Meanwhile, in Delfino Plaza Sup Forums

Meanwhile, in Delfino Plaza Sup Forums...

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=6PuQ04itRrw
youtube.com/watch?v=Tlwda9S58Lg
youtube.com/watch?v=jjnE4RRcqtk
youtube.com/watch?v=BnZu9uOH-nY
youtube.com/watch?v=dcSPK5yn9K8
youtube.com/watch?v=-SHfac0jtOc
youtube.com/watch?v=g1fhegjp_Po
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Who the FUCK stole my fruit? I was selling that.

Im a chuckster!

Shit was comfy af

I really fucking hate nokis

Yay, another roleplaying thread

Reminder Sunshine is the worst Mario game.

T. Mario

Is anyone going to help that one guy on that small island close to town? He's been there for 3 years now. I don't know how he's still alive, but I'm getting kind of worried for his sake.

I keep driving my boat right by him, but he never seems to want to jump on. Maybe I should try a few more times...

I have a message for all of you: youtube.com/watch?v=6PuQ04itRrw

Dude it's like waist high water, he can just wade in the water to get over here.

youtube.com/watch?v=Tlwda9S58Lg

The cut-off scream makes it complete

I hope that fucking dago gets the chair for what he did. he painted my wife's pussy

>you talked to me so now i'll murder you

Shit, that looks like more of an actual city than anything in Skyrim

Dooo- do do do doooo~

how many times do I have to say it

STOP
FUCKING
THE NOKIS

Hmm hmmr HRR Hmmn Hrr.

No.

>"skiddemum bub ta bing doo!"
I miss the voice acting

Top 10 saddest anime endings.

I'm a Sneedster

YEAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

youtube.com/watch?v=jjnE4RRcqtk

Did anyone ever figure out what the fuck his problem was?

>try to run a fruit stand
>some smelly Italian faggot runs over and keeps stealing my fruit and kicking my durians
I swear to god Italians ruin everything they touch

t. Pianta

He got kicked out of Hyrule in a big doping scandal.

the hub world was the only memorable thing in sunshine

Why the fuck is everything so fucking blurry here?

I kicked your durian, yes! And I would do it again and again! Those things fucking stink, mate.

Kindda looks like a Mii under his helmet

>we're gonna be watching you pal, so we'll know if you start slacking off
>slack off
>fuckall ever happens
>the police piantas never even leave their spot

...

>Being evil

I bet you used to put Yoshis in the water as a kid and watch them drown

>finally have time to relax at Sirena Beach
>The manta ray comes back

I bet you fell to your death like a total loser

>Use my vacation time to go to Gelato Beach
>This fucker comes around

>See a true 10/10 qt3.14 walking around
>She's with some greasy Italian manlet
IT'S NOT FAIR

>get jury duty
>walk into courthouse
>get transported into the sky with a buncha fucking sprinklers

what the fuck

>splashing water on it makes it split into tinier ones but the tinier ones are fast as fuck and lose their shit
>there's goddamn water everywhere

It is pretty weird that OoT Mailman is the only other non-Mario clone human male in the Mario canon universe...

pretend New Donk City doesn't exist

Woomy

Guys help I am stuck underneath the city with no way out and I'm hungry

Why are the manholes this high up holy shit

I love the song in the Plaza. So relaxing.

It depends on your definition of Mario canon

youtube.com/watch?v=BnZu9uOH-nY
youtube.com/watch?v=dcSPK5yn9K8
youtube.com/watch?v=-SHfac0jtOc
youtube.com/watch?v=g1fhegjp_Po

Every Mario hub track is GOAT.

I don't remember these guys. Are they from Golden Sun?

>he doesn't know how to jump 10 times his own height
>alternatively, he didn't grab the nuzzle pack from the BIG BRIGHT BOX IN EVERYONE'S FACE by the fountains

This is why Italians and Tanookis are stealing your jobs

I see Daisy in front of red tipping guy.

Super Mario Sunshine 2 consists of killing inklings

What's the problem?

>go to help that guy on the island
>jump in the warp pipe that he for some reason didn't take
>end up in the fucking River Ganges

did he shit in this thing for 3 years?

>Making a sandcastle with my family at the beach
>The ride rolls in and our creation fucking explodes into proper-size sand castle
>My son walks inside and ends up in another dimension

I want to fuck a Pianta girl (male).

should we ethnic Cleans the piantas?

HEY ALL YOU PIANTA AND NOKI FAGGOTS STAY THE FUCK OFF MY BEACH OR I'LL SHOOT YOU WITH MY FUCKING CANNON

YEAH THAT MEANS STAY AWAY FROM THOSE SUNFLOWER BITCHES, NO ONE IS FUCKING THEM BUT ME

>There is no road out of the Plaza
That place is sinister, top-to-bottom.

Why is he aiming so carefully with a gun that fires a 45 degree spread?

