ITT: Retarded reloads in games

ITT: Retarded reloads in games
Why doesn’t Gordon cock the hammer so the bullet is in the chamber?
It just slides itself

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Because it slides itself, why would he?

>cock the hammer
>bullet is in the chamber
you're doing that on purpose, aren't you?
We also had this thread last week: Slide release.

Is that real?

I raise you a retard gun

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How does this even physically work.

>he's never played a video game with a gun in it

The real question is how does Gordon take a shit. Does he even need to take a shit?

So the AR2 can be manually reloaded. Which means the rounds inside the mag are mags in of themselves when it reloads automatically, right? So why can Gordon only hold 60 rounds?

Gordon can stand still until the end of time, and nothing bad will happen

When I first played Fallout 4, for the longest time I thought the shotgun was a gun mod for the combat rifle/assault rifle, since the two looked almost identical.

IT JUST WORKS

I'm pretty sure his HEV suit takes care of his shit and piss.

It can happen, especially if you're slamming the magazine in hard enough to trigger the slide release.

Source: myself, 5 years USMC, happened with my M9 all the time during drills.

gman teleports the shit out of him

It's not so bad. You just have to delude yourself into thinking it fires from the stock. Then it has a better chance of being functional.

How tasty were the crayons?

Not tasty at all. Biggest mistake of my entire life, I regret it every day. I should've listened to my brother and went with him into the Air Force.

Marines are awful fucking people to work under. Real pieces of shit. There's no honor in the Corps. Never was.

>joining the army

I should have done the same. I was a Corpsman and I used to shit on Air force for the comfy jobs and all that jazz.

That bravado goes out the window as soon as you realize how shit it is compared to them.

Hm, people are really that scummy?

Cucked lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=P05yus-xIQM&t=86

do you seriously not know what double action is?

He wears a diaper like an astronaut.

Not that marine but I had fun and did things very few people can say they did.

So did I, but I also got treated like dogshit every day for 5 years by some of the biggest retards I've ever met. I'm talking the kind of people that literally call you a fag if you speak without a lisp, don't come from the Deep South, and if you're caught reading literally anything other than the back of a dip can.

The marines really do take the dumbest fuckers on Earth. A lot of the retards I knew didn't even know how to sign their own name in boot. I'm talking bottom of the barrel, absolute fucking retards.

I agree. The Corps may have been shit sometimes, but you do some cool stuff and it's a title few people ever earn.

Oh there's no doubt there are dumbfucks out there. Hell there are Africans and Asians that can't speak an ounce if English yet somehow, someway they're NCOs.

If you got treated like shit every day for 5 years it probably means you never got promoted, never asserted yourself, and had no ambition.

Maybe a big part of the problem was you and not everyone else.
BTW I was a terminal lance.

(oh, and being called a fag happens to literally everybody in the entire military, fag)

Thats a good dog. It's never the system, or your higher ups. Everyone is just a bitch. Be sure to gas up SSGTs car for him after you're done sucking his dick, bitch.

NV tried to fix this piece of shit and ended up looking goofy as hell.

>Why doesn’t Gordon cock the hammer so the bullet is in the chamber?
>It just slides itself

You mean the Riot Shotgun? It's goofy looking but at least it's more reasonable.

If you literally had to gas up SSGTs car you should have contacted JAG or the IG or the chain of command or your congressman or literally anyone. It's wrong (personal servitude) and your tolerance of wrong behavior on the part of a staff NCO makes you part of the problem.

I don't blame you. It took me years to learn this lesson. Remember what I said about not asserting yourself?

Like said, if you slam the magazine in hard enough the slide will release itself on a lot of handguns. My VP9 does it pretty regularly, and it doesn't really require that much force either.

I told my chain of command to fuck off all the time. They just got someone else to do the work and then found new ways to fuck with the entire platoon.

And yeah, marines totally get results when they report shit to the JAG. We did that all the time, nothing ever came of it.

is this b8?

You probably weren’t even infantry, fucking POG

That gun looks animated, like from one of those realistic games with a shitton of mods to make it look even more realistic.

Booter

Did you make an IG complaint? You know, the guy whose job it is to deal with "fraud, waste, and abuse"? Or your congressman? If things were as bad as you say, and you could explain how bad they were, and you did so until you exhausted all options, THAT would be assertive. THAT is getting shit done. THAT is doing the difficult but right thing.

Telling the chain of command to fuck off isn't being assertive, it's violating the UCMJ.

>just write your congressman bro!

Jesus Christ, you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. Holy shit, you're a fucking poole or some shit aren't you?

It fucking works when

1. You have exhausted your other options (LIKE THE FUCKING IG WHOSE WHOLE PURPOSE IS TO DEAL WITH "FRAUD WASTE AND ABUSE" ITS ON THE POSTERS FUCKING EVERYWHERE ON EVERY BASE IN THE US MILITARY)

2. You can explain exactly what the problem is in a clear manner and don't sound like just another shitbag trying to get out of work or get back at leaders he doesn't like.

I'm not saying it's easy or there is no risk of retaliation, but if you get the IG involved there will be an investigation and retaliation against you at that point is a fucking crime.

on the other hand, I imagine you are exaggerating the extent of the issue (I did when I was a shitbag).