ITT: Bad game design

ITT: Bad game design.

I like Dunkey too.

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The worst thing about Fusion's bombs were that they take too long to detonate

Uhh hmm, git gud?

Yes we all saw that thread earlier OP. Now stop pretending you know shit about video games you fucking casual eceleb supporting scum.

Get good, mother fucker.

You can just walljump up the wall if you weren't bad at video games.
0/10 try harder OP

Funny part is he didn't section off the one tile he was supposed to hit.

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Firing up the roll canon

You'd have to pull of some TASlike shit to get up that wall by walljumping
0/10 try harder

rolling Sup Forums im not a fucking robot

OMG THE DUNKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE DUNKEY VIDEO AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH PRAISE KEK

rolling my cock

I know you can't wall jump it but can you bomb jump it or did Fusion restrict the amount of consecutive bomb jumps you could do?

HERE WE GO

Firing away in a worthless thread

>git autism

Fixed

let's roll

rolling dis shiet

There are like 10 possible tiles total, how does this take more than 2 minutes?

>2 minutes
Try fifteen seconds.

Shit, I never get a loli in these roulettes.

i need a good one

i got two

Rollin this shit up also fuck you OP and fuck dunkey worst eceleb ever hope you both die of cancer ur autism cuck cunts

dark souls 1 when you get to anor londo and everything after it.

Rollin for some good shit

gimme that Chie

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rollin cause fuck e-celebs

Behold

no

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Fuck you, share one with me. Or maybe I'll trade them for my next roll

roland

I haven't played Fusion since it released. What am I looking at? And no I'm not watching that fucko's video.

FUCK DUNKEY AND ALL THOSE IDIOTS WHO SHILL THIS AUTIST HERE ON Sup Forums


SERIOUSLY Sup Forums IS FUCKING DEAD

Sup Forums, WHAT WENT WRONG WITH YOU ???

This is bad game design thread. Not bad at game thread.

y cant metroid climb?

Second one. Fusion's bombs don't explode as quickly as in the other games.

roolan'

Rolled

k

Sure

they're just trolling

thats just what i tell myself

You need to bomb the tile two over from the right most pillar to activate a platform you can use to get out, Dunkey slammed this as a 'Metroid moment' meaning bad game design and Sup Forums freaked out and called him a casual.

roll pls

fuck that reroll
captcha: keokuk cancun

Literally who

roll fizzlebeef

there we go, now this is a thread

Give me 8, 13 or 24.

rolllll

OK LOOK! LE LORD ANS SAVIOR DUNKEY HAS SAID HIS OPINION. IT IS NOW FACT!

I don't get it, what are you highlighting in this pic?

I mean, look at this thread. Of course its trolling. 'E-Celeb' shit always gets this reaction and Dunkey is just the new but monkey of the joke.

>not bombing literally every fucking tile you can
Fuck Dunkey and fuck you.

We need to make "metroid moment" a meme in honor of Dunkey. Here's another great example of absurdly shitty design.

You know, you can watch dunkey and disagree with him as well

Wtf I hate Super and Fusion now!

>Game journalist video he mocks a guy who kept shitting on NSMB the whole video then gave it a 9/10 in the end
>This video he kept shitting on metroid 3DS but gave it a 4/5 in the end
Ironic.

Yeah, op was baiting from the beginning.

His shining review told me he should do more movies in general. Really good summary for a first film review and in only 5 minutes.

>implying that dukes and mario lava land are good game design

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>has a broken pipe somewhere else
>implying you won't come back and try to break it with every new weapon you get
I solved this shit when I was 11 or something, there's no fucking excuse

We can all agree that he is a piece of amphibian shit, an failure of a being, an retarded little loser a person disabled by its inabilities

>not rolling over the arrows
Holy fucking shit that's pathetic.

Reminder that Dunkey never showed off any Metroid Moments in any Souls game.

rol

whoopsie daisy! Looks like another... Metroid Moment™!

>Need to jump off a moving elevator to roll into a ball for thirty seconds to revisit your cell to get a doll that lets you access an area through a painting in a late game area
Is the Painted World of Ariamis the Dark Souls of Metroid moments?

The rating of "BIG 3" annoys me. I think he was self-aware enough to not give it a 4 because of what you pointed out, but reaaaally wanted to, so he came up with a compromise.

Did you just make an attempt at nuance? Get outta here.

OMG I just picked up this ball thing and now im stuck. wut do i do guys i tried everyting. i can shoot the block but it just keeps coming back!

stupid 0/10 trial and error bullshit

>do something wrong in a game
>die
>WTF BULLSHIT ARTIFICIAL DIFFICULTRY REEEEEE

Is Metroid Fusion the "cuphead" of metroidvanias?

Shit like this is what makes me not want to ever check out dunkey

Faggot fans everywhere

he's right though

>need to jump off a moving elevator
That's fucking simple mode for any Souls game. The only tricky part of any of that is finding your way back to the prison. The rest of it isn't too hard. Still, basically the closest thing to a Metroid Moment for DS, and there are way worse.

you cannot defend this

He pounds a reasonably attractive butterface who adores him while simultaneously cucking his gay black friend by not letting him join.
As far as youtubers go that's pretty fucking high up there.

Context?
Rollan

Tubes?
TUBES?!

TUUUUUUUUBES

>"Look guise my fav e-celeb said something and Im going to make a thread about it!"

Pathetic.

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>Randomly spamming bombs instead of bombing each tile

That just proves my point, hes a failure of a human being and waste of resources and oxygen, hes just a autist u cant accept the fact that there are ppl on Sup Forums posting about this piece of shit

Let me explain how this works

Sup Forums hates video games

But if you dare criticize one of the video games Sup Forums loves to hate, they will instantly turn on you

Hidden exit in Metroid Fusion.

You are so new holy fucking shit.

roll

>hes a failure of a human being and waste of resources and oxygen
user, having a gf and career is the complete opposite of failure.

>Youtuber
>Career

I will love to see how well will he do in the future when youtube takes 90% of their money lmao.

>I just posted about what an e celeb said about video games

I hope you know you fags are no better than 10 year olds posting about what they learned from watching game theory

Yeah, I'm actually surprised he did a straight review of a movie and just did a stellar job. That was the first video of his I watched, and I've been going through the rest of the stuff to find he's really funny but not at all what I thought I was getting into.

>implying implications

plenty of people have jobs that don't really contribute anything to society

>Impatient reviewer blames games for his ADD: Episode 75,624

>Metroid Fusion
>Bad design

Kill yourself