Mario can turn into a giant twitching piece of meat

>mario can turn into a giant twitching piece of meat
welp time to start saving up

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I don't know what mind-warping parasite burrowed into Nintendo's ass lately, but I can get down with this.

delitized

Breath of the Wild was Nintendo's way of getting the world's attention (again). Odyssey will be the GOTY.

BOTW WILL NOT BE DETHRONED
YOU HEAR ME
BOTW SHALL NOT BE DETHRONED!!

> mario game
> goty
lol

That feeling when you just ate the best fucking meal of your life, and the chef tells you that it was just the appetizer.

got me thinking

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Game_of_the_Year_awards

>We want the american audience

This is someone's fetish

I like Nintendo when they pull off this shit.

OK is there any super power Mario doesn't fucking have that this point. Its getting ridiculous anons.

Nintendo could literally shit directly into my mouth and I would still eat it and I'd even ask for seconds!

I wanna know how this giant piece of meat even exists. Was some gigantic creature butchered, or do they use magic to spawn flesh? It's quite disturbing.

that's pretty interesting.

I want to rub that cat's belly so bad.

>food analogy
lol nintenfat

that's nice to hear, user

He's SUPER fucking Mario you piece of shit.
He's the Superman of Nintendo's trifecta.

Who could beat Composite Mario in a fight? (every power up at the same time, even the contradictory ones like giant and mini mushrooms)

Why would you admit to that user
Don't tell me you like the taste of shit

Cool.

Go back giving 10/10 to Persona 5 and Horizon

a falseflag generally infer some effort to be believable.

This but unironically.

Pretty gross.

DC5EX-QHV6L-QRBGB

SPIN JUMP IS BACK FELLAS
SPIN JUMP IS BACK
youtube.com/watch?v=BhHbGIJswj0

That would mean he has the babby mode tanuki suit from 3D World

so when will they show anything remotely fun or gameplay related in this game or is it just one giant find the moon game?

>DC5EX-QHV6L-QRBGB
WHY DID YOU GIVE ME OUTLAST?

can you imagine having some goomba come up not knowing you're mario haha. he'd just see the meat and think it looks good and start chowing down on you. man that would feel weird hahaha

mario is scary?

I'm glad that we got almost all our movement options back from 64, Sunshine, and Galaxy and then some with the addition of hat tricks.

Dare we enter Nintendo's magical realm?

I wish I enjoyed BOTW more. I actually like Zelda more than Mario but Odyssey looks like it's going to be leaps and bounds more engaging.

>Won't be able to afford a Switch by the time Odyssey comes out
>Single most hyped game for me in the last 5 years

>Go to Luncheon Kingdom
>Capture a pickle
>IT'S-A ME, PICKLE MARIO! YAHOO!

>SM64 is a one giant find the star games

Mario games are not for you.

I only play the good ones, anyway. Every game after 3 was made for casuals.

>A Mario game has a button dedicated to streaming
How the mighty have fallen

The switch cant even connect to the internet correctly. You think it'd have the power to stream?

Every Mario game was made for casuals, wut.

Who are these fucking geniuses that are making Nintendo's games now? Was Iwata really that bad?

Fuck you I laughed.

The casuals of the NES era are hardcore compared to the casuals post NES. Thats when Nintendo double down on accessibility and their games havent recovered since.

>my cat has recently allowed me to pet his tummy
Its such a nice feeling, man. I just wish 99% of cats didnt automatically try to bite you if you accidentally go too far down when petting them.

I've robbed 3 people for their pocket money and have acrued 280 dollars just today. If you have some guts, this is the way to go.

>foreverially delitized and loving it

>Nintendo's best games are after the NES

I'm speaking mostly for Mario games. They've gone to shit since. You wont have a solid platformer that tests your skills again like the old games.

A game does not need to be challenging if it's interesting.

foreverial

A challenging game is interesting. If I want a toy to play, I'd go to Toys R Us, except Im not a kid anymore, and Id rather play with a super soaker so I can get some hot girls wet in their bikinis

>A challenging game is interesting
Not necessarily, no.

A game exists to challenge skills. Thats the very definition of game. Past that, it becomes a toy.

What would Mario even become Anons. He would be like the fucking Universe itself at that point. How the fuck do you fight someone like that?
I am starting to understand why Bowser is so fucked up in the head.

>that music

the fucking STATE of nintenbros

No, that's just what you tell yourself to pretend you aren't a kid bragging about his toy being cooler than the other toys.

