How do you like your dragons Sup Forums?

How do you like your dragons Sup Forums?

Dead.

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Cute

Extinct

When I dragon my nuts across your face

charizard isn't a dragon you fucking normie

Accepting of me as a master

With a nice firm sack and a long dick.

Humanoid!

It is now.

Fucking a car

Is it sad I know the animation this is referencing?

Fire/Flying, and less than 6ft tall.

small enough to be my pet and float around near me

back to rebbit

ribbit?

Dragons have slits.

I like them to be in love with humans.

I like Western look, but with the personality of Eastern ones. The western ones are dicks that just kill people for no reason.

And what a shame that is

Adds variety.

With massive boobers

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>humanshit
Glorious kemono is wasted on pleb nips.

They're missing out.

Easily defeated by superior humanoids

I though Charizard was Fire/Flying type. Did they changed it? I only played up to gen 3

Violence against dragons needs to stop.

temporary mega evolutions are now a thing. One of charizard's makes him fire/dragon instead of fire/flying.

Actually having the proper 4 legs and wings rather than the wyvern shit the industry is pushing.

Actual fucking mythology never made that distinction, only heraldry (where amongst other things a lion with all 4 legs on the ground is arbitrarily a leopard) and DnDshit

Japanese name for Charizard is 'Lizardon' - a combination of LIZARD and dragON. It's a dragon, faggon.

>How do you like your dragons Sup Forums?
running away from cutemons

Well fed

It's fantasy. It can be whatever the writers want them to be.

With tits desu senpai

Actual dragons

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>no R18 mark

My thoughts exactly.

Gay and sexually available.

Not being able to actually breathe fire, but rather shoot out a nitroglycerin-like liquid, stored in a sack in their mouth, that ignites when it comes in contact with oxygen.

>devolves to gay /scaly/
fuck off back to wherever you came from

Wouldn't be an issue if dragons werent so cute.