The entire island has like no roads. The whole thing is set up so the boat jews rake in money if anyone so much as decides to go more than half a mile from home. Unless you can actually reach those damn pipes

I imported a grandfather clock from the Mushroom Kingdom the other day. For some reason, the clock's face ripples when you touch it, and leads to an alternate dimension made of clock parts or maybe it's inside the clock, or something? I don't fucking know

HOLY SHIT I remember buying this back in like late 2005. I thought it was pretty lame with the mostly gay environmentalist bullshit but they wouldn't accept any returns at the local dvd/video game resale store (the one I bought it from) I always thought it was retarded how like you cant like return games and the guy at the ocunter was a smug NIGGER anyway. This is exactly the type of shit that happens letting minorities work with the common people they treat like shit. Nigger is lucky I didn't bust out my fucking niggerknocker and crack him over his disgusting fucking nappy head. I swear something needs to be done about all these cocky niggers trying to act high soceity when their skin resembles LITERAL SHIT... It's about time someone they time to die.

There's this fucking egg on my roof and that little shit keeps trying to eat my fucking bananas. FUCK OFF EGG BITCH

Fuck off noki cunt literally 90% of Delfino is built and run by piantas. The only place you guys managed to hold onto is that shithole noki bay. Where are your buildings? Or your shops? What economy do you people even have? Why has your water been poisoned for so long? All you faggots do is lay around in your autistic shells

And don't give me any of that "but our shells are our houses duuuude!" bullshit.

how do you guys live with the fact that you will never live in Delfino Plaza?

whats his fucking problem

And then they falsely convict you in a show-trial so they can avoid manual labor.
Boat-jews indeed.

So, uh... you guys saw that, right?

That bird just... turned into a coin?

Why exactly does getting to the amusement park involve being shot out of a goddamn cannon?

Cause otherwise you have to pay the boat jews

Well, the cannon is your only hope of making it there if you want to avoid the boat jews.

>yoshi gets into my house
>try spraying it with some water to get it the fuck out
>it just gets mad
>turns out it's a non-native species and isn't allergic to water
>delfino pest control refuses to fuck with it
I hate this goddamn island.

The park owner refused to pay dues to the boating guild, and as we established, its not like you're getting there by road.

We can't have casuals going to the amusement park.

BING BING WAHOO

You think that's bad? I had one of the natives randomly rush into my house and the instantly disintegrate into red goop. Took me a week to clean that up and I can still smell it.

This asshole keeps jumping on my head and spraying me in the face with water, why isn't he cleaning the fucking island

but what if I just want to spend time with my friends and enjoy the food...

They can all fit in the goddamn cannon

Then don't be a casual or have casual friends.

You're telling me. Up here in Pianta village, we've got some fucktard that owns a bunch of chain chomps. Constantly tearing shit up, barking all the god damn time, fucking your shit up if you so much as cross their path. I need to move somewhere. Is Ricco Harbor kind of chill? I heard it was a bit pricey, but I need to get the fuck out of here

>>Sup Forums

>go to pinna park
>turtles walking around fucking electrocuting everyone
>the ferris wheel is going apeshit
>one of the rides is just a bunch of autistic clams spinning in.a circle
This shit was not worth getting shot out of a cannon for

At least the giant mech is cool

Why is it if I stand on the pier and look up, I get teleported to a bay full of Nokis?

>Having the time of my life on the high speed ferris wheel
>casuals get access to island
>ferris wheel slowed down to a crawl because one of died

At least we still have the rollercoaster that lets us shoot rockets at giant robots

Government aircraft abducting you. Goddamn chemicals in the water are turning the Bloopers gay.

>not calling it Del/v/no Plaza
Also, who let these fuckers into the casino again? All they do is float around and fuck with the other guests.

>that guy in the middle in the red

uh oh.

That's only the green and purple ones

>live to Ricco harbor
>asshole squid starts causing problems and ruins the whole place
>move to fuck ass noki bay
>no one goes here and the water is poison
At least that goddamn squid can't get to me here, right?

>he never rode a pink blooper
What? Are you afraid to go fast? Step it up

ok that is fucking cool

kek

Considering one of them broke a machine I was using and won me a fortune, I'll allow it.

He was the only dark-skinned human in the entire world

>leave home
>pirahna plant made of shit is in the middle of the square
>go to beach
>pirahna plant made of shit is where the lighthouse should be
>go to docks
>pirahna plant made of shit is where those beavers live
>go to visit family in bianco hills
>pirahna plant made of shit is there
>try to leave this shitty island
>pirahna plant made of shit is in the middle of the airport

I always assumed they lived in the ocean. Judging by the eel mission their communities are vast aquatic temples and castles.

Way better than the shitty plywood and thatch hovels that the Piantas live in.

Post your favorite goop colour combination

I was quite fond of the Blue and Yellow one from the Ray shit

Better than having to worry about getting fucking eaten. The goddamn thing is going to murder my gorcery bill with how much I have to feed it to keep it happy. These fuckers are sentient, too, I've worked with them before.