*one-shots you and takes your money*

*one-shots you and takes your money*

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you should have invested it in yourself

Steal it back then you bitch.

*farms with zap gun*

Stop getting hit

*pulls out a fucking gun*
I don't have time for your shit, Shakedown-san.

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>explodes, destroying the whole bar completely as well as sending billions of yen flying through the sky, killing two people without leaving their remains
>but leaves three people completely untouched

>unlocking shit in premium adventure in y5 cant be used for a premium new game
Was it like this for the other games? Also how the fuck am I going to beat EX-hard if I can't use the golden gun?

should gave gotten the golden gun before finishing the game.

Wait, so whatever happened to Majima's sworn brother in prison? Wasn't he suppose to be released between 0 and Kiwami?
Was he mad at Majima when he was released or what? This wasn't further developed in Kiwami.

have you fucking played Y4 yet? or Y5?

HEY YOU

No. Just 0 and Kiwami.

*zap*

>he didn't abuse the exploit WITHOUT a stun gun

then dont ask lore questions if you haven't played the previous sequels. you literally play as saejima in Y4 and 5

Holy fuck. I'm not even sure if this is bait anymore. 0fags are literally the worse, if this goes on they'll be worse than actual brapfags.

Tell me one thing
How come Yumi had hair old hairstyle in the retrospect scene with Haruka, the one where she gives her the pendant?

wait till 6 comes out and they start defending it

How hard is EX-Hard without it? If you die you just go back to your last save? Anything else?

tedious but possible

Seeing those scumbags destroy Sunshine Orphanage hurt me, and Rikiya getting shot sucked, but at least CIA Dad shooting Tamashiro right in the fucking head felt satisfying

It feels like this thing where a defeated guy gets up and grabs his gun and kills someone has happened enough times now that Kiryu would know better, should've picked up the gun and kicked the guy around a bit more before turning his back

I'm just using steel cards heat, then kilck him 2-3 times to restore heat

*loads a save*
who's laughing now, asshole?

>not buying every upgrade you can afford as soon as you see him and then fighting him

I sometimes fucking wonder, why bother with upgrades other than health, power and heat? Other than trophy of course

>Everyone makes a big deal about a billion yen
>A billion yen for Kiryu's life
>A billion yen for the empty lot
>I spent 10 billion yen of a pointless gold statue of myself
Oh the ironing. Also
>Nishikiyama makes a big deal about killing someone at the end of the game
>Kiryu killed like a million people a couple days before in a car chase

I don't think he can ever one-shot you.

Cuz different moves are fun, and even a necessity under the right circumstances

>playing on easy

Wasn't funny the first time you posted it, and still isn't.

He can't even one-shot you on Legend, idiot. He's a two-shot at most.

I do like it that Mr. Shakedown is portrayed being legitimately iinsane.

he non-lethally shot those guys in the face

Just get a bunch of slime guns or zap guns and go into rush style and shoot the bastard while quickstepping

Mr. Shakedown was so easy to read, I don't know how anyone had trouble with him.

Rubber roads

I was a 0fag and I went on to play all the other games besides dead souls, hope I am an exception

rubber explosions

you're good as long as you actually played the rest of the games no matter what order

also, dead souls is guilty fun, go get it

Because she was acting as "aunt Yumi" so she didnt have to act like Mizuki since Haruka was looking for Mizuki

So you dont want to get tiger drop?

>tfw you played in release order

Don't listen to that faggot, it's kinda funny. But I'm a massive faggot so who knows.

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I kinda played release order. Played 0 then the rest in release order. Feelsgoodman

>tfw you started with the first game a few months before 2 came out

kek

I don't understand why people care so much where people start with.

>faceapp.jpg

Now I remember Mikio

I've never heard of anyone saying 6 is the best.

He somehow survived and pulled through just fine despite taking a fucking sledgehammer to the back of the neck after being shot and hit in the spine with it while laying on wood

previous thread had tons of 6 defense.

don't worry, once 6 launches you're gonna see lots

>defense

I kinda get it, there are a lot of people shitting on it who've never played it or just played the demo.

That being said I've never seen someone say it's "the best". It's okay at best.

Because getting new moves is fucking rad, even if some of them are tough to pull off

Akiyama also has 100 billions yen in his wardrobe then casually put it on the top of a building

>Kiryu killed like a million people a couple days before in a car chase

Anything during gameplay isn't cannon. :)

This. Don't know if Nagoshi confirmed this but it surely feels that way

Kek

>Bacchus becomes Bantam overnight
Huh? I thought Bantam only came about in 2?

At least we got that great scene with Mine and Haruka.

