Why are female video game players so unfunny?

Why are female video game players so unfunny?

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Because females are unfunny.

Because we all pretend that they are anyway.

she's super hot so people will pretend she's hilarious.

I hate how fucking betas make it harder for everybody else. You're not going to get the girl you little suckup cunts, you're just going to give her more validation and unwarranted self importance and just make it harder for everybody else too (on top of you not getting anything to begin with).

FPBP. Females are boring people who, thanks to feminism, spend their lives imitating men.

>super hot

Autistic underage detected. Have you seen her leaked pics/old nudes/old pics in general? she's an uggo that got really good at makeup.

You worthless autist just wanted to post this retarded slut.
Fuck off you worthless piece of shit.

females lack the character required to be funny.

This exact thread has been posted a few times in the past two years, it's just a shitpost user.

Yup. I'm beta as fuck so I completely ignore women. This way at least I'm not amplifying any problems, I have a neutral effect.

forgot to mention the lack of true interests outside of attention seeking, dicks and power over others through manipulation/deception/beauty and serving their ego.

I want to impregnate SSSniperWolf

>she's an uggo that got really good at makeup.
Holy shit this. She was absolutely disgusting in her old pics/leaked nudes. She got really good at makeup though so props. Though then again, most girls are like that, uggos but good at makeup.

Apparently her boyfriend is a massive cuck too that literally gives her gameplay while she pretends to be playing.

It's because you're a niGGer who laughs at cuck jokes and frog memes made by stupid white males

Link?

I want to marry Dodger. She is super cute, funny and smart

I only seen the one where she's in like a fishnet dress or something and heels , your telling me there's more than that? Also it's funny how she denies the heel picture even thou she was wearing them in another video

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youtube.com/watch?v=NAUsvMhUnhs

idk man, its all in this video but im sure you can find it if you just look around online. she denies it of course but come on its obviously her

Because you are virgin

i'm 6'4" and recently finally ripped, im living life on easy mode so far user.

the vast majority of women had a much easier social experience than men throughout all stages of life
they've never had to develop any social skills above not being awkward to have a good time
hell, many of them didn't even bother to learn to not be awkward
twitch proves this

Women have limited comedy options. They can tell the same joke as a guy and it won't work because they're women. Like, tell a joke at someone else's expense and you'll think they're being a bitch. Or you don't want to hear a funny story about that one time they shit their pants.

They can only get away with safe, inoffensive humor.

This. There are no legitimately funny female comedians.

This. There's never been a single good female comedian who didn't rely on mimicking male vulgarity or making voices.

>Video game players
>Not females in general
First of all they're not funny because they don't need any kind of personality to be liked.
Secondly that thing in particular has "problem glasses" and while it is impolite to judge by looks or profile a person, signifiers do exist.

I've never heard of this person, but an old forbes article tells me she is a jewtuber with 5 million subs.
Current however she has over 6 million.
Her videos appear to be designed to maximize CPM so whore status is confirmed.
To solidify that statement further her thumbnails are A-typhical baity pictures and titles.
Most of her videos seem to have nothing to do with videogames and are easily made of contemporary topics for the time they are posted.

It is a weird sensation to despise a person you've never heard speak or even really read a complete sentence she has typed.

Fucking checked

GET HAS SPOKEN

I would love to see a male comedian recite a script written by a women verbatim without anyone knowing. I wonder if it would become funny.

Or vice versa, if a well known male comedian had a woman read material he wrote her without anyone knowing.

youtube.com/watch?v=hmkcAu1XCP8

>female video gamers arent funny
>as opposed to male video gamers, who ARE funny

i don't think there are many video gamers PERIOD who are funny, male or female

This was never implied, retard.

This. You do not question quints.

Boys will laugh at girls when they are not funny.

She's taken.

>who didn't rely on mimicking male vulgarity

>he thinks its that simple

female comedians are rude because women have warped comedy into a sick freakshow where they just laugh at another women and pat themselves on the back for not being as obscenely disgusting and worthless as she is

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Women also pretend to laugh when a man they like says something he thinks is funny.

This EASILY applies the other way around too. Of course, Sup Forums would not know about this though, because you have to at least be attractive for that.

The guy would just constantly reference how sloppy and disgusting his vagina is while the chick would get something that's actually funny.

Who even writes this? Who even fucking gives this shit a go-ahead? How?

Scripts don't have laugh tracks, how can producers read this script and then pass it off as comedy when they probably didn't even chuckle at any of the jokes. Fuck, do they even read the scripts anymore?

>6/10 would not bang

Never change Sup Forums.

This is one of those that are made just for a quick buck for those involved making it

They literally laugh at the people that actually watch it probably

Good use of a strawman.

>hmmmmmm yes what a truly attractive european featured individual.

She's an uggo that got good at makeup in her 20s after she outgrew her 'im not like the other girls' phase.

I like Kiwo.

How dense do you have to be to get triggered by Good Charlotte lyrics?

she looks like my jewish grandma did in her 30s, and guess what, im ugly as fuck. not good genes man.

Because women are horrible at comedy. Whenever a woman is on a spree of making jokes, take a guess if the next joke will be an unoriginal one about sex, food, or how unfair periods are.

>SSSniperwolf
>unfunny
Most of her vids have literally no talking.

