemade recipe

3 eggs
3 tbsp milk
dash salt dash pepper
mix everything in pan on medium heat, stir constantly, switch to low heat when solid chunks form and remove when no more liquid
I call it "egg scramblies"
you can add cheese or salsa if you want.

lil sissyboi

If you only threw up, then it probably wasn't allergies, but food poisoning.

>amerifats in charge of eating healthy, balanced diets

I'll bet ol Joe's asshole felt like a volcano and smelled like a dead hooker's crack after that one.

champurrado season bois

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im european you fucking skinny numale faggot

He grows fried eggs in his yard? wtf

>Sunny side up
>Undercooked on top, burnt on the bottom

Over-easy is superior. You get a tender, fully cooked white and a delicious runny yolk.

Ah I can't believe I haven't tried this yet. I never would've thought about adding milk, thanks user.
Really? I remember it being such an immediate reaction that being allergic was all I could think of. Either way, I avoided eggs for at least 14 years due to it.