Lawbreakers

PLEASE BUY MY GAME

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AHAHAH

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR FUCKING UP UNREAL

>From the creator of Gears of War, 2005's normie hit, comes
>20 PLAYERS ONLINE

KEK

No

Tried the beta for 20 minutes before uninstalling, it's pure shit

glad to see it fail

lmao not even going to bother downloading that trash. dead game. bury it

I won't download 40GB for only 2 days, make it F2P

>I might try it, it's free after all

The reason it plateaued at 60k buyers is because 3/4 of a million people played it and realized it was boundlessly boring.

>cucks worshipping pubg early access sim of rehashed game mode that existed for 4+ years already
>same cucks applauding and cheering the death of PC games and pretending PUBG means pc gaming is relevant again
>just will get appropriated by consoles in a lazy port and sell more copies there

The game should be f2p from the start so it may /actually/ at least battle Paladins in one way or another.

>giving your hard earned money to this individual

>From the creator of Gears of War

You mean the guy who stood in the back of the room and said I'm important too.
He fucked up 4 though.

You know honestly, I've ragged on this game so much and remarked about how I would try it if I could play without paying for it, so I WILL be trying it this weekend.

>inb4 someone accuses me of being CliffyB

he wouldn't do this to himself

youtube.com/watch?v=tk1vhmPKI_4

i played the alpha/beta
it was boring as fuck, has anything changed?

>Free vs Nott Free

Woah, what a surprise, fucking Cliff is retarded

Sub 10% conversion rates for demos is considered a total failure.

Cliffy B lives in the same city as I do and I've had the misfortune of running into him at a few downtown restaurants. The guy is as much of an asshole to his servers as you would expect him to be.

THOSE XBOX FANBOYS ARE PRETTY SALTY

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Cliffy B literally used to look like a member of that band Crazy Town

youtube.com/watch?v=6FEDrU85FLE

>give you hard earned money to some publisher because the developers were payed during the development of the game so they'll never see a penny

>announce it as a f2p nexon garbage
>decide it's not f2p halfway through development
>barely even say anything
>the game comes out and feels like f2p garbage due to the fact that most of the balancing and key design choices were made back when the game was f2p
>nobody wants to buy this shit
>it fails
Who could have predicted this

To be honest I can't help but pity anyone who uses emoticons. Perhaps I should try it.

I saw Cliffy B at a grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I don't know Cliffy Boy, I don't think I'm skilled AF™ enough to play the Dark Souls of Hero Shooters.

Its owners. When it was in beta basically everyone who clicked install became owner. If you look at steamgraphs even during the free beta playercount basically halved after the first day so even if it was f2p it would not have that many players desu.

The game is actually good and fun to play, it just doesn't have something to keep you engaged and the character design is bland at best. The market is saturated with this genre and people only have so much money and so much time

BILLION

Cliff, market is already saturated and you bring nothing new to the table.
Plus you´re balding, face it.

He's wasn't part of 4, unless you mean judgement, because then yeah, that was fucking trash

Eh it's too much trouble to download

He didn't really work much on UT3 though. He was a contributor and probably an advisor, but did not have any leading roles. He was busy with GoW2 back then.

>Not a single joke about his last name featuring an emancipated man in a marvel shirt

What am i going to do with my lawbreakers tatto
:(

I already played it on a free weekend before.
This was the reason i didn't buy it, you wanker.
What changed, the fact that you are also an isnufferable cunt now, too ?
Fuck off, Cliffy. I don't need this shit in my life.

Most people wont know what its from so atleast it will be subtle.

B

I'm sure people will assume thats just a Blink 182 tattoo

>this was the reason
what was?

It will always remind you that you're Cliff's beta bitch.

No one played the game and doesn´t look related to anything. Just create a good story about it.

>2005's normie hit
2006 you mong. It basically created the entire cover-shooter genre

user is saying the reason he didn't buy the game is because he played it while it was free and saw that is was not good. He's saying a free weekend will not help their sales.

cliffy should try helium. he might like it

Amputate.Don't apply tourniquet.

>2006 you mong
wow you sure fucking showed him. that guy will never show his face around here ever again. how could he after being one year off on a game's year of release

Fuck off cliffy, stop being a grumpy shitlord and fuck off.

