Not playing as mage class

>not playing as mage class
>most powerful
>most intelligent
>objectively overpowered in every game

How can meleefags and archerfags compete?

>phoneposter
>frogposter
You're not smart enough to be a mage, imposter.

>tfw you have to find spells in dark souls 3

>Old RS PvP
>go pure mage
>do good until level 40
>rangers literally laugh at you, any decent hybrid or melee fag would easily poop on your chest

Not always the case.

>what are ancient spells

Well you see I'm the tank, so I'm the main character. I'm the first guy into the fight, I'm the guy face to face, locking blades with the boss

Sure being a wizard or a ranger or a rogue is cool but at the end of the day you are just some guy standing around twiddling his fingers while I- the main character, am getting shit done

You forgot
>turn every combat encounter into tedious math of MP management and spamming the most overpowered spells, instead of just ripping and tearing with your weapon

I used to be a magefag as a teenager but now I see the error of my ways

Well when you put it like that I assume you're also a major faggot

I agree. Mages are the only true gamers. Everyone else is normie fucking scum.

>Tank
>Always has biggest, strongest looking weapon
>always does pitiful damage
why?

Balance

Weak argument, you aren't a tank you're a damage sponge so everyone else can do real damage

If one character has the most survive and the most damage, why play anything else?

Proving my point on why you should always play mage.
>highest dps
>probably more likely to survive

Wizards have the coolest aesthetic but magic in almost every game is boring as fuck. I can name the amount of games where magic is actually fun on one hand.

>highest dps
>get blown by a gust of wind and die

Have you ever got into a fight with a tornado?

Yes mage is usually easy mode.
Man up and play something with a challenge.

Bet you play as an elf as well for max faggotry.

>high dps
>dickass thief pokes your ankle, killing you instantly
Once again thief is the superior class

>and they don't even work

elf archer is max fag

Name 'em. I need fu nmagic games.

>Place ward at feet
>Instant he gets close, dickass thief explodes

>healer/tank/dps trinity
Go back to your mmos

>tank
>main character
o i am laffin

I am a real magician
And reiki and energy healer
AMA

how do I into succubus gf

>dragon's dogma
>ranger classes murder everything with pinpoint accuracy
>mages suffer from not being able to hit weakpoints properly and have to break their knuckles on golems for 6 hours

I am not one for this kind of art.

I think how it would work is you imagine your succubus in your head

Then you write
A sigil for that
Make a name for her

Then you take a well known spell and put your sigil in place of any other.

Why use pinpoint accuracy to target a weakpoint when I just cast grand gicel and impale 50 niggers on a giant icicle?

I'm sorry, what were you saying?

You have to be either gay or girl to play mage or support, for a real man it just gets super boring after few hours of gameplay. I think you are just too scared for a real fight. But thats okay, at least you have high dps right? And being a gay isnt all that bad, you can cast all those fancy spells all you want.

>Animu =/= Vidya
He practically is magic

>tank
>getting anything done
Ha HAHAHAHAHAHA

I like being ranged

Being close is boring to me

Magicka is what every mage should be, literally gunning down monsters and casting OP spells and shit

probably because you suffered from any real human contact in your formative years.

>being dumb enough to take the hits as i, being much more intellifent as you, take advantage of your stupidity and live to tell the tale of my bravery while you are forgotten in time

That and path of exile and d2 are the only games I don't like to play as a mage

So your ok with getting raped by gay people and their superior spells and dps?

>literally casting ARSE all the time
Damn I should play again

It's more fun

Well atleast you aren't a monkfag so your ok in my book

Mages are the fedora combat class.

>mfw casting spell that chooses a target randomly and instantly kills it, including you and any allies

>melee: *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click*
>*chugs magical potion made by mage*
>*swings magical sword made by mage*
>relies on healing magic to not die like a bitch
>is just a glorified meatshield so mage can CC and DPS at the same time
>is played by low INT players

>mage: micromanaging scrolls, potions, wands, magical rings and amulets along with other shit
>discovering which spells will work in what situations and having to exercise good judgement and foresight when preparing/memorizing spells (or picking which spells to place in hotbar)
>doesn't even need holy magic to prolong survival, enemies won't get through defenses anyway
>is played by high INT players

made me chuckle good one

I played mages before fedora even existed

Mage gear looks like trash 99% of the time


Autists with no style

>a thread dedicated to arguing over what the second best class is behind necromancer
why do you people even bother?

He got strong by grinding every day. Hard work ain't magic.

>mfw summing death in a huge crowd of enemies and he targets me out of all of them
I guess I deserve it somehow

i want to play other things but why would you ever choose a class that cant wear plate helms?
they are too fucking perfect

Wat game

Dominions 4

Dominions 4

name literally one game that isn't baldurs gate.

>"Mage"
> Literally just an archer with shit stats gameplay wise, whose arrows are recoloured as red, blue or purple light beams.
> Objectively op in every game

Yeah, i don't think so. Maybe when a game actually does magic right. Untill then, enjoy being just a shitty archer for the memes.

He's a clueless retard who somehow stumbled across otherwordly/magical power but thinks his 100 push-ups a day did it

I loved my last BG2 playthrough as a monk. So much natural magic resistance I just ran at nerdy fucking mages and punched them so hard they exploded.

...

Try that with tactics mod faggot
your virgin vow won't be worth shit then when you get fisted by Bibgy's crushing hand

Sounds like a mage player to mod shit or whine until they're overpowred.

>have to mod the game engine to make enemies tougher and smarter so it isn't a cakewalk playing as a mage
sounds about right

>what is rushing
Ranged can kill a 99 hp player with a single special attack.

Both that and SCS are both pretty bad. Mages are already the centerpiece, why make everything everyone else but Berserkers and Inquisitors totally irrelevant?