Girl joins the clan

>girl joins the clan

It's called guild. Guild joins the clan.

I just felt like posting something dumb.

story time

>girl joins our discord
>i happen to be awake in the lobby so i talk to her
>we enter a voice room
>"hi user pls tell everyone i am ur girlfriend so no one hits on me"
>hmm ok
>pretend to be her bf for weeks
>everyone online tells me a long distance relationship is bad, she is probably fat, etc
>can't tell anyone about the ruse, maybe she will grow to like me and become my real gf
>ended up having a penis
>not even a trap, just a homo with a pretty good gay cartoon voice
>mfw when i still jerked off to our recorded voice sessions after i found out

>being in a clan/guild
Autistic

>posting in mongoloid comics imageboard
sign of high intelligence

black dsp

DarkerSydeLando

>Guy joins guild pretending to be a girl
>flirts with everyone and brings about the demise of the guild with ERP shit

p. hot desu

gay

>girl joins guild
>whiteknights in guild start outing themselves
>drama and betaknight faggotry starts becoming the main theme of our guild it seems
>guild turns into a clown fiesta
Every fucking time

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Noice

>girl joins the steam group
>tries to fuck pretty much everyone there
>purposefully telling lies to get people mad at each other and cause fake drama
>drama causes group leader to close the group
>grill is a fake ironic weeb and uses her beta orbiters for free games

I kinda miss that steam group.

A shame you're not OP, then you could be twice the faggot

DarksydePhil

>clan disbands next day due to infighting

This is why there should be penis inspection in online games.

I know

>girl joins group
>nobody really cares beyond basic howdoyado because everyone's a literal faggot
>leaves after a while because everyone was too busy sucking eachothers' dicks to give her attention

i laughed but if you wree in bridge axcide t i would out a bullet in your fucjing skull

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you havin a fuckin stroke ya fuckin mong?

go to bed alex