So Sup Forums, why is she so flat?

So Sup Forums, why is she so flat?
Disgaea thread

>still playing disGAYa after the fifth one

What's your problem, homes?

You seem dull.

try grinding!

Grinded my dick off in D3 and D5 with its terrible story and characters killed any interest I had in the series.

flat is so

This is why.

I'm tempted to get Switch for Disgaea 5.
I enjoyed Disgaea 3 on Vita. 4 was a bit... eh with the post game grinding but I had the 5th one optimizes things a bit

i skipped 3 and 4, 5 has the best gameplay so far.

Looks good to me

Because you touch yourself at night

>DFC for the archery

disgaea has gay stuff in it?

4 is the best in the series.
>skipped two games
>x is the best in the series
???

These have always seemed like edits to me.

What else by NIS is worth looking at in the same vein? Soul Nomad was great and I just recently finished Unlosing Ranger, which was enjoyable as fuck.

Prinny, Phantom Brave, and Makai Kingdom.

neat, thanks. The Prinny ones are sidescrollers, right?

Yep. They are tough but fun.

A price for everything.

I played the demo of 5 and it seemed fun enough. Had to turn the VA off shit was annoying. Does that pink haired bitch become a better character?

Time to be the hero then.

I kinda feel that they should have added busty female gunners so the archers would have competition, in more ways than one

What's wrong with the fifth one?

>Does that pink haired bitch become a better character?
not really
you can turn on the Jap VAs

Good luck, dood.
They did in 3.

>PSP Makai Kingdom will never be officially translated
I want to play it so badly

Oh. That completely went under my radar.
Plus I never played 3

>Not really
>Jap Vas
Thanks user, you just saved me $60.

Any news on a 6th yet?

What is going on in this picture?

>liked 3's characters more than 5

You used a perfect image for yourself

A prinny is delivering Mage her dessert while she pokes him with her half eaten cotton candy stick.

considering that there was already an english script to just transfer over it's really not that bad except for maybe petta mode

4 = 3 > 1 > 2
Extreme Outlaw King was the best theme, and Raspberyl the best companion. 3 actually had all the best girls in the series.
Still have to finish 4 postgame though, then I need to decide whether to play first D2 or 5. Any chance of seeing a D2 Returnon Vita/Switch/anywhere else than PS3 soon?

Why is everyone blushing tho? will it end in prinny sex?

>Any chance of seeing a D2 Returnon Vita/Switch/anywhere else than PS3 soon?
It seems unlikely. If they had plans to port it then it should have been done by now.

What's the context of the one with the magic knight beating a prinny down with a folded chair?

Yeah sorry for not liking a generic edgy main character and his admirer (who gets no character development at all) who can charm all men but him because "t-true love blocks my main power!"

And who can forget the big red clifford-ass muscle-man and the loli-bunny with "deep intellectual thoughts", and everyones favorite, random angel who only exists as a call-back to one of the good games in the series.

Fuck yourself if you like the main cast of 5 over any of the previous games.

>2
>The worst
Surely you jestin

Maybe 5C replaced D2 Return in development time and we can expect the latter in 2018?

>following up a wojack image with a pepe image
You really are that retarded, damn!

Prinny chair looks like its seen some shit, serving prinny looks nervous while Mage is teasing him with her candy.
It is a gladiator match to the death where the only weapons allowed were folding chairs. Magic Knight was just stronger and quicker to grab the chair.

The only good thing that came out from 2 was Axel

Who the hell is the referee tho? a member of anonymous? the deepest lore.

Its possible but I heard DD2 wasn't particularly popular either, so its possible they might just skip it all together.

I don't have any other reaction pictures to use, is Garfield okay?

Also, I love how all D5 fans chimp out whenever someone says the characters and story were shit, usually accusing them of having "shit-taste" or throwing out a bunch of other insults because they can't point out any reasons WHY they're good compared to the characters in the other games.

Magic Knight is the most underrated girl.

I would guard her rear if you know what I mean

He was the previous referee before Axel took over. Who he is or what is name is are completely unknown. The even bigger question is why folding chairs?

She's my favorite.

Any easy to grab Trap in 4? 3 threw a lot of them during Raspberyl Episode, please tell me the same happens somewhere in 4

Wasn't there also something about archers being born from trees? I remember reading something like that somewhere... the first game maybe?

If that's the case, their breasts are also small because they don't have to breastfeed.

When will we ever hear about another game or port?

Lady Fighter is the best, and most underrated.

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It was the first game they mentioned that. They are born from the roots of the tree in the center of their village.

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I like 2's design more. The greaves sold me

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Maybe in another year or so once they are finished with the stuff they are working on now.

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Is the Disgaea games connected story wise and best to start with 1 or is there one thats considered the best to start with?

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Become the Unlosing Ranger.

As far as I can tell only some characters make cameos here and there but they are not connected at all.

1,2, and DD2 are connected but after that, they are all pretty stand alone. Still its best to start with 1 anyway as its the hardest to go back too after playing the others.

but how do they avoid getting a cameltoe?

What makes you say that they avoid it?

Alright, are the steam versions of 1 and 2 fine?

I heard 1 was rough in the beginning but its been fixed I think. 2's port I hear is fine and it comes with the DLC the PSP version never got in the west.

imagine hugging the archer... all that flat touching you...

never seen one sporting it

Alright, thank user. Bought 1 and here's hoping i'll like it

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Yeah, first game's character data mentions archers being born from a tree.

Flatrape

I'd rather imagine hugging the Magic Knight instead.

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>literally everyone shits on you the entire game, from your whole family to people you've only just met
>become the greatest hero ever with the whole world cheering you on
>probably fucks a psychic baby offscreen after everything is done
So good.
ZETTAI SHOURI MAKEREN NO JA

I'm pretty sure that the mage can kill 5 of them at the same time flat out.

Same

where the hell are you getting the high rez versions of these images? for the life of me I can barely find them in the first place, I just know they're from the post batle screen

I find them to be alright, but goddamn was I sick of Mao by the end.

I've found the main cast from 4 2 and 1 to be the best, with 4 topping out at the beginning but varying more and 1 and 2 being consistently good

google images? I literally grabbed it from there.

I always found it funny when archers held swords and the like instead of bows.

Seeing warriors running around with staffs is amusing too.

Recently got D5. Now that basically every story character has an Overload whats the point of leveling non-story characters? Especially since the Switch version gives you everything.

I keep bringing it up whenever I see them, but beltbras need to be in more games and media in general.

This seems familiar...

Yes. That should be pretty obvious. Never mix alcohol with golfing, or at least the carting parts.

>whats the point of leveling non-story characters?
Fun

Because you like them? Just use who you like and have fun.

prinnys are for bullying

Because fuck the story characters, generics are the real essence of Disgaea.

To make someone as strong or stronger than an overlord in terms of power but not in status.