I've been playing this shit on Cemu for a couple of weeks, and either I'm doing something wrong or this is the most fucking boring open world I ever played since Far Cry 4. I've spent hours upon hours wandering around aimlessly only to be rewarded with jack shit and a few rusted weapons that break before they can even remove half health from enemies (playing in master mode, it probably was a mistake because most enemies oneshot me and I have 5 hearts). If I'm lucky I find some Koroks, but they're so spread out I can't believe there are 900 of these fuckers in the map, who the fuck would be so autistic to find all of them when the reward is probably even less worth it than a fucking bronze trophy.
When I'm lucky I find a shrine and even then the shrines are boring as fuck copypaste rooms with bad graphics, Half Life 2 tier Havok puzzles, enemies that are impossible to kill because they take two million hits and kill in one hit, and terrible music (seriously why is the music so bad in this game, I thought my emulator was bugged but then I listened to the ost and yes it was THAT bad).
There are like 3 enemy types in the entire game, I've played like 10 hours and I only found boblins and moblins, oktoroks, chu chu jellies, bats, lizardfos, wizards, guardians, and those big lions who oneshot you across the map, that's fucking it, where the fuck is enemy variety? Wildlife just roams around, they don't even interact, I've never seen a wolf chasing prey or anything like that, something that even fucking Far Cry 4 had. And speaking of Far Cry, the fire in this game is shit and even worse than the fire in fucking Far Cry 2, you can't even set wooden structures or trees on fire, wtf.
Am I doning it wrong, should I just follow the main quest and do sidequests as they appear instead of just exploring?
>I've never seen a wolf chasing prey >you can't even set trees on fire Huh?
Landon Cruz
You're just fucking terrible at all aspects of the game, finding objects, defeating enemies or just general observation and finding things
You should stick to linear games
Austin Jones
you did it. you finally did it. Trap Link was cute enough that I finally edged into pulling mushrooms over traps and now it feels horrible. You try to justify it by saying that they look like girls and you delude yourself into thinking that they are just girls with dicks but at the end of the day, you spanked it to a man. >no tits >man ass >no pseudo vagina and all other female parts but with a dick >no "balls-less" futa girl just a man.
Does this mean im gay now?
Wyatt Collins
Please show me a video where a predator is chasing or killing any prey or two animals interacting. I've never seen it once so far.
Also I tried to set shit on fire immediately after I got the first torch, only grass will burn not structures or trees, even with fire arrows. Show me a video where you can burn shit at will like in Far Cry 4.
Carson Wilson
Shitposting: The post
Wolves do chase prey. Trees do catch on fire. Shrines aren't copypaste, or hard to find. Koroks aren't hard to find, at all. Rusty weapons are more rare than non-rusted ones
Enemy variety is a problem, but the rest is just total ass bullshit
Daniel Edwards
Use fire arrows to set fire to trees. Wolves case after yaks you find in the snowy areas
Leo Morris
>playing open world games for the reward Drop the game. Now
Jacob Lewis
so fucking a man with a pussy is straight?
Gavin Martin
>Roaming around in a green field
How about you actually play more past the great plateau
Jeremiah Howard
How can someone be this bad at finding things >koroks are spread out No wonder you think the game is empty, if you can't even find koroks you cannot find anything Anyways get off master mode asap. Not good for a newcomer, especially since you are getting oneshot
Aiden Morgan
>a man with a pussy
Evan Young
>its boring its boring its boring waaaah
Go play another game retard. You clearly can't even explore well
Jace Green
Honest question, did you get pass the first area? Wolfs and Bobkins do hunt for prey at certain times. You can even feed Bobkins raw meat if you want. Also you can set trees and grass on fire pretty easily.
Nathan Carter
Who the fuck even cares to set fire to trees? You can't set fire to wooden structures which are often infested with boblins, that is just stupid.
Charles Collins
Like cute boys is extremely alpha and heterosexual though
Hunter Flores
They handle fire pretty often so it doesn't make sense that they can set themselves on fire easily
James Martinez
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Michael Young
yeah, I have no idea. But then again his observation skills suck judging by how he can't seem to find shrines or koroks so I wouldn't be surprised
Carson Collins
>he can't seem to find shrines Does he just ignkre the fucking shrine finder that constantly beeps around a shrine? Does he ignore stables? What the fuck man.
Gavin Wilson
>when I'm lucky I find some koroks >when I'm lucky I find a shrine Holy shit you should get a lottery ticket
Xavier Allen
>tfw no cute trap bf that will fuck me why is this world so cruel?
Jordan Rogers
>Pcbro sucks at playing game
Whoa...my almonds....are activated!!!
But yeah enemy variety is bad
Jayden Edwards
A quarter through the game the repetition hits you like a bag of bricks, it's always the same shit, roam around, find shrine, do half life 2 havok puzzles, get out, beat up the same group of 3 boblins, grab some weapons, repeat. And yes the enemy variety is shit and many iconic enemies are missing such as redeads or darknuts, and the music is pretty damn bad for a zelda game.
>tfw when I almost bought this game + switch for 400€ but eventually just pirated it (also all the DLC and all the amiibos), emulated it and dropped it in 20 hours
Dodged a fucking bullet there.
Grayson Jenkins
>user describes all zelda games Amazing
Andrew Mitchell
>b-b-but it's supposed to be repetitive as fuck!
Thomas Edwards
>repetitive as fuck How? You can easily switch things up by using new strategies to tackle enemies. The puzzle shrines all have different layouts, and even visually each area has unique landmarks
only repetition is the combat shrines
And I'm more referring to the fact that the OP can't seem to find anything although shrines and koroks are everywhere
Easton Reyes
Newfag, older Zelda games had puzzles and extremely varied dungeons and quests. This one suffers from all the open world memes, such as copypasting the same quest or ruined temple 100 times instead of having actual content.
Noah Bell
>and even visually each area has unique landmarks
Big fucking deal when all said landmarks are a variation of the same shit if not a flat out copypaste. It's like this is your first open world game, even OP's shitty far cry games have "unique landmarks" with the same copypaste assets and the same copypaste loot chests.
Carter Gray
>had puzzles Even more baby-tier rigid puzzles that stop being new once you played a single zelda game >quests Same shit. Fetch this, kill that. Follow me, talk to this
So...what's the difference? Just visuals? In fact Botw has more unique puzzles in total
Landon Turner
>said landmarks are almost copypaste Bullshit. Post your map. The landmarks are actually pretty unique. And no, this is not my first open world game, at all.
Julian Long
huh? landmarks aren't just shrines and koroks you know?
