Why are the characters in Shantae all so sexy?

Why are the characters in Shantae all so sexy?

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because they're also strong independent women who don't need no man.

They're not.

Modern men don't care about large breasts.

Why are you so gay?

thats really none of my business

Shantae is more cute than sexy.

Child bearing hips

put boobs on everything
- wayforward

Because they distract from the shallow gameplay

Ya know, for a zombie, Rotty really doesn't seem all that...rotted. The one leg and one arm. Thats it.

how else would this shit game sell?

Who's the cum bucket on top?

Maybe it's an ironic name, like calling a big dude "Junior"

The girl that's obsessed r with finding a husband. Play the fucking games.

Not like anything else about Shantae is good.

Your mum LMAO

Thats Skye. She likes birds.

>Play the fucking games.
>waste your time playing mediocre platformers redeemed solely for their soundtracks and waifus

Shantae > Bolo > Risky > Sky > Rotty

>good soundtrack and waifus

That's already halfway to being a good plat former.

Rotty is the best. What are you a faggot?

Cutes clothes are a plus.

>bulges

Midriffs

Rotty is obnoxious and so are her faggy fanboys. She's a fine character though, just not as good as the others.

To manipulate you into playing the game.

Oops. Sorry let me remove those bulges for you.

Oh you cheeky dickwaffle.

There's more of this, right?

...

Risky looks the best.

Because Wayforward knows that you don't have to be ugly to be confident in yourself.

Even the male ones?

More!

Claim your boipucci

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The music is on point