Will there ever be another Nep game that can top the quality banter of Sega Hard Girls?

Will there ever be another Nep game that can top the quality banter of Sega Hard Girls?

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Will there ever be a Nep game that can top the quality of literally any other video game?

Never because Segami will never appear in another title which is depressing.

Honestly?
Banter wise it's actually kind of a rare thing for a western game to have this game's level because people are such special snowflakes by and large.

>That scene in Megadimension where Steamax calls Nintendo fans furries
Haven't laughed at game dialogue like that for awhile.

For western games that definitely seems true. Some of the shit Nep/Segami/Iffy say to each other in this game would break many real world friendships.

Being a Nintendo fan myself I was surprised that the game had the balls to do that. Still laughed pretty hard.

They were hilarious verbal floggings, kek'd throughout the entire ordeal.

>They were hilarious verbal floggings,

Why is Segami so perfect?

Is that one of Neptune's best lines?

yes

Uzume is wuv

Wuv is truly the patrician's romance.

How do other girls even compete?

They have their ways, they let you warm up under their large coat together, or give you a kiss when you sleep, the facti s that you can't beat truly loveable girls like Uzume, Iffy and Blanc

Good taste user

I NEED TO CUDDLE WITH BLANC!

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Wasn't the translation for this game pretty shit though?

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fuck you user

English is lit af with all the wants between the main trio. So no it's not bad.

*bantz

>calls Nintendo fans furries
So where's the joke?! Only 10 year old Chris Chan tier retards would think that's funny.

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That's the first I've ever heard of SeHa Girls with a bad translation.

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I want to commit a crime

That is ill-adviced user.

no need for crimes

>No Sega themed Dungeons
>IF uses the same crawl animation as her climbing one
>DUDE FACTORY DUNGEON AND BITS
This game had some good features but fuck is it disappointing.

It's not a crime if the Goddess herself approves

It is pretty funny,.Using the dub.

The writing was unironically the best aspect of the game

I am literally going to marry Uni!

Have you actually proposed yet user? And do you have the funds to support her gun fetish?

>still no PC girl

No and no.

PC Continent doesn't have a Goddess but I wouldn't be surprised if they asspulled one into existence

The Neptunia dub in general is pretty good overall

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That still makes me kek

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Holy shit somebody agrees with me thank you. I first heard their dub voices and now I can't listen to subs without thinking its not correct.

Besides, Neps VA has too many memes, she can't possible hold all of them.

Iffy is best girl!

Iffy has always been my best girl in the series. I'm so glad she got the spotlight in a spin off game.

Have you guys heard the one and only time she got a waifu drama CD?

Agreed. I actually find some of the English voices to be more fitting than the Japanese ones. The dub isn't perfect unfortunately, Vert's new voice doesn't work as well as the first English one.

Wait seriously? She had one? When did this happen?

youtube.com/watch?v=-T4Ve5JstLI
Back in the age of RB1

Holy shit thank you user

Why does Blanc make me rock hard?

Delete this!

Iffy only got eyes on Compa.

flatties have lots of sex appeal

Banter is best experienced in the language you understand. It feels more raw and has more impact that way.

there's a similar CD for Compa as well

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I want to ram my cock in her ass

neps are for impregnating

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And gang bangs. A Godde

*Goddess must please her people

It has one of the better translations of the Nep games actually. To the point it's a little weird, even. The Japanese intro movie titled the Goddesses as CPUs despite that term never being used over there, and they changed it to Goddess in the west. They dropped all mention of CPU and HDD in the plot in favor of Goddess and Transform. Neptune never calls her sister "Nep Jr."

Wow that sounds great

This is all true

Because she isn't taking any of the shit of the other characters.

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Praise be to Haru_Blanc

we don't deserve him

It's great to see a dedicated Blanc artist out there at least.

Can I play this if all I've done is beat the first four chapters of the first game's remake? I only want to play for the SeHa girls.

sure

Nice.