If I wanted to play multiplayer games I'd just get friends instead and get laid.

I bet you he regrets adding transgender bathrooms now

Why not just make it free to play?

What's this about?

I wouldn't like Bleszinsky even if he was free.

I'm from the future. Come this weekend we'll all be apologetic and embarrassed that we almost missed GOTY. Just you wait.

he added transgender bathrooms to the game
twitter.com/therealcliffyb/status/728690003363115008

That wouldn't help at this point.

He shitposted some politician on Twitter and tried to use a unisex bathroom to look progressive.

Classic pasta is sometimes the best pasta. What I said is true though.

So, is he not aware that unisex bathrooms are a thing that have existed for ages?

public unisex bathrooms?

I'll actually give it a try.

gay

where do you live?

BLESZINSKI

PAY MY MORTGAGE

not him but bulgaria

why are you guys celebrating less-casual overwatch?

Didnt you guys cream your pants over overwatch for months?

Is Sup Forums just straight up casual now?

Why are all the images dead?

Well we live in an age where PLAYERUNKNOWNSOMOEIFRNOISJOI has more players than CSGO and Dota 2 together.

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>celebrating
Sup Forums has literally never "celebrated" this game.

youtube.com/watch?v=dbvqXChmQvo

who cares really. the people on this board are all retarded and the industry is shit. there's no point in coming here besides shitposting

>celebrating
Watching a dumpster fire is now "celebrating" the fire. What a time to be alive.

He has to be nice now and post smiley emoticons because his foul attitude had affected sales for his failing game.

Meh. I'll give a try if it's free.

> It basically created the entire cover-shooter genre

Yes, he said normie already.

>free weekend the same weekend cod has the open pc beta up

keep on trucking cliff

yeah, it's pretty disgusting. I can hardly stand Sup Forums anymore, it's just gotten so bad. Sup Forums is just mainstream now. The whole catalog is devoid of any decent games at this point. I hardly check this place anymore.

The fact they celebrate this game dying is just so weird. I'm not particularly interested in it, nor have I played it, but it's literally just overwatch without casual support classes and ultimates (casual area of effect attacks). Sup Forums is either casual or a sucker for marketing, I dont know which. Too many cool kids trying to shit on something.

He's really just another Randy isn't it? What's wrong with these middle age developers who started in late 90s?

I know there was a patch. It still didn't fix the shitty maps (how did they make them worse than Blizzard?!), the anemic-feeling guns , the overall ugly presentation, and the shitty boring game modes. It's a one-gimmick game that fails to utilize the gimmick properly, and it's a team shooter that feels too chaotic and random to have any teamplay in it.

Namsan, the new map, is great fun. Give it a shot amigo.

Time moved on, their core audience grew up and had kids, now they're wondering why their new core audience is so different.

If someone wants to play COD over this I'm only happy if they stay away.

I miss-spoke, celebrating its demise

cliffeeey.

how's the wifey doing

when the fuck will devs finally give up on reviving the arena shooter genre

>”FUCK YOU BITCH BUY MY GAME YOU LOSER”
>game bombs
>”hi boys will you please try my game it’s free teehee :))))))))))))”
Lol
The absolute cuckman.

This is incredibly true. I feel like all the games that try to capitalize on 90's shooter nostalgia are aiming at a customer base that isn't there anymore.

None of that anime sixty dollar bullshit

Cliffy's been a dick, and we're all from Battleborn threads. We all got a lot of experience shitting on games like this thanks to Randy Pitchford, so when Cliffy's does almost the exact same thing we already know what to do, even if he doesn't deserve it as much as Randy. That's all.

Yummy pasta

USA. Usually, they're handicapped bathrooms. They're always single toilet bathrooms though.

>this weekend you can eat all the shit you want, for free!
I'll pass

>Giving a free weekend the same date CODWWII has an open beta

Already played it for free during the beta, I played it for less time than it took to download. Not thanks.

She's having a cup of coffee at Jamals place right now.

I can't get over how fucking unappealing the characters are in this game.
The designs are just fundamentally fucking awful.

>playing a game by a hardcore SJW lefty

No thanks.
IGNORE

I don't understand
Do the players need to use it? Is there a pissing mechanic in the game?

I forgot, who was this pasta originally about again?

Cliffy's game characters were always kinda generic though.