ITT: """"""Classic"""""" games that are actually shit

ITT: """"""Classic"""""" games that are actually shit

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Bioshock is the deepest fps in our lifetimes

Sup Forums right for once whew lets see if we can go 3/3

>the deepest fps in our lifetimes
That would be Metro 2033.

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DOOM
Zelda OoT
Goldeneye 007
Mario 64
MGS
Quake
Morrowind
Gothic 2
Mega Man Legends
Tomb Raider
Resident Evil
Banjo Kazooie
AvP2
Silent Hill
Fallout new Vegas
Planescape Torment

Remove Doom, Quake, RE and Silent Hill and you're mostly fine.

>great level design
>great art direction
>great writing
>great gameplay mechanics

>shit

nu/v/

(Your favorite game)

Bioshock, Red Dead Redemption, Halo. Damn near everything from the 7th gen that's regarded as a classic was just average if that.

A dark chapter I'm glad we've left behind

>banjo kazooie

Off yourself

today i will remind them

nigger

There are no Classic games yet. Time must pass.

Banjo Kazooie is literally just running around and grabbing things for a few hours. It's the game where nothing happens.

There are sidequests with better plots than whole plot of Nier Automata in that game.

>30+ years of vidya
>"There are no classic games yet"

Explain yourself.

>he put points in swimming

I'm pretty sure it's entirely nostalgia, but I'm also one of those people who think Bioware got better over time until 2010.

>Mario 64
literally the greatest game ever made, what the fuck are you talking about

Do you think Tetris, Pong or Pac-man are classic games?

>Terrible camera
>20+ Red Coin missions
>Three stages that actually prioritize platforming
>Only fifteen stages

>Greatest game ever made
You need to be 18+ to post here.

Goldeneye for sure. It's practically unplayable without nostalgia.

What doom?
Quake is not overrated at all neither is Silent Hill, Super Mario 64 or Morrowind

defend this piece of shit without resorting to "muh atmosphere"

>Tomb Raider
>Muh clunky

Yes, I actually do.
They set the foundation for today's vidya and the vidya enviroment overall.

>its a contrarian thread again.

Tetris is literally a master piece.

I like all three bioshock games. Come at me.

>contrarian: the post

>remove the shittiest of the bunch

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>tfw you have played maybe one or two of those because you were too busy trying to beat Demon's Crest

It scares me that many people hold those as their "childhood" games.
What are you fucking 12 or something?

Couldn't you say that about any game? If you don't describe the mechanics or story of the game, then all games boil down to pointlessly running around for no reason.

there are actually NO good Metal Gear Solid games

I'm always reminded Sup Forums hates fun.

>"wow you just do things in these game and push buttons haha this is shit"

Please try to be more concise eitherways you will sound like a clinical retard.

That's why all video games are shit.

>literally the greatest game ever made
Is this a meme or not? I honestly don't know.

I saw that SM64 was available on the Wii U virtual console, both the DS and N64 version, so I watched a 50 minute video where some autists was comparing the both versions to determine which version was superior, he said the DS version, so I bought it and to my surprise, it's absolutely garbage and almost unplayable.

the "muh plot" generation, you plebs ruined gaming.

2 is a legitimate classic though.

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My problem with those they're not game classics, more like classics of game mechanics.

I think people wants more from videogames, than just being some time wasters.

Glad you agree.

when you say this you're basically saying "3D platformer is the greatest genre ever made"

Let me answer that for you, as I have a opinion that stands in between yours and the user's.

Those games were actual masterpieces in their time, but pale in comparision to today's technology.
For instance, you could say "The Beatles are the best rock band ever" and you would be absolutelly wrong.
Why? They were (arguably) "the best band of their time" yet not of "all time" because usually things evolve and people have a different taste depending on the age they were born.

So the as a tldr: Mario 64 was the best game of their time, and the best N64 game but it's far, far from being "the best game ever made".

>ps3/360
>classic

I can role play pretty much any way i want if i'm not playing the story. I've beaten the game in 25 minutes before. I've also have countless hours spent just stalking, playing a Freedom triple agent etc. Your imagination is still the best place to have fun, even in a game

you're right, fps is much better. it's great playing as a floating pair of arms holding an m16

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Minsc says fuck you

Infinite sucks.

Minecraft

Bioshock is true. half life 2 (i actually had fun with the first one, 2 is boring as shit)
I also really don't like OoT but I wouldn't say it is shit

This thread is trash and you should all kill yourselves

>Sup Forums the post

Bad taste, user
I played it for the first time a few years ago on an emulator on my phone that had a slide out keyboard and it was fun as shit. Chrono trigger was also great on thaf thing

this. fusion is much better.

>t. normie that is told what to like and blindly accepts

The story sections though, I mean who gives a shit about that?

under rated

>it's not a good game because I say so and if you don't have that opinion you're wrong because I say so
Fuck off, loser.

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Except you are doing the exact same thing, just the reverse. Great fucking post bro

>muh plot generation
>start banjo kazooie for the first time
>everyone is talking
>everyone CANNOT shut the fuck up
>the bird C A N N O T SHUT THE FUCK UP
>none of it is funny
>turn it off
how can you complain about people who want plot in games when you love a game that has nothing but plot?

Halo
DK64

Agreed, I love Bioware games from last generation.

Mass effect 1&2 and dragon age origins are great games. I recently tried Baldurs Gate and I could not get into it at all. The combat feels sluggish and the presentation is crap compared to DAO.

Next I'm gonna try KOTOR or Jade Empire.

>I hate last gen games
>another gen passes
>why are games from 20 years ago so bad, they look like shit and play like shit

Sup Forums hates games and keeps denying it

So you literally didn't even get to the first world...