GODS

GODS

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WHERE

IS

MY WIFES DAUGHTER

GERALT THE BOAR IS PREGNANT. WINE

KNEEL YOU SHITS

Is it the same actor? jesus fucking christ where are the memes

STRONG

THANK GOD FOR CIRI

A N D H E R T I T S

THE BOAR

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Aggghhh Lancel you stupid boy! That's the bobby stretcher, not the thread stretcher!

THE WHORE

CAREFUL Sup Forums

IS THIS HOW YOU SHITPOST TO YOUR KING?

LIKE A RABBITS PRICK ALONGSIDE A GREAT OAK

>that multi-layered personality
My dick got so fucking hard. Too bad it went downhill from there.

FELT LIKE I GOT RAMMED IN THE ARSE BY A HORSE

LOOK AT THIS IDIOT

ON AN OPEN FIELD

Geralt: Why did Anna leave you?

THE WHORE WAS PREGNANT GER

>finish his quest
>fuck up thinking I could be a smartass with the hags and he ends up hanging himself
>stop playing forever

>The guy hangs himself
I actually loved the f out of that char, damn

FETCH ME MY WIFE AND MY WIFES DAUGHTER, BOY

and his three daughters and we lose the vaccine

Careful Geralt, careful now! You may be a Witcher but I'm still your baron!

He was too based for this world.

KEKOLDED ME FOR
W E E K S
E
E
K
S

Savage

As if I could forget, listen, Baron, there is something about your wife that you must know. Oh no! We are too late, Anna has already turned into a hag. There is no other choice, we must purge your wife...

Right before I brought it down he shouted "Wait! Wait!"

hahaha

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I let the motherfucker hang himself fat fuck suprised the rope didnt break

DELET

He didn't hang himself in my playthrough.

CAREFUL user CAREFUL

SERGEANT, BRING ME THE ROPE STRETCHER BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

BREECHES

>want to play gwent with him after the quest
>he hangs himself
>sergeant is to dumb for gwent
>I will never have a full collection

UNHAND MY DEAD DAUGHTER THIS INSTANT

Can I get a screenshot of suicide baron? He never killed himself in mine but I want to see that shit

m.youtube.com/watch?v=trrtn3fSIVQ

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holy shit

You need to unleash the evil whispering hillock to save those kids. His wife turns into a water hag

No, Charles Dance / Tywin Lannister voices Emhyr though

can you kill her?

A NILFGAARDIAN WHORE GIVING HEAD TO A SCOIATAEL HORDE

She turns back at the end, and dies seconds after

She's non-hostile you have a chance to turn her back temporarily with a cursed doll but she dies after.

Damn. Its a good thing you have to be a literal retard to get this bad ending

HE WAS A WITCHER OF RIVERIA

I imagine lots of people got this ending to save the poor kids from getting boiled in a cauldron. Village of downwarren also gets massacred as a cherry on top.

You can find the card on baron's desk once he is dead or gone.

>Trusting a spooky haunted monster living under a tree after the villagers told you the witches had saved them from it before

It does keep its word though. You can find the kids at that school in novigrad where you talk to one of Dandelion's women.

Some dumb Nilfgaardian lad, thinking he could end the war with a single swing of his sword

Monster slayer! Get in here! We're telling war stories.

Playing Witcher 3 for the first time, just got back to Kaehr Modan or something after finishing Skellige. Two questions.
>How long until the end of the game?
>Why is Yennefer such a fucking bitch to everyone, including Geralt? I've heard some people on Sup Forums actually like her, and I can't fucking imagine why.

Not that far away.
She a bitch.
People just want to fuck her.

The game still has hours to go after Kaer Morhen and Yen is just bitchy like that especially if you dumped her.

youtu.be/QG_tkxZZMkk

>not living with the consequences of your actions

you must be a leftist

>No one in the thread is talking about politics
>Brings up politics
Heat up the gas chamber, Hans, we missed one.

AHHH
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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Unatco?