Wrong, they actually do find them funny and it's a genuine laugh. Their attraction alters their perceptions as well as vice versa. I've known a couple of girls who had a crush on me think I was hilarious and they genuinely didn't understand why all their friends didn't find me funny too. They aren't doing this in front of me, it's not an act. I hear about it from third parties. I've also known a few girls to go on about how funny their boyfriend is and then when I meet them they aren't funny at all.

what doe she look without make up

>Black belt in dick sucking

Sorry, I never listened to "homosexual grandpa"-core. what are you doing on Sup Forums, old fart?

It wouldn't because all comedians right now are unfunny awkward people.

>"she just has good makeup!"
>instead of posting a no-makeup pic he posts one with shit make up instead thinking it will somehow magically make sense

Excuse me are you retarded?

I'm sorry

>would not bang
That is not the issue.
I think you'd be hard pressed to find a more thirsty portion of the internet than Sup Forums.
What an appropriate letter.

I really don't like girls as people
Where do I go from here?

Women have been conditioned into thinking they are funny because guys laugh at whatever they say

Homosexuality

Avoid people in general, it's not worth talking to them.
Most of them are unlikeable idealists anyway.

everyone here would bang her
she's just not funny or interesting
like all women

asking the majority of men to stop white-knighting any female that they consider fuckable is as futile as asking women themselves to stop being vapid pretenders. Its simply not going to happen.

Evolution is a bitch and that shit is hard-wired into the male and female brain. It takes incredible effort to create a culture that prevent that sort of association between sexes in the first place, like how things where before the 1920s or more extreme and less civilized, how Muslims gender relations.

Since neither of those things are likely to happen, the best you can do is just accept reality and learn to ignore the inevitable.

neither is average Sup Forums shitposter funny or interesting.

I apologize for ignoring the existence of this obscure band.

So they're like old games fans, who wear nostalgia goggles.

Femlet.

>t. Sniperwolf

penta never lies

>Sup Forums has lost so much self awareness they now pretend to be alpha and know about women
Yeah, I bet watching the world through a screen instead of yourselves like a bunch of Tumblrinas will make you chads.

Why are Sup Forums users retarded faggots?

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>how Muslims gender relations
1970

low iq

>Sup Forums calling others betas

she's 9/10 before

stop being a "2/10 would not bang" fedora faggot

You sure do

Well yeah, she plays videogames.

Because she is half Greek and half Turkish

I hate when you can literally see the makeup caked on girls

Your head is orange, bitch

How can humanbois even compete?

her boyfriend does her gameplay videos because she sucks at FPSes

she apparently used to do her own videos before they met when she was still doing other genres, but then she started doing almost all FPSes so now he does the gameplay

several of her collaborators have even admitted that she doesn't record her own gameplay anymore

By lasting more than two minutes

Y-yeah, sure.

I'm in the same boat. This is what escorts are for my man.

>By lasting more than two minutes
Horses last like 10 seconds at best.

male comedy revolves around references

female comedy revolves around in-jokes

that's why females can only make their friends laugh and never strangers

Outlasting those 1-minute-wonders.

I grew up with a popular sister. Thankfully, she was literally too intelligent to be a slut (turned down dudes that just tried to fuck her) so she was not a slutty popular girl. But that's besides the point, she taught me alot about how women are. and it was a deeply depressing thing to hear.

>women have no true friends, theyre all hollow and vapid enemies pretending to be allies
>they will screw each other the first chance they get, not even in self gain, just for that brief cure for chronic boredom they face daily in spiting someone else
>if they force quirks like "im so different gaymur girl lol" its because theyre incredibly insecure and you should avoid gamer girls like the plague because of this.
>girls have unique opinions and personalities, but they will always quickly shut them down in order to follow the current popular/trendy one. and the ones that dont are usually batshit crazy.
>if youre ugly, dont bother. your only hopes are if everyone else in the current social setting is ugly, or youre really funny. if youre ugly and ask a girl out, she will cry for days.
>literally just dont treat them like equals. alot of betas tend to fuck in treating women like equals. dont. see them as below you. dont be douchey, just dont exactly put them on a pedestal either, and literally everything will go much smoother.

Also, here's a pro tip: women base their entire self worth on what guys think (unless theyre smart enough not too/weird raised different, but these two are very rare nowadays in the west) so take advantage of this power they literally give you over them.

heres my autist manifesto for fellow Sup Forumsirgins to learn from.


>9/10

youtu.be/NAUsvMhUnhs?t=4m45s

4:44

yes, truly a 9/10

Any explanation as to why modern comedy altogether is unfunny?

most guys are shit at faces when it comes to makeup and hair tricks. Its fucking astounding how these guys are so surprised the next morning when they wake up next to Gollum

Next time you think a girl is hot, ask an unbiased female relative to see through the illusion, for everyone's sake.

So 100% roach?

she's a turk

and she's easily prime megan fox level attractive

>tfw when still more than you

Then what's the appeal in taking a horse cock if it lasts only for a couple of seconds. I doubt the horse would want to continue having his cock stimulated after blowing his load.

>literally just dont treat them like equals. alot of betas tend to fuck in treating women like equals. dont. see them as below you
Why wouldn't you do this to everyone else, instead of just girls?

youtube.com/watch?v=kBqwtHnc9ho

she's not white

she's naturally that color

the lighter parts are the makeup

Men are equals in everything but direct competition. guys would die for their friends. would women? no.

She is white by US standards and that's what counts.