Let's create the most toxic, rage-inducing game possible

Let's create the most toxic, rage-inducing game possible.

voice chat always on and both teams can hear each other

Add open mic to any Souls game and make it required to play. Boom, worst thing since polio.

>Online Multiplayer
>Free to Play

>early access
>lootboxes

Overwatch

*insert currently popular game here*

haha i am so fucking funny

Not good enough, You can ONLY hear the enemy team.

>Co-op game where you work with a team of 12
>if even one person doesn't pull their weight you lose
>one round is an hour long on average

unskippable cutscences is a classic

You can link both your facebook and reddit account to the game for daily bonuses

> rare loot
> in a rare spawned chest
> dropped by a random rare spawn
> found in a rare randomly generated map

>You have to rent characters, equipment, cosmetics and weapons, unlocking them with farmable currency for a limited amount of time
>You can pay real money to unlock it permanently

You only gain xp if you win the match.

Forced to work together or you're doomed to fail. 12v12 Mics encouraged. This should be a social experiment imo.

>team of 12s
>one weight = feed = lose
>hour long matches
looks like dota imo

>Streamer mode

There's cross platform play with tablet users.

Mandatory tutorial that if you fail it you have to start from scratch. You don't have access to basic functions like jump and dodge until the tutorial "teaches" you about them while also having stage hazards and enemies in the level.

MOBA

20 person coop with games that only dish out enough rewards for 5 people. It's a spawn that can be camped and stolen. Team killing is on.

Regular intermissions with commercials during matches.
This will be the next step of online gaming.

It has to be buggy and RNG.

League of legends with voice chat?

>cramped environments combined with player collision

Lmao

The only way to earn a kill is to taunt after

> 12 v 12
> social experiment

This would make the Stanford Prison Experiment look like a Sunday picnic.

Oh shit, that's good.

World of Tanks Blitz does that. You can play on PC against phone users.

>Game includes thinly veiled internet "culture" references

You can't tell me that LoL doesn't have voice chat when the shitty mobile clone of LoL does have voice chat.

I was waiting the whole movie to see the guards start railing the prisoners. Fuck that movie

I get angry just from imagining this.

Give every player the power to ruin the game for everybody else. That's all you need to do.

Riot has always been against voice chat because it's a cesspool of toxicity or something along those lines

which is true, private discord/skype/ts/rc calls are THE way of communicating with your teammates if and when you want to

LoL and Dota already exist tho

All the women in the game are fat and political.

Everybody has admin powers.

>Starcraft 4v4
>spend entire game getting nukes
>right when we're about to win nuke my whole team
That was great more games should be like this.

>most toxic
>doesn't even show the toxic WHMIS symbol

try again, champ.

Parts of the game are played in play-by-e-mail format and matches last years because lazy fucks not sending their turns, preventing you from continuing the real-time components of it

Mandatory breaks in gameplay at random times.

>force open-mic
>alltalk only
>no voice volume adjustment
>first person shooter with 100% friendly fire, no TK penalties
>game has ads that play in the top right corner of the screen, disabling them crashes your game and forces you into offline mode. if ads stop working for whatever reason the same happens
>recent chat shows up whenever someone types something, recent chat extends to the top of the screen
>stupid fucking health bar which is a circle around your health bar
>screen turns red and shakes whenever you get shot
>voice lines are based on internet memes
>space key is bound to open a new window and upload freezecams to facebook, cannot be unbound
>capped at 30 fps
>requires you to link to your reddit/facebook account to play
>other than that its f2p

The only graphics option is anti-aliasing on/off.

If you die to a DLC item, an ad plays for it. There is no way to disable this.

Microtransactions allows you to buy tickets, each one gives you the right to kick someone out of your lobby and it works in ranked

>BFBC2
>enter helicopter pilot seat at the start of match
>wait for it to fill up
>start flying towards control point
>suddenly hook to the side and fly straight into the ocean

FUCKING
DOTA

no guys it's really fun tho

Your real full name will be your ingame nickname.

Just go on tf2 custom servers, they do it all the time.

