Azeroth got FELED

Where were you when Sargeras PLUNGED his HOT-FLAMING FEL DICK inside Azeroth's tight SLITHUS?

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I was playing something else.

Azeroth porn when?

what the heck

god world of warcraft is so fucking bad these days, what a joke

I don't give a shit, delete this thread in an instant

Azeroth will now bleed monthly

>Listen to Illidanmessage to his brother
>Malfurion still acting like a cuck

t. Magni Bronzebeard

Before Illidan and the titans imprison Sargeras, he manages to hit Azeroth with his sword. That act will probably be what finally releases the old gods from their prisons, leading to next expansion.

What the fuck is even going on with Warcraft
I don't know shit about WoW lore, why is this borderline scifi game now

Fucking Xera was right.

>Silithus is such a shitty location they literally turned it into a giant shit.

It's a slit on Silithus. Like pottery

this looks infected

Silithus is like old azshara, a memezone with nothing to do.

OH YES

Because your character is a literal god by now, you no longer run around killing boars. I miss that, being the CHOSEN ONE gets stale pretty quick and is not as funny, more fun to be an adventurer helping out villages and shit and being dressed in cloth and leather or mismatched armor.

>haha we finally destroyed this uninhabited desert wasteland

Thanks, Legion.

CHADgeras' fel semen can purge any kind of infection.

>now

Playable draenei are aliens that crash landed on azeroth back in the first expansion

I want to hold hands with Azeroth!

thank god the destruction was limited to the arbitrary boundaries of the zone! someone could've died!

Same with the orcs.

something something chains of old god something something jaina dreadlord

>holding hands with a slut that got destroyed 3 times already

Ewww

Is more about the consequences, it could create another moonwell.

Well Orcs are not exactly native people either, neither were demons for that matter, all that high fantasy jazz. But all the recent screenshots I see are some random giant planet backdrops, some void shit, fucking spaceships (?)
I mean, what. For someone who only played the mainline strategy games this seems confusing as fuck

Ilidan needed to get LIGHTED

>fucking spaceships

To be fair, the Exodar and those things in Netherstorm are all spaceships as well.

So Garrosh was right?

This have nothing to do with Garrosh but yes he was right.

I liked the Silithus. Granted there wasn't that much to do there but I liked the atmosphere.

>Iron Horde that subjugated entire Azeroth vs. the Legion
>Conquered people know Gul'dan's an asshole and get him and his posse wiped out

I wonder how Garrosh Horde vs Burning Legion would have gone

>tfw you will never get to play the fully completed version of this mod

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

Why didn't they get ballsy with WoD and let Garrosh/Grom win and beat the shit out of, then conquer Vol'jin's Horde and then have the Legion attack?

>What happened to you Alleria you got void paint all over you
>THIS IS MY NEW WEAPON IT MAKES ME STRONGER
Don't be too upset when you're a raidboss in a year, knife-ear

>rp an old-school "Blood and Thunder" orc since Vanilla
>get excited that Garrosh is warchief and we'll finally get to gut some pink skins
>lol corruption also you have to kill him because he's a huge racist to the trolls
>hope you like killing all of your orc heroes in the next expansion too :^)
>Who's next up for Warchief? I bet you thought it'd be Saurfang lol
People say that Blizzard plays favorites with orcs but they've gotten the dick harder than any other race

someone tl;dr what happened, i don't know shit about what was happening in wod or legion

Gnomes and goblins may as well not exist, at least orcs are relevant

>Remove Baine from HM because alliance tears in the beta forums
>not a single horde bitch thread about Valshara and Azsuna

The almonds are pretty active.

So what's AQ doing about all this? Those creepy bug fuckers can't be too happy about it.

They are kinda extinct in canon

I'm sure the qiraji will have shit to do in the next expansion if not before, they're the Old Gods pets after all.

sheeeit

They better not be about to ruin best zone forever. I thought we were done with that shit after cataclysm butchered the world.

It's really sad how WoW is trying so hard to emulate FFXIV these days by inserting more and more scifi.

You do realize setups for all this shit were there since TBC right? Plus XIV's scifi is so fucking insubstantial.

So is Azeroth now CWC-Chan with an unclit?

DELT

How he didn't manage to destroy us all?

There is going to be a cinematic about it but the titans are going to seal him and Illidan in the high seat so I guess he was only able to do a quick stab before that.

>mfw i can see it
FFFFFFFFFFFF

Most powerful big bad of all time in Warcraft is going to get cockblocked before he does more damage than a fucking retarded black dragon with armory bits.

Is anything more of a joke than Warcraft these days?

>Most powerful big bad of all time in Warcraft is going to get cockblocked before he does more damage than a fucking retarded black dragon with armory bits.
Yes because he literally won and he didn't saw the end game of the other titans so he was cucked and sealed, Deathwing on the other hand was hiding INSIDE the planet and noone could stop him from exploding the world from inside. You can't really compare then.

WoW went sci-fi with TBC. It kind of toned down the sci-fi with WoTLK, Cata and Pandaria, but went pretty sci-fi again with WoD and Legion and

I can't look, nor can I look away.

>They could have used phasing to keep both versions like they have in Blasted Lands

But they didn't

Old Azshara had plenty to do. Best place to chest farm for one.

draenei were okay because the memes gave them transdimensional power
essentially a dark portal meteor

>void shit
>ever going well for anyone that isnt a player character

I hope sylvanas slaps her shit

Arthas did more damage. Scourged entire zones and cities. You gonna tell me he's on par with Sargeras now?

