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I see you little nigga, whats good

We can't talk here. Too public. Meet me behind the Great Chapel at midnight. Don't let anyone follow you. I'll make it worth your while.

I heard the fighter's guild is recruiting new members.

My bedtime is at 11PM though..

How goes it?

Everyone is smoking

Any news from the other provinces?

Threadly reminder that niggers think Oblivion is "comfy" just because of nostalgia

Um excuse me sir why does this make me a nigger

I am Geel. Sergeant-of-Sharpshooters, Blackwood Company.

>Oblivion gets mentioned
>Morrowind Numales are seething, as always
Typcial.

WHY

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>implying this music isn't the comfiest shit you've ever heard

WON'T

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Good day.

YOU

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DIE

HAAAAAAAAAUGH

*blocks your path*

I've heard others say the same.

>decide to do main quest early
>only lvl 5/6
>do Battle for Kvatch
>all my NPC allies die to dinosaurs and scamps
Guards not scaling was a mistake.

Guards ... do scale.

They do?
They always feel so week compared to enemies beyond level 1/2.

I feel like Bethesda patching in controller support and FOV support would extent Oblivion's life so much longer. Sadly they're lazy cunts and hate comfiness. :(

Wish Mithril Armor was in Skyrim

Scaling was a mistake.

>Bethesda
>Quality of Life improvements rather than replacing functional systems with inferior ones

Aren't there plenty of mods for that?

By the way, anyone here have any experience with abomb on the X360? My 11 year old save is about to hit it, I believe, and it's depressing thinking that I only have a few dozen hours left before the world basically ends.

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I hate you for making me laugh with this bullshit ass post jesus christ

so was he just paranoid, or is there a legit conspiracy against him.
I'm too lazy to replay the game / look up the wiki

I swear I remember there being evidence that he's right but now when I look it up on the wiki it says it's just his paranoia,

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Why don't you just fall down and bleed to death!

Wait what the fuck?
There are no skills in 4?

It's all perks

I guess you'll just have to buy it and find out yourself user

it's only $29.99 on Steam

I actually enjoy the fact that bandits get better gear depending on your level. Same with arena combatants.

oblivion was absolutely not comfy
something felt off and completely uncomfy about it
same with all ES games
now WoW and runescape... that's comfiness

I waited and watched the people he wanted me to,I even went and checked their houses and pockets just in case
It was just paranoia

>runescape

Only if you mean early rs2

Oh my fucking God.
The other day I was trying so hard to remember your pasta but I couldn't get the name. Thank you, it really stressed me out.

*punch in the face*

By the nine divines! Assault! Assault!

to this day, runescape is pure comfy.

>trains all day with an axe
>fights you with a sword
Why was yellow team champion so dumb?
Training blunt weapons all day and then using blades.

you're just paranoid, seeing things that aren't there.

Give me a damn break. My save is falling apart, I have more important things to think about than Glarthir.

Because she's from Skyrim where it's one-handed and two-handed instead of blade and blunt and striking a training dummy with an axe is more satisfying than a sword.

Isn't it obvious? What do you train when you max out your Blade skill?

LOL

>Visiting an inn
>See a dropped apple on the floor
>pick it up and place it back on the table
>in a nanosecond a guard charges into the room
>STOP YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW

Mysticism of course

Acrobatics

Unarmed is the only choice
>Gain the power to punch ghosts
There's little more badass than that.

Someone have the webm of the dude doing a forced animation walk through a classroom through a chairs only to do another really forced looking animation of him sitting on the last one then staring at the camera?

YOU SLEEP RATHER SOUNDLY FOR A MURDERER

kek

I ended up killing him. Did I do bad?

I fucking hate zombies

>Disarm moves
I honestly don't know if it's just retarded AI or balance reasons NPCs don't pick up their weapons back
Still fun as fuck

How would you like it if I went into your house and started grabbing at your food with my greasy fingers you barbarian?

>Replaying Oblivion for the first time in ages
>Heading to bruma to sell a couple stolen necklaces to get in good with thieves guild
>See some fancily-dressed khajiit bitch fighting off wolves bare-handed
>She wins
>Being something of a lightning hands aspirant myself, challenge her to a friendly sparring match by waiting til her back is turned and delivering a powerful four-finger jab to her spinal cord, next to the kidneys
>She flies up into the air and coughs, then expires in the snow
>"Arigato."
>Make it to bruma
>Immediately arrested for murder
>Damn CCTV cameras
>Fight the guard because I only had 11 gold anyway (spent it all on stuff for my underground pirate ship)
>Use an advance martial arts technique called "spinning around him faster than he can turn his head while repeatedly punching his liver"
>Win, barely, since he managed to hit me once or twice and I wasn't wearing anything except some black shorts and leather boots
>Walk into town feeling like Emperor Uriel Bigdick himself
>Immediately re-arrested, this time for double murder
>Too many guards for my spinning technique
>Sent to prison, but I hid a lockpick in my foreskin
>My cellmate is some tall nord motherfucker who never talks, not sticking around and getting raped by this n'wah
>Break open the cell, he still just stands there
>Manage to fight off and kill the jailer using my fists of steel (and an axe I found on a table)
>"Arigato."
>About to break out the rest of the way, but I have a level up
>Quick 1 hour powernap in my cell before my daring escape, nord still just staring
>mfw this motherfucker shows up, apparently I am an assassin now
>Nord still just sitting there as I am inducted into a cult
>Run through the castle lobby, now on my way to the inn of ill omen
Good game.

why didn't skyrim have any humerus moments at every turn like oblivion did

>humerus

Because the humer in Oblivion was accidental

Why haven't you tried cloning yourself and fighting the clone of your beloved Oblivion character yet, user?

What armor is that?

Sorry guy, not going to play your shitty game again no matter how loudly you whisper.

Amber, it was added by the Shivering Isles DLC.

What if you clone your clone?

It's not possible without console commands. Once out of boredom I designed a modded spell on PC that summons a permanent clone capable of summoning a permanent clone, capable of summoning a permanent clone, and so on.

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And what happened?

FUCK man, the fact that I can't play Oblivion with a gamepad is basically whats stopping me from replaying the game

I loved all the little unmarked places, like this.

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Why would you want to play a first person game with a controllee

this was the kind of shit that made oblivion a fun game, when you just stopped giving a fuck and went nuts

good post

heh

They swarmed the Imperial City and kept spreading until my game crashed...

reminds me of this song
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Beholdm the shitter!

I watched Joel's stream where he did this. In result fighters guild scolded him for killing their member. Really bizzare shit.

i still miss Rich

>good fucking morning!
>you gotta eat big to get big cmon!

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>pulls arrows from his guildmate's flesh
>"What have you done?! You have stolen from the Fighter's Guild! Go collect some bear asses as punishment!"
>kills his own clone
>"Again you have been up to no good! You attacked a member of our guild! Go collect some minotaur horns!"

He always manages to fuck up in the best ways.

Combine that with that night sky. Good times.

createfullactorcopy takes all the fun out of the process, though. You gotta do it the old fashioned way with the Skull of Corruption.

Thinking about playing this game again. Anyone have any experience with the Bevelix mod pack?

Combine all that with over-leveled athletics/acrobatics to the point where you're jumping over rooftops. Oblivion was great, even in its broken aspects.

Expect for the glitches/freezing. Oblivion's the game that gave me the habit to have at least three rotating saves.

Anyone else actually follow around his list of targets while they farmed and hung out at the market for the whole day before you realized nothing was going to happen?

"i'll make it worth your whiiilee~~"

GLARTHIR-DESU, OH MY

Superior.
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You think you know comfy

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