>shitty characters get revived or kept alive constantly
>great characters are kept dead and used for spin-offs

>shinada gets no cameos at all other can being in a fucking card

>a little girl brings the yakuza world together by singing a song

Finished 1-5. Is Dead Souls necessary to play before 0?

>Little girl is the adopted daughter of one of if not the most legendary Yakuza in history

Not necessary, but give it a go if you ever find it for $10 or less.

I own it. Was just wondering.

spin-offs are never necessary but should be played at some point

Oh, well it's not cannon so play it whenever. I'd probably just play all mainlines then go back to it.

>Also how the fuck am I going to beat EX-hard if I can't use the golden gun?
Ex-Hard is easy man, people get scared too much about it because it's unlocked after you beat the game, it's barely any harder than Hard and enemies just have a bit more health and deal a bit more. I did my 100% on it from a clean save and was just fine, and remember that even if you have the Golden Gun only one character can have it at any given time so you generally just hand it to Kiryu at the start, before you leave the taxi at the end of chapter 1 you stick it in the item box, don't grab it at all as Saejima because he barely has any fights that can use it (Also, anything he has on him before he goes to jail is removed from his inventory so don't leave anything equipped when starting as him), pick it up as Akiyama and put it away after you have to go to the train station, and then have Shinada pick it up and use it at the start and don't unequip it from him because it's trivial for anyone else to beat mooks but Shinada takes a while. You're honestly better off just using one of the Beads of Good Fortune to avoid any street fights on a run and then put it away before the chapter ends, especially since Kiryu and Saejima will have access to Tiger Drop if you're Premium New Gaming it. If you're not Premium New Gaming it then just remember to always have an inventory full of items.

5 and Ishin don't let you create a save from Premium Adventure from what I've seen, everything else does.

>Tanimura gets nothing but a passing mention in Shinada's Amon and a throwaway line in Dead Souls.
Shinada really should have been a character in Ishin though, pretty much everyone else gets in and guys like Mine and Baba were actually cooler compared to the games they came from. Mine especially, he's an awesome guy despite how they showed him at the start.

>Park says the same thing in 5 and Kiryu himself agrees
So Mine did nothing wrong?

>Kiryu has a shirtless fistfight with rival
>Either the bad guy then tries to shoot Kiryu only for shirtless rival to kill the bad guy, or shirtless rival saves Kiryu in some other way dying in the process

Mine was never wrong. he really should have wiped out the orphans

>getting hit

*blocks your path*

*sends you to outer space*

*slime guns your cash*

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he's my guardian angel

>Nakaoka just throws down a photograph of the real Ryoma Sakamoto portrait
Oh man that came out of left field.

DEEPEST LORE GAIJINS DONT UNDERSTANDU

I like the photoshop of Kiryu on this.

yeah, i loved it in the manuel

damn it every time I see Haruka slapped I chuckle

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Same.

Is Ishin's manual the last time they gave a shit and had a proper one?

if the defining words for 4 and 5 were 'rubber bullets' and 'yume' respectively, what about the other games?

0 is real
1 is dragon
3 is orphans
4 is rubber sisters
5 is

1 - muh billion yen
2 - muh terada
3 - muh cia brother
4 - muh rubber bullets
5 - muh yume
6 - muh boat

>1 is dragon
I don't know man, they say it tons of times in 2 what with the Dragon of Kansai and the Dragon of Dojima.

>what about the other games?
Kenzan is "Miyamoto Musashi"
Dead Souls is "Zombies" since there's no real twist or anything.
Ishin is "The fake Ryoma Sakamoto", "Tennin Rishin" or "The masked man". Seriously, they say those so many times in every single conversation it's absurd and you're led on a wild goose chase with tons of twists every time they're said.

What would you say for 1? Billion? Yumi?

DUB

Machine gun kiss>JUDGEMENT

Like a Butterfly > All

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>hang out with one of the carabet girls for special training
>do pool with Saki
>go first, end up fucking it up entirely, my cueball fell into the hole
>Saki proceeds to get every single ball except the last one in one go
>get the last one and end the game
>game tells me I've won

Did the game throw me a pity victory?

>>Kiryu killed like a million people a couple days before in a car chase

Yakuza is weird and has brutal gamepaly, but somehow this doesn't affect the story.

>shoot people
>smash their heads against metal
>they're fine in cutscenes

The cutscene attacks in Yakuza games are as brutal and hard as Mortal Kombat.

Don't forget that if guns are pulled in a cutscene it's a massive deal despite the fact that you had to deal with like 30 guys using guns just minutes ago leading up to that scene.

when Saejima goes to prison his stuff gets transferred to his item box. you can get it back at Okudera's shack