Defend this

defend this.

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>Defense position

>inb4he'sitalian

Sonic the Hedgehog is 3'3.
Mario and Sonic Olympic games show that Mario and Sonic are the same height.
Therefore, Mario is 3'3.
This also means Classic Sonic and Small Mario are 2' something.

It looking weird and out of place is the point of the level.

yeah this
Mario is a weird cartoon person

super mario odyssey is a horror platformer

Mario is meant to be smaller than most things so that kids can relate to him more, it's the same reason he has no body hair and why he always sounds happy

literally
>its supposed to be ugly shit
can this be a SPECIMEN thread instead?

>Super Mario 06

you can tell this is fake because who would use a taxi over taking an uber

I hate how crowcat shill this shitty game
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You can't

>hate how crowbcat shill this shitty game
>shills crowbcat
retard

They just took away Uber's license to operate in London
It begins

Have you fucking retards never seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

I don't have an issue with mario being in the "real world" I just think the humans look like garbage.

>not realizing that its intentional
Its called social commentary you philistine.
Maybe you aren't intelligent enough to see the clear social issues and themes Nintendo is trying to tackle here by bringing Mario into the real world but its pretty obvious.

Underrated pun.

Is this a real game?

>muh opinion

Whiny little bitch.

Is this a real post?

Word Cookies!?!?!?!

See these Wario Land 4 ending pictures

dumb phoneposter

Mario's not a homo sapien like the realistic human beside him, he's officially classified as a homo nintendonus

>Mario's not a homo
>he's officially classified as a homo
Make up your mind, user. Is Mario gay or not?

>applefag

HAHAHA OP BTFO

It is... I think.

>literally subhuman
i've been saying this for years

Only gay for Yoshi

It's Mario

haha

>subhuman
>sub
He can run faster than a car, jump several times his own height, throw around enemies ten times his own size, walk away from damage that would kill any ordinary man

DEEPEST

Obviously Mario isn't a first generation immigrant
His Granddad and Dad likely fucked toads

...

literally
>hurr durr i'm retarded
can you kill yourself?

mario has a shitload of pubes and asshair though

well yeah, being shit taxi driver is about the only actual job mussies do.

woaj that is like... a question inside a question,,

>people mad that Mario game doesnt stick to the "deep Mario franchise lore" and instead just decides to be a fun game

only in video games though
put me in a room with the real mario and see what happens

>implying this doesn't deepen the lore to impossible levels

>tfw mario is taller than me

This fuckin guy

>didnt say no homo