On bus to work

>On bus to work
>Decide to bring my switch to keep myself occupied with some Splatoon
>Guy sitting next to me keeps peering over shoulder, looks a bit younger than me.
>Looks kind of asian, and dosn't really speak at all.
>Ask him if he wants to play and hand him a joycon
>Bus comes to a stop
>Guy bows to me, says something I cant even understand, stands up and starts walking off to the front of the bus
>Hey what the fuck give me back my joycon
>Guy just ignores me and keeps walking off the bus again speaking foreign, I want to say chinese. to the bus driver before exiting
>Follow after him pushing past people yelling after him
>He suddenly breaks into a sprint and takes off down the road at lightning speed
>Literally vaults over a wall and keeps running
>Lose sight of him, and got off at a stop I don't even know now.
>Remember I left my bag and switch on the bus.
>Can't even get to work now
>Stuck at some bus stop inn some rural city i've never even heard of.

Well I'm having an incredibly shitty morning, Howabout you Sup Forums?

Update: Just called 411 and let the Minnestoa redline know about my things. They're gonna try to hold them in the lost in found for Jon by the end of the day, so at least I can get that much back. Crisis pseudo averted. Now to call my boss...

THE STATE OF NINTENLETS

hows that autism treating you nintenbro

You're lucky that fuck didn't eat your face like Tim McLean

If this is fake then it's pretty well-done.

>Minnesota Red Line

Holy fuck thats like 3 miles away from me, BRB. Getting a free switch.

That's what you get for trusting the Chinese.

What kind of shitty job you have if you are going to work only now? It's 19:09 FFS.

Did you grow up in the suburbs or something?

BING BING, HE GRABBED THE COINS
BING BING, HE YAPPED WITH JOY
BING BING, THAT AWFUL NOISE
BING BING, AND MARIO SAID WAHOO

This, lived in ghetto and only trusted my fellow nerds with my shit but always borrow something of theirs.

>Trusting Chinese people
Your fault user. Unless you're some kind of newfag you should have seen the screencap about not trusting the chinese and therefore should know better.

>Lending things to strangers
Looks like you got bing bing wafucked, man

around gooks be ready to duke

Thanks OP, I owe ya one. the joy con thing is pretty cheap to replace right?

Also learn to clean your shit man. This is disgusting and exactly what i'd expect from Sup Forums

I left your bag on a bench at terminal E, I'm not that much of a dick.

>things that didn't happen

I know this is probably fake but I'm going to laugh at the idea of this thread.

>Steals a videogame console
>I'm not that much of a dick

I know this is fake but I wish it wasnt

>just steals a fucking joycon
>not the whole Switch

Fake but funny in how retarded it is.

Its actually pretty believable. Chinese are fucking stupid when it comes to possessions, You give them something they keep it, no matter how menial. I had a friend I lent an entire deck of pokemon cards in grade school and he just took off with them and acted like they were his the next day because I gave them to him.

>lending pokemon cards

Why? Pokemon as a card game was way too autistic compared to trading/collecting them.

>The state of nintentoddlers
What a stupid manchild, even an 11 year old is smarter than you.

YOU WAN JOYCON BAK? FIFY FIE DORRAR

>On bus
>Decide to bring my Vita to keep myself occupied with some Valkyrie drive
>Guy sitting next to me keeps peering over shoulder
>Ask him to fuck off
>He fucks off
>I play my game in peace

feelsbadman