Plays video games

>plays video games
>collects action figures.
>reads 'nerdy'/'geek' books.
>gets laid on a daily bases (At least a 8+ chick)

What is your excuse Sup Forums?!

I am not born with good genetics

i'm into Furry

I don't wear pink :\

Cleaning the bed after sex is really tiring. You have to change all the sheets, fucking check for STD just to be sure, clean the apartment before the fucking, the smell must be aired out, which means opening window and letting insects in, sit through her nagging before fucking and after fucking, get her to leave before work, and fucking repeat all that.

Staying at her unclean aparment is a no no, so there is a lot of excuses.

I dont need an excuse for something I choose to do. Faggot.

>gets laid

Didn't he say that he was a virgin because he was waiting for marriage or something like that?

I was thank god

don't want to start a war but it's his black masculinity, always.
i'm fucking disgusted by you whites that can't accept the simple fact that blacks are the gods of when it comes to sexual desire and male masculinity and that you whites are gods at science and all that nerdy shit.
you're better of being smart than what we are, just accept it.
WE WUZ KANGZ and there is no way in hell you can tell me that whites ruled in fucking egypt, look at the faces, even the motherfucking sphinx and you'll know the truth, relax it's not that big of a deal if you lost one empire
and yeah the richest guy in history was black.

getting laid is easy af you dumb virgins, just be yourself lol

it also helps if you're not a fat sperg who doesn't shower

>and yeah the richest guy in history was black.
Last time I checked, jews were not black

they're not white either

I remember watching his cheating in school videos years ago.

What is myself is utterly disgusting? Who do I just be instead?

Adande or whatever the fuck his name is says he's still a virgin and that he's waiting for marriage. He has at least 10 or more videos about this

No one except unironic stormniggers say that Egyptians were white Europeans. The meme just makes fun of afrocentrist american nigs who unironically think they're direct descendants of pharoahs which is just as if not even more ridiculous.

What if I'm a total dullard?

>bee yourself

>Baiting this hard

White masculinity used to be better than black masculinity, since whites used to be masculine and not look like a monkey. Unfortunately all white nations are now cucked beyond repair and the only masculine white guys left are fucking mountain men and oil rig workers and shit. Still, I would wager most women would rather be with a wimpy white guy than a literal animal

I'm not black

this guy is a very basic level geek/nerd. there is no comparison to be made between normal people like him and degenerates the likes found on Sup Forums.

Because I'm too good for these bitches, I'd rather just play videogames and watch anime.

>women not wanting to be taken like a bitch in heat

Pretty much this, guy is a normal in comparison to the average Sup Forums user

look at that apartment

that little shit is rich

fuck him

there's literally nothing wrong with being rich

You're probably meme-ing but that's how I feel about most social interactions. It feels like I have to make all sorts of sacrifices for very little gain.

Lazy. A shut in. Autistic. MONSTROUSLY ugly.

>this post
lol, stay mad micro dick

Yeah, its crazy. I'm not sure if I could turn down all of these women after going so far with them.

>there's literally nothing wrong with being rich

yes being a benefactor of a predatory capitalist system is pretty sweet

too bad I am not that and rich people can go fuck themselves

Is that Dunkey?

>tfw white with 8" dick and mulatto gf

I'm not rich and famous. I'm /fit/, but I'm also a broke joker.

that's because blacks are more resistant to the effects of estrogen in the water supply you dumb nigger

>i never lie i swear on me mum
stay mad dicklet

prove blacks actually have bigger dicks using non self reported studies and without spamming homoerotic cuck memes

you know the guy with the biggest dick on the planet is a white manlet right