You have 10 seconds to explain why haven't you bought an IGN Box yet

You have 10 seconds to explain why haven't you bought an IGN Box yet.

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Looks like something a gamer or a normalfag would buy

holy shit this niggas are desperate for money
I bet they die before 2019

>You have 10 seconds to explain why haven't you bought an IGN Box yet.
Because last time i was tested i still didn't suffer from any kind of mental retardation.
I'll try again in three months.

yes goyim, buy plastic garbage, surround yourself with "nendos" and "funko pops"!

Shit, Polygon should make a box and inside is just videoclips of their reviewers trying to play games.

so what's in it? a bunch of call of duty bullshit, or what?

i prefer nerd loot bag
VERY COOL

Oh shit I got hooked on bait

>have 8 million subs
>only 10-30k views per video
>only vids that break the average are big announcements of some netflix crap or comicon shit.
JUST

I'm not a faggot, so why would I buy that?

Why are you guys so scared of embracing what you are? Because there is no denying that we are in fact gamers. It's only natural that we like gamer stuff.

>so what's in it? a bunch of call of duty bullshit, or what?
hand picked (read: dumpster dived) pop culture collectibles

These things exist only to be opened and then thrown into garbage
>nendos
you wish they are too expensive

what video games can i play on the IGNbox?

>IGN still going down the shitter

That's what you cunts get, I used to watch their shit like 7 years ago when they still did game reviews, now their channel and site is filled with absolute fucking trash that nobody fucking wants or ever wanted. Get fucked IGN, I'm glad you're dying.

paycheck stubs from activision

those little garbage are expensive? lol

i have a friend who can't finance a house because of buying shit like fucking funko pops

>adult men buying useless trinkets

IGN was sold to News Corp. in 2005 for $650 million but was later sold to Ziff Davis in 2013 for an "undisclosed amount". It was implied to be a pittance (rumored at $100M) compared to what they bought it for.

>open box
>it's a bunch of McDonald's tier toys for adults

Yeah, if you purchase these lootcrates, you deserve to have the flesh stripped from your bones by a corrosive compound.

>trying to get into the normiebox craze
>in an already over saturated market of tardbox derivatives

How hard up for cash are they? This reeks of desperation.

collectables*

Very Cool

>nendo $60
>funko $10

ZD did not ever have the liquid assetts to purchase another company for 100m

the pittance was something like 30m realistically. IGN isn't worth anything, reviews etc aren't worth anything. the internet had already switched to metacritic by that time

FUCK THIS JEWY SHIT GOD

FUCK YOU

>Why not buy some shit that can you can fill your already messy house with
>Spend money on it so we can pawn off some trash

I honestly don't know why anyone would get this. This and loot crate. I'm renting my current house and little action figures or flags or posters or whatever would be the fucking worst things. If I wanted any of that shit, I sure as fuck wouldn't want it to be random.

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I'd actually think about buying it

IGN BOX HAS NO GAMES

>Pop Culture Collectables

wtf is in the box?
some user take a bullet for us and share pics

Same shit you get with loot crates

I didn't know they existed. But holy sniz, now that I do I'm getting on that sheez RIGHT NOW!!

Are these loot crates/boxes ever worth it?

VERY COOL

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Of course not. They're designed to be sold to teenagers with disposable income. It's a box of junk.

Unless you're into novelty paperweights whose cumulative value is worth far less than what you pay for the box, no.

If you enjoy collecting the novelty shit at Hot Topic, then I suppose these things could save you a trip to your local dying mall to stock up on that shit.

God Hand.

I watch that fucking intro so many times
something about this retarded beat with shitty sprites flying is so autistic and amusing

I can't even

youtube.com/watch?v=kVapu3xi-j0
totally worth it

are you stupid or something? of course not

>pop culture collectibles!

aka junk

>spend 70 dollars for a box filled with 10 dollars worth of shit

I thought this Loot Crate fad was over already

Because I don't fall for obvious scams.