You're here for the LAN party today?

>You're here for the LAN party today?
>Big brother isn't home yet
>Why don't you come in and wait for him?

What do

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Either walk out and grab something to eat or wait indoors like a normal nigga would.

I come in and wait for the others?
What kind of question was it?

Who the fuck still has lan parties other than for fighting games?

Play games with her if she wants, otherwise just wait.

obviously setup my stuff and then start busting nuts in his sister until my dude shows up to spitroast her like we usually do

Normies

Call my brother from another mother and ask him where the fuck he is we were supposed to get this shit going at 6

Ask her to play doctor

This. Ask is shes eaten yet? Order a few pizzas for the LAN party.

People who want to play star craft i'm guessing. Or a bunch of neets that just want to play games in one room.

Is this going to turn into some kind of sex thing? Because I can't go back to prison.

>he didnt fuck his mates sister

Cute girls like her are to be protected, not lewded

This. It'll allow me a few warm up rounds of whatever. Maybe go easy on the lilnigga.

Call friend, see how long he will be. If longer than 10 minutes, rape his sister.

I stop daydreaming and realize 15 years has passed since lan parties were a thing

I don't want my friend to beat me up achmed.

Ask if her big sister is home, cause I have games to play with her too.

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>ywn have a cute imouto to spoil

Um..I'm actually here for the rape, but if you guys wanna play some Cuphead sure I'll join

>usually
Go on.

ask where the little brother at

No way she would do anything sexual.
Young girls got no interest in adult men.

Is she legal?

Beat the shit out of her to relieve frustration.

This nigga

>Woah! You are so tall now, Sister-chan!
>Tehehe~

Sure thing *anime girl name*-chan, hey do you want to play some smash before the others arrive?

I feel sad for all the people who don't have lan parties anymore, I get together with my bros every weekend for local vidya

Say no thanks and go home. This asshole must've know I was coming over, so why is he making me walk over then leaving me alone to babysit his little sister. Get your fucking schedule together retard.

The only friends I had growing up that had sisters, moved away before I got interested in girls.

Too old. I walk away. I prefer my anime girls below puberty.

>knocking on the door

I walk into the house and say hi to my friend's family and ask where he is. Then I fuck off into whatever room the lan party is happening in, drop my shit off and shoot the shit with his parents until he gets back.

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>His friends still play vidya
They are all doing things with their lives, and I'm just sitting here, shitposting.

spotted the social autist

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>two completely different artists
>the exact same face

Anime.

To be fair, it's the only time half of them touch video games anymore (we're all mid-late 20s)

>tfw spending the night in jail for "grown up games"

you mean

Cartoons

There are tons of different art styles user.

No, I don't.

Good luck in prison

>Night
Try life. If the genders are swapped try a month.

Unless you're that Cowboys cheerleader, she only has to serve on the weekends. No fucking lie.

They look different to me.

Must
not
rape

GTFO smart ass

now that you think of it

Yeah, the adult one has teeth!

>Not being a better big brother than her actual big brother by sneaking her some snacks for the LAN and watching cartoons with her until her brother comes home

Call big bro and set up my computer. I ain't a fucking degenerate.

Wait for his brother to arrive and play games with him.

It's not that hard, OP.