The game's first boss becomes a common enemy later in the game

>The game's first boss becomes a common enemy later in the game

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He is going to get a movie or a formal documentary in less than ten years, mark my words.

Hopefully after he, gets put into an institution, or becomes homeless then disappears like that documentary Searching for Sugarman.

>Final boss is your clone

i always kind of liked that though. It makes you feel like you're actually stronger than at the beginning of the game.

>fighting your clone
>not fucking your clone
baka

If he hasn't been put in an institution in the last 10 years i don't think the next 10 years are going to put him there.

>The videogame will never be finished
The demo was fun as fuck. It's a real shame it was abandoned.

>becomes homeless

He's got a patreon that already gives him $500 monthly for basically nothing. If he's ever at risk, his autistic followers will definitely fill it up to prevent that from happening.

Than again He'd find some way to fuck that up as well.

when his mom dies xhe'll probably start squirming

Barb is immortal.

Every time she comes close to dying she just uses Rest and gets her HP back

>having money means you can't become so fucked that you can't become homeless

Drake Bell literally lives at Disney World to pay off that 600k debt and Chris literally can't manage money at all except for stupid shit. Barb isn't that far gone mentally I'd say because someone has to convince the retard to pay the bills.

For a million dollars you have to suck CWC's crusty old ass limp dick. Would you do it?

Si

>$500/mo
Even in bumfuck Virginia that's nowhere near enough to survive. Especially with his Lego buying habits.

>The first boss is also the final boss

probably, and it be okay now that his new"girl"friend broke up with him

what game does this? im sure ive played some but cant remember any other than super mario rpg to an extent.

>enemy becomes your friend but then your enemy again

>tfw he turned into naitsrihc

America doesn't have institutions

early game giant mech boss becomes normal enemy then later you hijack one and control it then at the end of the game you hijack and control 100 of them at once

what year does he finally lose it an kill a bunch of people?

i'm thinking 2019

Sure.

Normalfags don't understand Chris enough for that to happen. Even if they got into him, half of the movie would be "guys Sup Forums trolls are so bad, see? look at what they did to this poor, helpless autistic man"

I think that says more about Drake Bell than Chris.

Fucking Ninja Gaiden Black

Yeah that's bad but what if you had to lick is infected taint piercing/hole instead

>final boss is a rapidly aging clone

Fucking McDonald's

Is it weird I look for spelling errors because the art style is that of a child yet I know it's a college graduate?

I wonder how Chris would feel if he watched this gif...

>it's another YouTube personality trying to get e-famous with a Chris Chan documentary

No seriously, why are there so many of these?

Anyway, I wish some celebrity like Howard Stern would pick Chris up and mentor / exploit him. It would be a perfect setup for him.

And the parts like the blue arms incident will be changed to make it look like he was forced into doing it instead of something he did all on his own.

He'd just stare at it like a fish then immediately forget it like the retard he is.

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They'd probably make it so Bluespike is a middle-aged man that kidnapped an actual girl then told Chris to jack off on camera in front of him. Bluespike was actually fucking gay and psychotic erping with him multiple times and the aforementioned final chat.

Why does Zapdos give Sonichu a Vietnam flashback to daily chores?

Guys

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What doesn't kill us is making us stronger

>beat game on a hard difficulty
>don't get the achievements for easier difficulties

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thats actually cool, i cant think of any final bosses
both, ocarina and sympathy of the night had cool clone bosses

ShecameforSHAD.jpg when

yes and, what's the problem about that?

call me a normalfag, but the whole trolling/bullying him, isn't really that funny
on the other side, it's kinda his fault anyway

Zelda2: The Adventure of Link had Shadow Link as Final Boss

>tfw neet about to lose my home

honestly id do anything at this point

>The game's final boss becomes a common enemy earlier in the game

Probably. The worst part isn't the dick sucking, it'd be the Kiwi Farms autists finding ou and making damn sure everyone you've ever known or worked for is fully aware of it on a daily basis for a decade or more.

He'll be dead from his ''vagina'' soon anyhow. Sepsis is a hell of a drug.

Has anyone questioned why we know so much about this man? Out of the millions of people that exist we chose this guy?

Name 1 (one)

he is someone who could be bullied easily

because he embodies everything about a lolcow

He had a boyfriend free gf?
She broke up with?

I should've kept up with his autistic adventures more, can you elaborate on this?

Because he does most of the work for us.
Chris is one of the crowning examples of putting your life out on the internet being a really, really dumb idea, and the great proverb, "Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha."
All the shenanigans that played out in the Golden and Silver ages are a much different story of subterfuge, deceit, and bitter romance.

Because he's a silly person.
Some people take it too far obviously but it's still fun to laugh at this guy.

Jessica Quinn is a recent chrischan heartsweet, she is who chris has been talking to for months apparently, and announced last week iirc that they are dating, but today chris posted a video on facebook crying cause they broke up for "unknown" reasons

She is a troll. Probably gonna leak some stuff.

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NVM, according to the CWCki they got back together 5 hours later

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>final boss is a rapidly aging clone
>except you're the clone he made to save the world
>and he's not actually the final boss, he's been your one true ally this whole time

His girlfriend will murder him and his mom in their sleep, mark my words.

>murder
>this sweet thing

>Final boss is the person you've spent the entire game searching for

OH FUCK!

Because he put all his personal shit for the world to see on the internet and we happened to pay attention. It's like driving by an accident that is still happening, in slow motion.

How did he get a girlfriend and how crazy is she?

mcdonalds wont hire me because no experience.

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How's his story end, you think? When does it end?

>actually not a hideous landwhale

>cwc got a decent looking gf long before you
How did he do it?

whats he crying over now

Daaamn CWC looks like THAT? Take that polweenies

When her mother dies Christine will likely go to a mental asylum, drowning with her parents debts. It's a shame, but this is her American Dream.

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>This country is Long Overdue for a woman's touch. And Hillary is pro LGBT and Pro Immigration; she is the Real People's Person and Woman. Besides, Trump is very spiteful; I don't like him at all.
>likes Steven Universe
>broke up before they could meet in real life

This is the best.

They are back together, they broke up because chris stalked female voice actresses.