More like
>SISTER, CAN THE VOID MAKE ME IMMORTAL? LET'S FUCK

Why the fuck cant blizzard keep anything a secret

When will we finally have a Sargeras bossfight?

No they didn't had a mean to stop Arthas also his legion did more damage to the world during their invasions than Arthas.

when the fuck is this coming out reeeeee
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Void sounds alot like her experience in death desu. I dont think she would wanna get anywhere near that shit. Its also super dangerous, sylvanas is actually pretty smart.

It's funnier that Veressa told Alleria that Sylvannas was the leader of the horde before telling her Sylvannas is now an undead abomination that needs to be put down.

Wtf is this lore now.

Different realms/worlds were known in WC1/2 with the Orcs, but that was using a portal and expending a great deal of effort.

Now its borderline sci-fi with cosmic-scale shit happening (planet-devouring Void shit).

Feels like they raised the stakes too high, its hard to care anymore.

>See argus
>literal lightforged mechsuits
>Holo holy-shields
>Spaceships.

RIP Sandlol, we hardly knew ye.

Or that the blood elves and forsaken are only in the horde because the alliance turning their back on them.

And sylvanas only got BANSHEED defending her people while vareesa was sucking kirin tor cock.

Alleria should join the Horde. Quel'thalas is part of the Horde, and it's her homeland.

Plus literally every other Horde hero from Warcraft 2 has been killed off by players no less, fucking blizz so they could at least give us ONE of our heroes, since the Alliance has ALL of theirs.

Alleria got massive death flags all over her head.

>Sargeras opens a hole to Azeroths heart
>N'zoth can flee his prison now
>C'thun is still kind of alive
>Queen Azshara is still out there doing old god shit
>Magni goes batshit insane
im kind of interested in this, at least we dont have to deal with them spaceship boys now

fpbp

Why did they ruin old gods, by making them servants of the void? and literally making them filler raid bosses

Could be the first good expansion since Pandas.

All Old Gods are still kind of alive, except for Y'shaarj. Next expansion we'll probably fight all of them again.

>Could be the first good expansion since Pandas.
>Could be the first good expansion since
>Could be

It's quite scary how WoW pulls people back no matter how many times I see this stated. Its timeless.

It truly is. Though I haven't played at all during Legion and don't plan to.

It just looks too retarded.

you think the mighty soldier who defeated kelthuzad, illidan, arthas and deathwing is supposed to go back to killing boars?

And you do go around killing "boars"< they are just glorified boars with spikes and flashy eyes.

I do hope we get thrown on some shit planet and have to start over with rebuilding our "rep".

>at least we dont have to deal with them spaceship boys now
Fucking tired of seeing all the green and goo everywhere.
Would've much more preferred Og WoD over Legion, but fucking testers had to ruin it with their whining.

Why the fuck did they color-code all the bad guys? The Burning Legion used to have lots of reds, greens shadowy colors. Fel Orcs were RED with RED eyes, and in WoD they're purple-green. Now everything is all FEL GREEN.

WoW writers are creatively bankrupt so they just try to integrate whatever's popular in the competition into WoW.
>that time they were so threatened by pokemon that they put literal monster raising and battling into the game

>except for Y'shaarj

Well all the Sha are still around, wouldn't surprise me if Blizz finds a way to rezz him with the Sha for the ultimate 4 way old god fuckery

Anyone know how to convert stamina to HP?

...

They'll take on human forms. Yogg will be a curvy sultry woman

Not in the current day. It was 1 stam to 10 hp back when I played.

so can we go through this Il'gynoth shit once more
>Flesh is his gift. He is your true creator.
?
>To find him, drown yourself in the circle of stars.
N'zoth
>The king of diamonds has been made a pawn.
Magni obviously
>The lord of ravens will turn the key.
Khadgar, but whats the key?
>The boy-king serves at the master's table. Three lies will he offer you.
kind of Anduin, but what would he do?
>Her heart is a crater, and we have filled it.
pretty sure now its Azeroth, that would explain her corruption
Jaina/Sylvanas doesnt make sense anymore
>Five keys to open our way. Five torches to light our path.
Pillars
>At the hour of her third death, she will usher in our coming.
Sylvanas? Her third death was that filler shit with Godfrey, dont know how this is relevant
>From the earth, he draws strength. Our earth. Our strength.
N'zoth or any other Old God
>Its surface blazes bright, masking shadows below.
??

>unclit
A what? I don't keep up with celeb trash. CWC doesn't have a dick now?

>To find him, drown yourself in the circle of stars.
>People datamined Kul tiras
>the kul tiras banner is an anchor with a circle of stars

MUH ALMONDS

im trying to figure out vanilla stats, no one seems to know the formula

>like they have in Blasted Lands
What happened in the blasted lands that it needs phasing?

Her third death refers to Azeroth.

>original sundering
>cataclysm
>getting SARGED

>At the hour of her third death, she will usher in our coming.

This is Azeroth again, Sargeras' sword will cause the old gods to be set free.

>>The lord of ravens will turn the key.
>Khadgar, but whats the key?

Depending on how 'indirect' we assume this message is meant to be, it could mean when he opened the portal between Argus and Azeroth after the defeat of Kil'Jaeden, leading to Sargeras coming here and his current Silithus-stabin actions, which might set things with the old gods in motion.

The Sha are all canonically dead now.