>streaming is mandatory in order to get high level gears
>everyone try to become the next e-celeb and fail miserably
>jealousy erupts between twitch camwhores and armies of white knights
wait hold on I'm looking forward to this

so
path of exile?

It has the Darkest Dungeon combat system.

Alot of games have already tried this in the early 2000s.

what is literally any FPS with shotguns?

One of the characters is much better than all the cast

>Toxic
Leave this board tumblr, thank you.

Are you talking about pausing?

I can unironically imagine this being a thing.

>pvp
>Survival/crafting

yes. fuck pausing and fuck the peruvian faggots who do it every 3 fucking minutes

No waifus, all unattractive male cast
P2W to be relevant
30-60 second advertisements for loading screens
DLC costs almost as much as the base game.

Good.

This honestly sounds kinda interesting.

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>DLC costs 5 times as much as the base game

>No waifus, all unattractive male cast
Only female characters are pay walled

>Want to buy a new game
>Blue Reflection
>Inferior port
>Hob
>Crashing issues
>Ruiner
>Odd controls

Will any pc game release in a playable state?

real life lootboxes that you can buy for a change to win something amazing in game

Game recognize the controller you're using and gives you buffs/debuffs.
Keyboard+mouse is considered the worst

> nothing BUT waifus
> spammable prerecorded insults

Lots of waifus in skimpy clothes. Bikini armour and fat tits everywhere.

The game is 60 dollars and features a ton of cool and interesting playable characters but you have to buy each and every single one of them individually for real money with no other way to unlock them and only the generic ones being free from the start

...

>ads for loading screens
has any game ever did this?

One player is the team leader and failure to listen to the leader means you lose

All these people suggesting all talk mics and the enemy can hear you just make me yearn for the days of CS:GO when you could talk to the opposing team and have a merry old time, now you can only talk to them in death and it's not nearly as fun being able to communicate at all.

I'd be fine with just about every game having an all talk option actually.
overwatch chill 6v6's with all talk would be fantastic too, don't know why it's just relegated to text chat.

All talk makes everything better.

>really fucking sweet multiplayer mechanics as a base
>art direction made to appeal to tumblr hamplanets
>constant lip service to progressives
>anti-toxicity, anti-bullying, anti-stream griefing mechanics
>a handicap system that's introduced after release and is never properly explained

open mics all the time, no push to talk key

>netcode so bad you can die a full second before the guy appears on your screen, higher ping actually gives you an advantage
>matchmaking throws 5 randoms against premades indiscriminately
>uncountable amount of bugs, people discover new ones on a biweekly basis average
>rage inducing bullshit like worldmodel bugs blocking bullets and head hitboxes sinking into the body, sometimes losing rounds for literally no reason
>community is full autism
>despite this its pretty fun and keeps you coming back
Rainbow 6: Siege is the ultimate in toxic, rage-inducing games.

Works great with peer-to-peer connections.

Abandonment penalties when playing with bots

Then censor it for no reason.

vote-to-kick includes the opposing team's votes.

>Move with the D-Pad, the Joystick changes your weapon.

Press the power button to start

Protagonist and all NPCs voiced by troy baker

>pay money to buy ticket to get into game
>complete rng with little to no skill
>winner gets a 15 minute session with a cam whore
Gee golly who knew shitposting would lead to such a genius idea. Pls do not steal.

In game currency is only earned on loss but only after a certain level so game shifts from people tryharding to people throwing as hard as possible

No regional servers or server list, matchmaking is done in a way to always match you up with non-english speakers

Turrets can friendly fire.

this is amazing

>There is a giant statue of the avatar of the highest ranked player in the middle of the lobby

ModNation did this

Just do what MOBAs and hero shooters already did: assign the players into teams and make it so that the slightest mistake by any of your teammates costs you the game.

You have to sign up to play. In your personal information if you tag yourself as a straight white male you will be placed in low priority ques to get into a game.

Was still a good game.

>toxic
game poisons you and spews sewer water the moment you open the videogame case

LoL isn't that toxic anymore, people barely even use the chat anymore. And everyone tries to get good boy points.

>Game uses 99% disk usage at all times