OH SHIT NIGGER, YOU'RE ABOUT TO LAND A FUCKING CRIT
WHAT DO YOU SCREAM AT THE ENEMY?
OH SHIT NIGGER, YOU'RE ABOUT TO LAND A FUCKING CRIT
OH YEAH, LETS BEAT SOME MEAT
GET A LOAD OF THIS
Luck's at my side this time.
ARRIVEDERCI
my nama jeff
SEE YA GAY ENEMY
>I'm gonna shut you down!
IM GOING IN DRY
...
OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU
*laughter*
RAUUUUUGH
...
EH REHHHHH
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY
...
MAKE WAY FOR THE BAD GUY
YOUR FLY IS OPEN
ALLAHU AKBAR
FAIR
AND
BALANCED
YOU MUST EAT ALL THE EGGS
CRIT HAPPENS
IKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~~~~
Too lewd.
RNG MOTHERFUCKER
...whatever...
NO SURRENDER
Heh, just as I expected...
NUTHIN' PERSONNEL KID
SO LONG GAY BOWSER
IM GONNA LAY YOU DOWN
SWORD OF MUSHU MUSHU CHING CHONG! RELEASE THE POWER OF A MILLION DEMONS! I AM DEMON-KID WITH SCHOOL UNIFORM BUT I AM 1000000 MILLION YEARS OLD! CHING CHANG!
AMERICA
Prepare for "DOUBLE TROUBLE"
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Squall, go to bed.
So long gay Bowser will always remind me of this.
...
whatever the audible equivalent of ":^)" is
EAT SHIT PUSSY
I BETTER NOT FUCKING MISS
YOU'LL GET NO SYMPATHY FROM ME
THIS HURTS ME MORE THAN IT HURTS YOU
TASTE THE PAIN
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
...
I will show you the true meaning of fear.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh you're going to love this~
>[Loud Sexual Moan]
Just to fuck with the kids still living with their parents.
Now it's reyn time
BEYOND MY LIMITS!
SAYONARA CUNT
WHAT'S
UP
BITCHEEEEEEEEEES
>top tier
Clever Puns
>mid tier
Stolen quotes but vidya-related
>low tier
Sexual, lewd shit
CONFIDENCE SURGES AS THE ENEMY CRUMBLES
*in a sarcastic tone* can i ""akse"" you a questchin?
what about generic sounding but technically original dramatic shit?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WILL YOU SURVIVE?
Damn, missed the eyes...
TÁS FUDIDO CABRÃO
CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
IT'S BEAT DOWN! TIME!
Thread saved, will include most of these in a game
O KURWA
I've come to collect.
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA WWWRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
...
I THINK THAT ENEMY GOT "THE POINT"!
REMEMBER THE NAME
my blade is unbending
>WHAT DO YOU SCREAM AT THE ENEMY?
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
WHAT IS HAPPENING
Kept you waiting huh
Oh shit I slipped
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
Wanna see something cool?
TASTE THE PAIN!
TAKE THAT!
TASTE THE TOU-TOU-TOUPAIN!
Eatta diss penciru dick!
YA'LL MIND IF I
IT'S DANG-A-LANG TIME!!!
IT'LL BE YEAAARS BEFORE YOU CAN STAND IN MY WAY
ONE LIFE FOR ANOTHER
YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD
BRUUUUUUUUMMPPPPFFFF
THIS CRIT IS A GUARANTEED MISS
TIME OUT...*crit*...TIME IN!
Sorry my cat walked on my keyboard :^)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Swiggity swooty! I have arrived for the booty!
*Ifan laughs, enjoying the sight of his arrow piercing the man's neck*
*shrugs in a cool and epic way* kill yourself kiddo `,:^3
Omae wa mo shindeiru
SLOPPEH
time TO TIP THE SCALES
TIME TO BREAK THIS DOWN
YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO THE BATTLEFIELD.
NOW IS THE TIME FOR AN ALL OUT ATTACK
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!