OH SHIT NIGGER, YOU'RE ABOUT TO LAND A FUCKING CRIT

OH SHIT NIGGER, YOU'RE ABOUT TO LAND A FUCKING CRIT
WHAT DO YOU SCREAM AT THE ENEMY?

OH YEAH, LETS BEAT SOME MEAT

GET A LOAD OF THIS

Luck's at my side this time.

ARRIVEDERCI

my nama jeff

SEE YA GAY ENEMY

>I'm gonna shut you down!

IM GOING IN DRY

...

OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU

*laughter*

RAUUUUUGH

...

EH REHHHHH

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY

...

MAKE WAY FOR THE BAD GUY

YOUR FLY IS OPEN

ALLAHU AKBAR

FAIR
AND
BALANCED

YOU MUST EAT ALL THE EGGS

CRIT HAPPENS

IKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~~~~

Too lewd.

RNG MOTHERFUCKER

...whatever...

NO SURRENDER

Heh, just as I expected...

NUTHIN' PERSONNEL KID

SO LONG GAY BOWSER

IM GONNA LAY YOU DOWN

SWORD OF MUSHU MUSHU CHING CHONG! RELEASE THE POWER OF A MILLION DEMONS! I AM DEMON-KID WITH SCHOOL UNIFORM BUT I AM 1000000 MILLION YEARS OLD! CHING CHANG!

AMERICA

Prepare for "DOUBLE TROUBLE"

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Squall, go to bed.

So long gay Bowser will always remind me of this.

...

whatever the audible equivalent of ":^)" is

EAT SHIT PUSSY

I BETTER NOT FUCKING MISS

YOU'LL GET NO SYMPATHY FROM ME

THIS HURTS ME MORE THAN IT HURTS YOU

TASTE THE PAIN

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

...

I will show you the true meaning of fear.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh you're going to love this~

>[Loud Sexual Moan]
Just to fuck with the kids still living with their parents.

Now it's reyn time

BEYOND MY LIMITS!

SAYONARA CUNT

WHAT'S
UP
BITCHEEEEEEEEEES

>top tier
Clever Puns
>mid tier
Stolen quotes but vidya-related
>low tier
Sexual, lewd shit

CONFIDENCE SURGES AS THE ENEMY CRUMBLES

*in a sarcastic tone* can i ""akse"" you a questchin?

what about generic sounding but technically original dramatic shit?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WILL YOU SURVIVE?

Damn, missed the eyes...

TÁS FUDIDO CABRÃO

CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

IT'S BEAT DOWN! TIME!

Thread saved, will include most of these in a game

O KURWA

I've come to collect.

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA WWWRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

...

I THINK THAT ENEMY GOT "THE POINT"!

REMEMBER THE NAME

my blade is unbending

>WHAT DO YOU SCREAM AT THE ENEMY?

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

WHAT IS HAPPENING

Kept you waiting huh

Oh shit I slipped

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!

Wanna see something cool?

TASTE THE PAIN!

TAKE THAT!
TASTE THE TOU-TOU-TOUPAIN!

Eatta diss penciru dick!

YA'LL MIND IF I

IT'S DANG-A-LANG TIME!!!

IT'LL BE YEAAARS BEFORE YOU CAN STAND IN MY WAY

ONE LIFE FOR ANOTHER
YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD

BRUUUUUUUUMMPPPPFFFF

THIS CRIT IS A GUARANTEED MISS

TIME OUT...*crit*...TIME IN!

Sorry my cat walked on my keyboard :^)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Swiggity swooty! I have arrived for the booty!

*Ifan laughs, enjoying the sight of his arrow piercing the man's neck*

*shrugs in a cool and epic way* kill yourself kiddo `,:^3

Omae wa mo shindeiru

SLOPPEH

time TO TIP THE SCALES
TIME TO BREAK THIS DOWN

YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO THE BATTLEFIELD.

NOW IS THE TIME FOR AN ALL OUT ATTACK

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!