>LOOK AT-A ME, LUIGI. I TURNED-A MYSELF INTO A PICKLE! BING! THANK CAPPY FOR-A THAT! I'T'S-A ME, PICKLE MARIO! WAHOO!

Then there's no reason to play games like chess, checkers, Go, Go Fish, mahjohng, etc, bc to you they are toys meant only to throw around and ignore the rules of.

They finally started letting the young guns make games after Splatoon's success

...

Rayman is not on the level of Mario Bros 3.

Same here.
btw. How big is Reggie's dick?

More like old man Miyamoto was finally put on a far away chair for Koizumi and company to have some fun.

>nintendo literally pandering to the twitch audience

Keep drawing lines, man. First you alter your definition of "casual," then you claim its about skill, but now you're claiming an opinionated standard. Just say you think MB3 is your favorite and ruins other games for you, not that it has devalued an entire genre with its perfection.

>press B to start streaming on twitch
I was gonna buy this game but wow it looks like they're really selling out now

>Not even the best 2D Mario
Nostalgiafags have gotten even more insufferable now that gaming is properly good this year

It's not an opinion that Mario games sense have dropped the concept of learning skills and redoing entire worlds after losing lives that test to see if you're capable of going through them with as little failures as possible before having to restart the world again.

Continues and Lives are tedium and not a test of skill

>now that gaming is properly good this year
Waiting to see that properly good gaming

Link's Awakening is better than BotW. Open world games are always shit

Can mario turn into a bear wearing a backpack with a red bird inside?

Except Nintendo deliberately kept them in their early console games because they were a great way of incentizing people to get better, a game design philosophy that use to be the norm before they ate the accessibility pill.

They kept them in early console games to artificially increase length. Every game used to do it that way back then because carts had no storage space.

I post the list. Then you either write them all off in one greentexted sentence or individually with incredibly shaky reasoning for writing off each and then the thread devolves from there. Eventually we start arguing about something completely else.

There. I just saved us both about 20-40 minutes.

This is an odd fetish.

>not prostituting yourself

git gud user

It was to pad out the games length not for any game design motivated reasons.

You can make a much more unforgiving and hard platforming segments when you know the player is knocked back to just before that segment starts as many times as they need than if you knew the player got 3ish shots or so and if they failed they got kicked back to the beginning of the level/zone/entire game.

The whole "would you like to skip" thing is retarded. But lives and continues do not make a hard game. Rayman has plenty of challenge and reward without them.

No they didn't. The creation of the arcades does not make a mechanic obselete in any other manner. Even Nintendo said that they watered down the concept of failures so they could make the game easier, as you can tell by Super Mario World and going forward.

>already admitting that the list is a failure

Then there's no good gaming. If there was, you'd be ready to defend it regardless of what I may or may not say.

>But lives and continues do not make a hard game.
They make it hard when the penalty for losing them is to restart the entire world.

Oh I KNOW your criticism would range from nitpicky to straight up untrue. Life's just too short to engage every Sup Forums poster who wants to prove exactly how stupid they are.

>that Danny Elfman x Grant Kirkhope orchestra theme for the Cap Kingdom
>that relaxing as fuck theme for the Beach Kingdom
This might be one of the best video game soundtracks of all time

>I'm too fickle and insecure to back up my claims so I'm going to instantly just give in

That's more of a pain in my ass than challenging game design.

pain in the ass = challenging

What else did you think it was? Just walking from start to end, getting a WAHOO, and going to the next level? You're the reason games are not games anymore and are simply virtual toys.

It's a meat Mario!

It's their way of saying "no means no".

>have big, fat cat
>go to pet head
>cat immediately flops to the ground
>slowly rolls over
>demands you rub his big buddha belly
I'm always confused when people say cats don't like it since mine demands belly rubs exclusively.

h a
h a

Next your going to say no lives, one hit only, and no continues are amazing, even for a game that lasts four levels.

Hear me out, lads. I think i'm going to cum on this cartridge.

Captcha: Lavadiik

That's what i'm talking about, Captcha

There's shmups that do that, but when you go that extreme, it stops becoming fun.

This is basically what hes started to do, which looks like it means he trusts me now. Its surprising how soft they are under there.

my cat does this and yet still tends to bite me, why?

Yeah, it's nice. The problem stems from moments like
>sitting in chair
>cat comes up to the armrest
>back is just high enough for my fingers to reach and pet him
>at first contact, he flops and rolls over
>gets perturbed when I can't reach him now and aren't petting him
>rrrrrlll? rrlll rrrrrlll! rrrl!
Look, asshole, I'm willing to pet you, but one of us is going to have to move and it isn't me.