okay Sup Forums, here's a question
You're locked in solitary with no one to talk to, and you no internet for 3 years and can only play one game during that time. What game would you choose?
I personally would pick Fallout 4. Sure, the story is kinda shit, but you'd be tired of a great story if that was all you played for 3 years. I like the base building, and I think that could keep me occupied for a good while.
What kind of food will I get in this solitary?
Will there be female officers so I have wank material?
Do i get online access? If so i'd probably pick some fighting game. By the time i got out i'd be pretty good at it.
Can you mod the game beforehand?
What kind of toilet and shower options can we expect?
I'm sorry i can't read.
Maybe you should take a book instead of a game
Minecraft, I haven't played it in years but I'd imagine three years of building stuff would be feasible
OpenRCT.
Doesn't matter because literally no interaction for three fucking years would drive anyone mad.
New Vegas if I can use the GECK.
Terraria.
i think if you played something like the sims your madness would either be satisfied with creating friends or you'd be worse off for eventually treating them as real people
One of Dark Souls games but I can't decide which. Probably 3.
Singleplayer ARK offline, all DLC maps.
Something about ARK is comfy to me building little bases and taming dinos in all the neat spots. I could do it for 3 years.
>There are people here that think their metal will is strong enough that they wouldn't snap after the first year
Come on fags, regardless of the game, solitary would ruin us.
Does it still runs like shit?
you can play ark singleplayer offline?
Either Sim City 4 (with mods), Sims 3 (with mods) or EU4/CK2 (with mods)
yep
>Picking the one with the least replayability
Not too clever.
I'm an otaku NEET, being in solitary confinement is my specialty
Yeah, you'd need something that allows for near infinite progression or has high degrees of randomisation.
City builders, huge space sims, RTS, Minecraft, etc.
I'm sure. Solitary is one of the worst things you can do to another human and pretty much guarantees that they'll be fucked up for the rest of their life.
I'm thinking Kerbal Space Program.
I could see myself autistically spending 3 years launching green gobs to space.
what game has the best painting tool?
I would probably go mad after a few months tops, but I guess minecraft. I would at least finish all those big projects I've abandoned and more.
If I do have a PC to play, can I at least use stuff like Word to write shit?
Mommy won't be there mate
Elona, or Minecraft
Right like what are they gona do git rid of the pile of trash and dishes by my bed and computer and put a toilet there?
I guess I'd take a crack at getting all the korok seeds
Fuck me, I'm not playing Minecraft. As someone with over 3,000 hours in it, I've given enough of my life to that devilgame.
I'd probably pick something like Diaries of A Spaceport Janitor, because it'd take me about 3 years to figure out how that esoteric piece of shit even works. I'd inevitably end up killing myself anyways.
fucking easy modo
Literally impossible to get bored with this
This guy is thinking
Neverwinter Nights. It's not fantastic, and I'll eventually get bored of playing, but that's when I'll start making modules in the tool set.
From experience as long as you can come up with something or someone to talk at it shouldn't be too bad.
Some doll house thing like the sims would be good as a outlet for social interaction.
I spent 5 years in jail
But you can get a total of 26280 potentially! Imagine having that as a playtime on steam
Though I'm sure you will be mentally scarred and probably only get sexually aroused by squared and blocks by the end of it but you'll have bragging rights at least!
Did you play any D&D?
user, I don't think I'll be able to stay awake for the entire 3 years.
And Minecraft isn't on steam.
And I'm already sexually aroused by blocks.
If D&D stands for dicks & more dicks then yes. I was raped.
are you cute
Dwarf fortress.
No mods, no utilities, no offline wiki just me and my autism.
>I was raped.
fuck off SJW
Sorry, I mean I raped them by owning an asshole.
The sims 3. I have a ton of stories I can do.
this guy got it, after 3 years of ascii shit he will never hate games again
No, im far to socially inept to do that
Dwarf Fortress
lmao fag
You know, Kerbal might be a good one to do that with
1 new game for each day, and then when you finally run out, go back to the first again. It's like a whole new game again
God Hand or DMC3 or MGS3
Cities: Skylines if I'm allowed to mod.
That is a tough one. Dragon's Dogma would get too repetitive.
Something like Disgaea would be able to keep me occupied for that amount of time.
Dwarf Fortress, no question